Siheyuan: Eight-Year-Old Orphan! The Jia Family Took Away My Property

Chapter 130 Xu Damao teases Qin Huairu in the cafeteria! Loud fart machine gun! [Begging for full support]

"Bangge, who is blowing up the toilet inside? What to use?" Silly Zhu looked curious.

Banggeng also looked nervous. "It seems like a muffled thunder and a small loud cannon!"

"There is a dull sound of thunder, isn't that a firecracker? Who can hold it up after eating enough? Wouldn't it explode like a corpse?" Silly Zhu was also confused.

Uncle San also followed. "Who is it? Silly Zhu, go and see!"

The third uncle is a very thief. He will not risk such a dirty, smelly and dangerous thing by himself and let stupid Zhu treat it.

Silly Zhu also became curious. He picked up a brick from the ground with one hand and slowly touched it with a flashlight in the other.

As soon as he entered the toilet, Shazhu spotted a shadowy figure hiding in the corner, looking very strange.

Silly Zhu raised the brick and wanted to throw it at it, but when he thought about it, if he hit his head and started bleeding, he would not be able to run or draw.

Smashing rice-together-pit.

Let you do bad things and make you come back as "740"!

Silly Zhu slammed the brick into the Mi-Gong pit, and the splash of Mi-Gong hit Xu Damao all over him.

Xu Damao was also shocked and couldn't hold it back.

"Puff puff puff puff puff puff..."

The loud farts are like machine guns, they keep popping.

Silly Zhu was also shocked.

Quickly grab a flashlight!

"Xu Damao???"

As soon as Silhu opened his mouth, he regretted it.

The stinky farts that kept coming out, mixed with the stench of rice and communist feces, came over and filled his mouth with a stinky smell.

Silly Zhu almost fainted from the smoke.

Then, they saw that Xu Damao had been splashed with corpse rice, and his whole body was submerged in a sea of ​​stinky farts.

Silly Zhu retreated in fright.

"Xu Damao? Silly Zhu, is that Xu Damao inside? Is he making muffled thunder?" The third uncle, Yan Bugui and Bang Gang, ran forward and asked curiously.

Silly Zhu spit out a few mouthfuls of saliva and waved the air in front of his nose.

Only then did he come to his senses, Taguchi said.

"No! It's Xu Damao, farting inside. That fart is rolling in the sky and frightening people to death. It's not a muffled thunder at all!"

Everyone was shocked.

Then, Xu Damao was seen rushing out with his pants in his hands.

"Silly Zhu, I am your ancestor! You smashed my body into pieces! Don't run away!"

Everyone saw the stinky smell of corpses on Xu Damao's body, and they all ran away.

When Silly Zhu saw it, he immediately ran away.

Xu Damao took out a rice scoop from the side, shook a spoonful of rice, and chased after him.

Xu Damao was farting loudly while chasing.

"Puff puff puff puff puff puff..."

Everyone at the scene almost fainted with laughter.

After chasing for a long time, Xu Damao still failed to catch up with Silly Zhu, but after running for a while, he was fine and the sound was gone!

Xu Damao sneaked to the laundry pool and washed the corpse rice on his body.

Then I went home, washed myself, and changed into clean clothes.

‘I finally stopped farting, it’s so cool!!

Xu Damao was secretly happy.

Afterwards, I was too lazy to eat and went to bed at about the same time.

Touch the kang.

Lou Xiao'e has fallen asleep.

'This girl is sleeping so soundly and doesn't even care about me!'

Xu Damao cursed and felt sleepy.

He also fell asleep.

Just after sleeping for an hour, Xu Damao farted again.

"Puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff."

Lou Xiao'e was instantly awakened by the explosion.

Looking back at Xu Damao beside him, he was so angry that he kicked him down.

Xu Damao was sleeping soundly when he was suddenly kicked over and fell to the ground.

He was about to get angry immediately, but he suddenly realized that he was farting loudly.

He didn't want to hit Lou Xiao'e, so he took a quilt and sat down on the chair.

It took a long time, until Xu Damao fell asleep, and the farting stopped.

