Siheyuan: Don't mess with me

"There is only one purpose for convening everyone for this meeting today, and that is because Xiao Zhou said that his sausages were lost.

I haven't seen this sausage or not. I don't know if it's really lost.

But Xiao Zhou said it was lost, so let’s forget it! If anyone steals it, please return it to others as soon as possible!”

In general meetings in the courtyard house, the third uncle speaks first, the second uncle makes a fuss, and the first uncle makes the summary.

But Yi Zhonghai really didn't want to see Zhou Cong. He came up with a bunch of weird words and then sat down again.

"It's just such a trivial matter! Why should I take it as a big deal? You are right, I have never seen any sausages in Xiao Zhou's house. Have any of you seen it?"

The third uncle, Yan Bugui, still remembered Zhou Cong for scolding him the day before yesterday, and he also made sarcastic remarks.

"You didn't see it, you are blind. All you have is money!"

Zhou Cong jumped directly onto the stool, "When I left in the morning, my sausage was still on the window sill?

When I came back in the evening, not only was the window smashed, but the sausage was also missing. Someone in the yard must have stolen it.

Widow Qin, your Terrier is best at sneaking around, is he the one who did this?"

"You fart! My cockroach wouldn't do this?" Qin Huairu cursed loudly after hearing Zhou Cong talk about the cockroach.

"Zhou, you have to have evidence for what you say! Why do you say it was someone else who did it? Even if it is true that you have sausages, maybe they were taken away by rats?" Silly Zhu looked at Zhou Cong.

He pointed the clue directly at Widow Qin's family and started to criticize them as soon as they came up.

"Ouch, silly Zhu! Why do you get so excited when I talk about Widow Qin? Do you have any thoughts about her? Do you want to be a hero who saves the beautiful girl?

But I think you are just a short-legged tiger Wang Ying. Bah! You are not even Wang Ying, at best you are a Wu Dalang!" Zhou Cong scolded.

"Grandson, how dare you call me stupid!"

This sentence caused Sha Zhu's new and old grudges to well up in his heart. He stood up and picked up the bench.

"Go away! It's up to you!"

Zhou Cong sneered disdainfully, and in one step he was in front of Silly Zhu, and the big-eared scraper immediately started.

"Snapped!"

Silly Zhu was hit again, and he was so angry that he turned around on the bench and threw it at Zhou Cong.

As a result, Zhou Cong just dodged his body and kicked him onto Widow Qin's body, knocking them both to the ground.

"Silly Zhu, Widow Qin doesn't smell good! Normally, she hasn't even touched her paws! Now your hand has even touched her crotch!"

Seeing the two of them rolling like gourds on the ground, Zhou Cong laughed loudly.

"Si Zhu is so addicted now that he probably won't be willing to wash his hands again in this life!"

When Xu Damao saw this scene, he was overjoyed and laughed happily.

"Zhou Cong, you've had enough!"

Seeing the farce in the field, the elder Yi Zhonghai felt heartbroken.

He pounded the table hard and shouted, "We asked you to meet to talk about sausages, not to fight! If you have something to talk about, let's leave the meeting!"

"Okay, let's talk about it!"

After glancing at Silhu and Qin Huairu, Zhou Cong jumped on the bench again, first activated the effect of the rat poison, and then screamed again.

"This matter would be easy to handle without anyone! To tell you the truth, my sausage is not an ordinary sausage, but a sausage with rat poison added.

It's just that I didn't find any dead mice at home, and I was afraid that someone might have eaten them secretly, so I thought of letting everyone know. Since they weren't eaten secretly, that would be the best. If anyone is killed by the medicine, I won't be responsible!"

"What did you say?" Qin Huairu got up at this time.

As soon as I heard this, I was confused.

Doesn’t she know what kind of urine her child has?

This sausage must have been eaten secretly by Banggan, and Xiaodang and Xiaohuaihua must have also eaten it.

"My surname is Zhou, if my child has any shortcomings, I will fight with you to the death!"

Jumping up, Qin Huairu jumped to her feet and cursed, her eyes filled with hatred.

"Widow Qin, you just said it yourself, your child didn't eat my sausage!"

Zhou Cong curled his lips and sneered.

"Mom! Mom! My brother has a stomachache! I...I have a stomachache too!"

At this time, Xiaodang had already ran over, with a look of pain on his face.

"ah!"

Seeing her daughter's appearance, Qin Huairu's heart was as sharp as a knife and she ran home.

"Mom! Mom! My stomach hurts so much!"

She just ran to the door of her house and saw the stick stalk crawling out from inside, rolling and crawling, while the little Sophora japonica followed behind.

"Zhou Cong, I will fight with you!"

Seeing this scene, Qin Huairu went crazy and rushed towards Zhou Cong.

"Fuck you, uncle!"

How could Zhou Cong get used to her bad habits? He slapped her away.

Qin Huairu was slapped on the head.

Then he sneered and said, "Widow Qin, if you have to fight hard, I will always be with you. But if you have this time, you might as well think about how to save them first!"

"Yes! Yes! Send to the hospital, send to the hospital quickly!"

Only then did Qin Huairu react and murmured loudly.

"Just going to the hospital is useless! Now we have to induce vomiting. Hurry up and give Huanglong soup to Banggeng!"

Zhou Cong pretended to be extremely urgent and said.

"What Huanglong soup?"

Many people looked at Zhou Cong and had never heard of this thing at all.

"Huanglong Tang is excrement water! It can detoxify. When I heard about the Three Heroes and Five Righteousnesses, Master Pang Pang and others drank puffer fish and were poisoned, so they drank Huanglong Tang to detoxify!"

The third uncle, Yan Bugui, once again had time to show off, and said with his hands behind his back.

"The third uncle is really capable!"

Zhou Cong gave him a thumbs up.

"Give it, then drink Huanglong soup!"

The first man, Yi Zhonghai, shouted loudly, picked up a shovel and a pickaxe and ran to the public toilet outside.

"I don't want...I don't want to drink Huanglong soup!"

Banggan also understood the meaning of Huanglong Tang and rolled all over the ground.

Soon, the uncle came back with a shovel of frozen yellow dragon.

I have to say that he truly loves Qin Huairu!

He actually ignored the smell of the food and took his own pot to cook it.

What a taste!

Not to mention how disgusting it was, it only made everyone in the courtyard sniffle and hide away.

It finally boiled down!

The old man came over again carrying a pot.

"I don't want it! I don't want it!"

Seeing the full amount of Huanglong soup in front of him, Bangge kept rolling and screaming.

But at the moment of human life, it is useless to act violently.

The first man and Shazhu, one on each side, pressed Banggeng tightly and poured half a pot of Huanglong soup into it.

I just vomited the stick stems in disgust.

Then, the first man and Silly Zhucai looked at Xiaodang and Xiaohuahua with eager eyes.

The two little girls were so frightened that they hid behind them, but they were still held down.

"Actually, it seems that giving soybean oil can also induce vomiting!"

Although there are also two little white-eyed wolves in front of me!

However, she is still a little girl after all, and she is not as hateful as a stick figure.

Zhou Cong said with a smile.

"I'll fight you!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang had been watching the farce in front of her at the door just now, feeling heartbroken. She planned to settle the score with Zhou Cong after Bangge and others were cured.

But after hearing this, I really couldn't stand it any more, so I screamed and rushed towards Zhou Cong.

"Fuck you, uncle!"

Zhou Cong has never been used to other people's bad habits, and he is a big-hearted person.