Siheyuan: Eight-Year-Old Orphan! The Jia Family Took Away My Property

Chapter 131 Xu Damao dies in public, and the fart king blows up the canteen! [Kneel down and ask for full support]

Xu Damao was greatly embarrassed and his face changed drastically.

With his face flushed, he held the plate and clamped his legs tightly, wanting to run out of the canteen quickly.

Shazhu was happy.

Xu Damao turned into a loud fart machine gun and a muffled thunder fart king again.

Silly Zhu doesn't want to miss such an opportunity.

"Xu Damao, you are so disgusting. This is the cafeteria, are you the king of farts? Are you trying to escape?"

As soon as Shazhu finished speaking.

A prophecy!

Xu Damao, who had not walked five meters away, suddenly felt that he could not control himself, his eyes showed huge panic, and then, there was a loud bang.

"puff!!!!!!!"

The entire cafeteria fell silent instantly.

Everyone stared at Xu Damao in stunned disbelief.

Xu Damao was so embarrassed in public!!!

Silly Zhu got it right.

A visible earthy-yellow liquid appeared on the back of Xu Damao's trousers. It was covered with thin yellow dirt, and a stench spread instantly.

Xu Damao died in public.

All the workers closest to Xu Damao immediately ran away as if encountering poisonous fog.

With Xu Damao as the center of the circle, there was no one within a radius of five meters.

"Xu Damao pooped in public?!!! It's so disgusting! 23"

"Xu Damao is so embarrassed, such a grown-up actually got into trouble, haha..."

"How can people eat like this? This canteen is full of stench. This Xu Damao has polluted the dining environment of the canteen. It's really disgusting."

"Xu Damao was sneaking around and kissing Qin Huairu just now, looking like he was enjoying himself. Now he is embarrassed. He really deserves it..."

Qin Huairu, who hadn't gone far, also saw and heard this scene.

This time, the risk taker recorded it.

She suddenly remembered that last night, Banggeng came back and talked about Xu Damao's stinky fart in the toilet, and he was also splashed with corpses by Silly Zhu.

However, she was busy at the time, so she just smiled and didn't take it seriously.

I didn't expect it to come again now.

This Xu Damao actually farted in public in the cafeteria, and he farted so much at once. Not only that, he also had diarrhea in public. It was really disgusting and unappetizing.

Then, she heard everyone talking and someone involved her.

Suddenly, Qin Huairu regretted it.

I shouldn't have taken advantage of Xu Damao just now, I shouldn't have flirted with Xu Damao, now even I was affected.

So shameful.

Qin Huairu was so frightened that she ran away and quickly left the place of trouble and wrong.

Silly Zhu over there was also stunned.

What is the situation like this? Xu Damao was convinced by his own words?

He actually had diarrhea on the spot!!!

"Hahaha! Xu Damao, you also have today, you actually pooped in public, shame on you!" Silly Zhu let out a fierce breath.

Xu Damao is finished. With so many people in the cafeteria, the entire steel rolling mill will know about it in less than half a day.

"Silly Zhu, my Japanese-your-ancestor, I'm not done with you..." Xu Damao's angry voice floated from everywhere.

Xu Damao was blaming everything on Silly Zhu.

Silly Zhu didn't take it seriously.

As for Xu Damao, a person like Shi-mi, am I still afraid of you? I'm just afraid that if you don't come, come and see how I will punish you to death!

Xu Damao didn't have time to eat, so he went straight to the toilet and stayed there for a long time. He used up all the toilet paper and his whole body was shaking. Even a pair of calves were not his own.

Finally, I walked out slowly while holding on to the wall.

Xu Damao was too embarrassed to continue working. He didn't even ask for leave. He found two pieces of cardboard from somewhere and tied them directly to his buttocks to cover them. Then he ran out of the steel rolling mill and returned to the courtyard to change his pants.

Along the way, I was criticized by everyone.

I lost all my face.

At the entrance of the courtyard, Aunt Two and Aunt Three were chatting in the front yard.

"You don't know, what happened last night when we went to the public restroom? Hey, Bangge yelled at the top of his lungs, someone bombed the restroom, but it scared us!"

