Short video: Shocking the world

"Let's make some mountain guard food and see how it tastes. Will people feel uncomfortable after eating it? If it's good, it can be used as a kind of military ration."

"The mountain guard food of the Ming Dynasty is not good. It is not as good as the hunger-resistant pills of my Qing Dynasty."

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[What if it rains acid? ]

[Acid rain did not occur in ancient times. Acid rain is the product of modern people's environmental pollution. ]

Ancient people: Acid rain? Rainwater with a sour taste?

[Acid rain may be produced after a volcanic eruption. ]

[Except for the tiny place of Xiaoshi, who would build a city next to a volcano? ]

[I wonder, what if the enemy also comes to eat from the city wall? ]

[The enemy has reached the bottom of the city, and the people on the top of the city can shoot arrows. ]

[When fighting, the blood of the soldiers splashed on it, wouldn't it be...]

[As seasoning. ]

[The wall has two sides, and the carrot bricks should be built on the inner wall. ]

Some ancient people: Yes, we are not that stupid.

[What if someone pees on it? ]

[Just consider it as saving salt. ]

"No way?" The person who just thought that the taste of Shoushan grain was hard to describe, his face changed drastically, and said: "Last time I ate Shoushan grain, I saw that it was yellow, but I didn't care, it just tasted weird, is there really someone... Ugh..."

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[Why are most of the people who participate in Hanfu activities girls? ]

"The clothes of later generations are different from ours, simpler than our clothes, and more convenient to wear."

["Someone asked: Most of the people who wear Hanfu to gather are girls. Why do we rarely see groups of boys?"]

["Because in the eyes of boys, Hanfu is not the kind of white clothes, elegant young man, like jade on the road. Instead, it looks like wearing heavy armor and holding swords."]

"Good armor!"

"Not only are the thermal weapons in later generations powerful, but even the heavy armor they make is also a magical weapon."

The ancient generals saw the heavy armor in the video and could tell whether it was good or bad at a glance.

The person in the video is wrapped in black heavy armor, even wearing an iron mask on his face, with a long sword on his waist and a long spear in his hand.

"I have been a soldier all my life, and I have never seen such good armor! It's a pity to use it for decoration instead of killing the enemy!"

"The heavy armor worn by later generations may not be damaged by swords and swords."

["If such people gather together, I don't know if you are nervous, but Uncle Hat will definitely be nervous."

["You know, without using hot weapons, it will take at least a thousand people to defeat a hundred elite soldiers in heavy armor."

["In ancient times, these people are equivalent to heavy tanks, and a hundred people can even take down a county."

["So in ancient times, privately keeping armor was a serious crime. At the least, the whole family would be executed, and at the worst, the three clans would be destroyed."

【“If all the boys in the Hanfu Club wear heavy armor and participate in activities on the playground, the president will tell everyone: Eat a full meal tonight, wrap your armor and hold your mouth shut, and hide in the teaching building with your own short weapons, waiting for the president's order.”】

“Will future generations stage the Xuanwu Gate Incident in the school?”

“This Li Shimin has experience!”

【“If this is done, the principal and teachers of the school will probably be scared. On the same day, they will notify all the boys in the Hanfu Club to gather on the playground to receive subsidies without wearing armor or carrying swords.”】

“It seems like I saw the amnesty.”

“A real man is born in the world, how can he be depressed and live under others for a long time!”

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[You think, we can be bolder.

Not much, 5,000 people wearing heavy armor and horses, if they don’t use hot weapons, these 5,000 people can fight all the way from south to north. ]

Seeing this comment, many ancient people took a breath, including some monarchs in history.

If such words were said in their time, they would definitely lose their heads and implicate their whole family.

"In the future, technology is advanced and weapons are powerful. Heavy armor and spears will not be needed. Otherwise, the government of the future will definitely prohibit the people from keeping armor privately."

[The King of Ideas Appears乛◡乛]

Ancients: You call this the King of Ideas?

[What King of Ideas? I am Zhuge Liang. ]

Zhuge Liang: (ー_ー)!!

[It is recorded in history that 300 armored cavalry can charge an army of 10,000 people and still win. ]

[I think too much. If they wear ancient costumes, many people will probably choose Feiyufu. ]

[Who would wear Feiyufu if they can wear armor? ]

[The main reason is that they don't have money! ]

[What if I wear a dragon robe? Dragon robe is also a Hanfu乛◡乛]

[I am appointed by heaven, that is, longevity and prosperity. I will lead thousands of troops to conquer a large territory. ]

Ying Zheng: These words make my blood boil, and I feel a familiar feeling.

[Uncle Hat: What crime did you commit to get you in? ]

[Invincible. ]

[I didn't do anything wrong, why did you arrest me? ]

[You have to hold the imperial seal in your hand to be qualified to say "no problem". ]

"Back then, Yuan Shu alsoHe has the imperial seal, but no one listens to him, and everyone beats him. Can you call yourself "I"? Do you have the right to say that you "did not make any mistakes"? Just having an imperial seal is not enough, you need to have strength. "

"Otherwise, you are an overstepping traitor!"

[Girls see how boys look when wearing Hanfu: elegant young man.

Girls see how they look when wearing Hanfu: Iron Buddha.]

"Iron Buddha?"

"Bah! ”

Some people who were in the Song Dynasty’s anti-Jin period were furious when they saw the words “Iron Pagoda” appear in the comment section.

In contrast to the people of the Song Dynasty, many Jin people were excited, especially the Jin people who were sinicized.

[There is also a black dragon robe.]

[It doesn’t matter whether I am handsome or not. I only know that the moment I put on the armor, you have to call me lord or general, and it’s okay to call me emperor.]

Some rulers: I should call him a traitor!

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[What would happen if Song Gaozong Zhao Gou was replaced by Liu Bei?]

“Is Liu Xuande necessary? His son Adou is enough!”

“In the words of later generations, a tied dog is better than Wanyan Gou!”

“If Liu Bei traveled through time and space and became Zhao Gou, would the country still be called Song? I’m afraid it would take three generations to create the Han Dynasty! ”

Zhao Gou: Future generations have never thought about my feelings!

【“The trend of time travel has also spread to historical figures. First, Liu Adou traveled through time and became Zhao Gou, then Li Shimin traveled through time and became Adou, and now even Liu Xuande has joined in the fun.”】

【“If Liu Bei really had the opportunity to travel through time and become Zhao Gou, he would be so excited that his eyes would be filled with tears. Boss Cao and Sun Shiwan on the side each grabbed one of Liu Bei’s arms, hoping to replace Liu Bei.”】

【“Liu Bei, who traveled through time and space to the Song Dynasty, said, I am so rich? My territory is so large? I have never been rich in my previous life!”】

【“The Jin people are coming? Destroy them! I will lead the army in person.”】

【“Liu Bei will definitely use Yue Fei. If it was Liu Bei in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, he might even become sworn brothers with Yue Fei.”】

【“Liu Bei would regret that Yunchang, Yide, and the Prime Minister did not travel through time and space. ”】

【“To be honest, Liu Bei traveled to the Song Dynasty at that time, which was beyond the standard for the time! His son Adou is enough. ”】

【“Tell Adou that Yue Fei is the same person as your father.”】

【“The situation of Shu Han was more difficult than that of Southern Song Dynasty.”】

【“Song Gaozong Zhao Gou was not easy either. He was stupid and cowardly, and only one appeared once in a thousand years.”】