In the middle of the night, Xu Damao finally couldn't help being sleepy and touched the bed again, because he had been waiting for at least three hours and there was no fart, so it should be gone.

It turned out to be okay in the second half of the night.

Woke up.

Xu Damao had dark circles under his eyes, and suddenly his nose smelled a foul smell.

One touch!

He was immediately startled.

How did it explode so much that it made my pants poop?

Xu Damao glanced at Xiao'e who wasn't awake next to him, and quickly got up and changed into a new pair of pants.

Why!

You really shouldn’t eat the peanuts served last night!

It's all Lin Weiguo's fault. If it weren't for him, how could I be so depressed that I wanted to drink wine and eat peanuts.

Afterwards, I picked up two cold pots, poured a bowl of boiling water, dealt with them, and then ran away to go to work.

Lou Xiao'e woke up, wrinkled her nose, and smelled a bad smell.

Then he glanced at the kang, Xu Damao was not there, nor was he on the ground.

Then he lifted the quilt.

#......

It's so damn eye-catching!

This Xu Damao actually spread all over the bed. It’s really disgusting!

Lou Xiao'e was so frightened that she jumped out of bed, pinched her nose and threw the sheets into the basin.

However, I saw that there were two pairs of pants from Xu Damao last night in the basin. There were not only traces of defecation on them, but also a loose pair of pants.

"Xu Damao, why don't you die!!!"

Lou Xiao'e was furious!

Xu Damao has already fled to the steel rolling mill...

However, everything seemed fine throughout the morning, and I didn't even fart.

Worried all morning.

It finally passed.

It should be fine.

The morning passed quickly.

It's lunch time.

Xu Damao thought of Silly Zhu in the cafeteria, this bastard, who spilled corpse rice on me last night. He was waiting to see how I would retaliate against him after get off work.

Xu Damao came to the cafeteria to eat.

While waiting in line, Qin Huairu suddenly jumped in front of Xu Damao.

A co-worker from behind immediately quit and shouted. "Qin Huairu, didn't you see the queue?"

Qin Huairu rolled her eyes at the man, glanced back at Xu Damao, and shouted directly. "Xu Damao asked me to wait in line! Damao, right?"

Xu Damao showed a bad smile on his face and quickly put his hands directly on Qin Huairu's shoulders. "That's right, Qin Huairu is my sister, and I lined up for my sister!!

Qin Huairu sensed Xu Damao's bad intentions and whispered. "Xu Damao can do it! Why did he suddenly become smarter today!"

When Xu Damao saw it, a bad smile appeared on his face again. "Sister Qin is the one who knows me!"

Qin Huairu asked deliberately, "How about you come and buy lunch?"

Xu Damao answered quickly. "That's not what you said to Qin Huairu. I'll buy you lunch! You can eat whatever you want, and you won't be picky!"

Qin Huairu was angry. "Thank you very much! I will repay you in the future!"

Xu Damao smiled evilly. "It doesn't matter. Whatever you think, I don't care!"

In order to take advantage, Qin Huairu agreed directly. "That `s a deal!"

Xu Damao felt proud. "Okay!"

Subsequently.

Arriving at Qin Huairu, 1.9 Qin Huairu stepped forward directly. "Five white-flour steamed buns, put them in a bag for me. One portion of potatoes and one portion of cabbage."

After pretending, Qin Huairu turned around and left.

Liu Lan, who was serving food on the other side, shouted directly, "Where are the meal tickets, Qin Huairu?"

"Xu Damao will pay for me!" Qin Huairu turned around proudly.

Xu Damao took out his meal ticket and paid for it, and then said. "One potato, two steamed buns!"

As he was talking, he suddenly felt something was wrong in his stomach.

The familiar energy from yesterday came again.

not good!

Xu Damao's face turned pale and he turned around to run away.

At this time, Shazhu came out of the inner room. He had something to do just now, but when he came back, he seemed to see Xu Damao and Qin Huairu talking to each other.

Suddenly I felt angry and walked up quickly.

When he saw Xu Damao turned around, he was about to run away.

"Xu Damao, stop!"

"Puff puff puff puff..."

A series of fart sounds responded to Silly Zhu.

In an instant, the entire canteen burst into laughter.