"What happened last night? I went to bed early and didn't pay attention." The second aunt looked curious.

"Last night, my boss went to see him. It turned out to be Xu Damao. He was hiding in the public toilet. The smelly fart was like a muffled thunder. It was scary.

"But really, is this Xu Damao so disgusting?"

"That's not the case. Later, Silly Zhu came and thought it was true. He picked up a brick and smashed it into the cesspit. The corpse-rice splashed all over Xu Damao. Haha... uh E...

Aunt Three was feeling proud when she turned around and saw Xu Damao at the door of the courtyard, glaring at her fiercely.

The third aunt was so frightened that she hurriedly shut up, and the second aunt also hurriedly shut up.

However, those eyes couldn't help but look down on Xu Damao. "Hmph, you went to my house a few days ago and laughed at us for losing money to Lin Weiguo. Now you have made a fool of yourself!'

Xu Damao didn't bother to pay attention to the two aunts and ran directly towards the backyard.

Only then did Aunt Two and Aunt Three see the cardboard tied to Xu Damao's buttocks. The cardboard seemed to be wet.

The two looked at each other.

Then bursts into wild laughter.

"Hahaha...Xu Damao did something bad again...

"Xu Damao seems to be running around, and at this time, he should be running back from the steel rolling mill. It's so funny! My stomach hurts from laughing..."

Suddenly, there was a burst of ridicule in the distance.

The second aunt and the third aunt are laughing again.

This burst of laughter made everyone in the courtyard laugh.

As soon as He Yuyu went out, he saw Xu Damao running wildly, with the cardboard on his butt twisting and turning, which was extremely funny.

He Yuyu laughed to death, "Is this Xu Damao really honey-washed? This is hilarious!"

Jia Zhang also went out, and when she saw Xu Damao like this, she burst into laughter. "Haha, you Xu Damao, you are here today, you are an adult and you are so embarrassed. You bombed the toilet last night, and today you bombed the steel mill, you will become the king of farts for any Damao." Yes! Haha...

Banggeng didn't spare Xu Damao, and he laughed wildly along with his grandma.

Lin Weiguo was listening to the radio at home, and he heard it at this time. When he walked out of the door, he saw Xu Damao running into the door.

Lin Weiguo sneered.

I didn't expect that the channeling-thin bubble effect was just right. Last night I asked Xu Damao to blow up the toilet, and today he went to blow up the steel rolling mill. Looking at him, he is not only the king of farts, but also the king of honey. .

What a shame!

Deserve it!

He didn’t ask for this!

A villain should have the fate of a villain, or else he should be kept alive for 140 years?

Lin Weiguo was about to go back to his room and continue listening to storytelling.

At this time, Team Xu Damao was heard yelling angrily again.

While Lou Xiao'e scolded Xu Damao, she was disgustingly washing his pair of pants, which were stained with corpse rice and honey.

It's so disgusting.

And the sheets, too.

Why am I so unlucky? I have been dealing with peanuts all day today. It's this Xu Damao. If you want to eat peanuts, just give up. It depends on whether you will cause harm to the factory today or not.

Before Lou Xiao'e finished thinking, bursts of laughter came from outside.

Then, I saw a gust of zombies rushing in, carrying Xu Damo.

Xu Damao had a piece of cardboard tied to his butt that was about to fall off, and the cardboard was almost melting.

moment.

Lou Xiao'e understood what was going on.

There was a roar of rage. "Xu Damao, you are so sweet again!!!"

"This is the third pair of pants..."

Before Lou Xiao'e finished speaking, Xu Damao was so frightened that he ran forward and covered her mouth with the hand he had wiped her buttocks with.

"Keep your voice down, don't let them hear you again!"

However, it was still too late.

The sound had already spread.

When Lou Xiao'e smelled the stench of the hand on her mouth, she almost cried with anger.

He pushed Xu Damao away suddenly, said "bah bah bah" several times, and then ran to the kitchen to wash his mouth.

Lin Weiguo, He Yuyu, Er Aunt and others also heard Lou Xiao'e's violent shouting.

Suddenly, everyone couldn't help laughing wildly again. .