Siheyuan: Don't mess with me
Chapter 009 Sausage with Rat Poison
[Ding! The task of punishing the first and second uncles has been completed, and their status in the hearts of Deputy Director Li and Director Liu has dropped significantly. Reward: One fishing pole, and you will definitely hit ten catties of fish!]
The weather is still very cold!
After walking around the factory for a long time, Zhou Cong finally found a place where the sun was warm enough.
Just when I was about to exercise my powers, I heard the sound of the system.
"As expected, the two old gangsters came to report my evil behavior. Thanks to me, I vaccinated Deputy Director Li in advance!"
Zhou Cong laughed when he heard the system prompt.
He stretched out his hand and a pebble in front of him was sucked into his hand.
With a flick of his finger, the stone was ejected again and hit a tree far away.
"return!"
As soon as he thought about it, the stone seemed to be held by an invisible rope and flew back to him.
"It has to be a distance of two hundred meters, which is pretty good!"
Zhou Cong looked at his performance with satisfaction.
After get off work, Zhou Cong walked quickly to the courtyard.
I plan to take out a cabbage from the vegetable cellar to fulfill my promise to He Yuyu.
In his opinion, the best way to get revenge on Silly Zhu is to coax He Yuyu into marrying him.
When the time comes, I’m sure I’ll be so angry that I’m going to die!
But when he arrived at the door of his house and saw everything in front of him, Zhou Cong's expression suddenly turned cold.
Because when he went out, the doors and windows were intact.
But now, several pieces of glass on the window are broken.
Wait until you get inside.
But look at the mess inside!
All the pots and bowls were thrown to the ground, and the bowls were all broken.
Not to mention, the braised pork that I kept and even the lard that I fished out were gone.
"Little bastard!"
No need to think about it, Zhou Cong also knew that this must have been done by Bangge.
He turned around and wanted to leave the house, but stopped again.
Yesterday, with chicken feathers and chicken bones as evidence, he could beat that little white-eyed wolf without restraint.
But what does he have now?
Even if he was beaten with a stick when he was caught, it would be a shameless act, and he would be accused of bullying the smaller ones.
"Grandson, I must take good care of you!"
Holding back his anger, Zhou Cong first found a plastic sheet to block the window.
Then I started to clean up the house again, while I was still thinking about it in my mind.
"Did you see it? Grandma taught you right! Without evidence, that bastard has nothing to do with us!"
Ever since Zhou Cong entered the courtyard, Banggeng and his two younger sisters have been keeping an eye on him.
The main reason is that I am afraid of immediate losses.
He has thought about it all.
If Zhou Cong dared to beat him regardless, then he would definitely run to the uncle's house and hide.
However, now that Zhou Cong has been silent for a long time, he feels very proud that he has learned the true story from his grandma, and is constantly educating his two younger sisters.
I finally tidied up the house.
He also took out four sausages from his pocket, cut them into slices, and steamed them in a pot with steamed buns.
Then, Zhou Cong cut shredded cabbage and mixed it casually.
All that's left is to wait for the rain to come!
Sure enough, He Yuyu arrived as expected, bringing with him a small piece of mustard dumplings braised in oil.
The mustard greens are very rotten. Although I don’t want to add oil, they taste good!
"Eat this! The braised pork may have been eaten by rats!"
Zhou Cong brought the sausages to the table and specially set aside a few pieces and put them in another bowl.
"If there are rats, just give them medicine!"
He Yuyu said casually.
"I bought it a long time ago!"
Zhou Cong responded, took out the rat poison from the system, mixed it with a few pieces of sausage, and placed it on the windowsill.
"Brother Zhou, you are too extravagant! Use sausage to poison rats?"
He Yuyu looked at the pieces of sausage, feeling extremely heartbroken.
"I can't help it. Who made those mice so greedy? If I don't do it right, I'm afraid they won't eat it!"
Zhou Cong said, quietly throwing a stone under the bed and moving it a few times under the control of his mind.
"Brother Zhou, there really is a mouse, it's really a waste of this sausage!"
When He Yuyu heard the sound, he really thought it was a mouse, and looked at the sausage on the window sill again with reluctance.
A meal can be regarded as a feast for the guests and the host.
In order to realize his plan of revenge against Silly Zhu, Zhou Cong praised He Yuyu like a flower, which made her blush and fidget. She even forgot to mention about finding a wife for Silly Zhu.
After finally finishing the meal, he left as if running away. His shy look was not to mention alluring.
Finally, when it was time to get off work, Zhou Cong even left a little late before slowly returning home.
Does he still remember his bowl of sausages laced with rat poison?
If you go back early, there won't be many people in the courtyard.
Even if the rat poison incident comes up, there won't be much excitement to see.
Sure enough, the plastic sheet covering the windows of his house was torn open, and the sausages on the windowsill disappeared.
After rummaging around in the room for a while, Zhou Cong ran out of the yard anxiously, "Oh no, my sausages were stolen. First Master, Second Master, hurry up and have a meeting!"
While shouting loudly, Zhou Cong ran towards Yi Zhonghai's home. His voice was so loud that it alarmed everyone in the courtyard.
"What are you shouting? What's the mourning cry?"
At this time, Yi Zhonghai was preparing to eat. When he saw Zhou Cong rushing over, he put the bowl on the table and cursed loudly.
"Master, even if the funeral is called, it's not for you. You old loser, after you die, no one will call for you!"
Zhou Cong cursed back.
These words were not very harmful, but they were extremely insulting. They only made the first-year-old man Yi Zhonghai's face turn green with anger.
"Master, I lost my sausage. I lost it at home. Do you care?"
Just curse and let go of the anger.
Zhou Cong's target today was not Yi Zhonghai, so he pulled him and asked again.
"Just throw it away! Isn't it just a few sausages? You can even afford braised pork, but you still need a few sausages!"
The first uncle, Yi Zhonghai, was not willing to interfere with Zhou Cong's affairs and said calmly.
"Master, this is your fault! I respect you, so I call you a poor old man.
Why, Widow Qin’s son was beaten, and you held a hospital meeting. If my things are lost, it won’t be a big deal, right?
Seeing that Widow Qin has lost a man, do you think you have any wrong feelings for her?"
Zhou Cong sneered.
"You fart!"
One sentence touched upon Yi Zhonghai's thoughts, and his face turned pale.
I held the bowl and wanted to throw it down, but I couldn't let it go, so I had to put it down heavily.
"Okay, if you want to have a meeting, then have a meeting. Let me see what you can find out?"
After swearing, Yi Zhonghai walked out of the house and gathered everyone again.
Soon, a group of beasts in the courtyard gathered together again, sitting in an awkward position.
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