Siheyuan: Eight-Year-Old Orphan! The Jia Family Took Away My Property

Chapter 132 Xu Damao and Silly Zhu had their pants taken off! Mrs. Jia bumped into them! [Kneel down and beg for support]

Xu Damao changed into a pair of pants and waited at home for a long time to confirm that he would no longer have loose stools. Then he rushed to the factory again to make up for the leave.

All afternoon, the entire steel rolling mill was spreading the news about Xu Damola's thin pants, even their publicity department was spreading the news.

As if avoiding snakes and scorpions, everyone covered their noses when they saw Xu Damao, with disgust on their faces.

Xu Damao hates Silly Zhu even more. If it weren't for him, how could I make such a fool of myself?

It was him last night.

It's still him in the cafeteria today.

Not only did he cover my body, but he also brought my reputation into disrepute in the steel rolling mill.

Silly Zhu, you and I are at odds with each other.

I must retaliate against you severely!

Then Xu Damao's mind changed and he had a plan.

I found an excuse, slipped to the workshop, and found Yan Jiecheng.

When Yan Jiecheng saw Xu Damao, he burst into laughter. "Haha, Xu Damao, I heard that you became the king of gangsters and blew up the canteen of the steel rolling mill with your fart?"

"Screw you, don't open the pot and pick up the pot! I have something to ask you, something to make money, five yuan, do you want to do it?" Xu Damao seduced.

Yan Jiecheng has been looking miserable these days. Because of a joke a few days ago, his father Yan Bugui took away the five yuan from this month and deducted half of the next month's money.

Then, he was married to his wife Yu Lilie.

I was depressed and wondered where to get money.

Unexpectedly, the money was delivered to my door. 587

Still five dollars!

When Yan Jiecheng heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Do it! Why don't you do it? If you don't make money, you'd be a fool!"

Yan Jiecheng followed Xu Damao and ran to a deserted place.

"Everything from last night to today was caused by Si Zhu. If he is unkind, don't blame me for being unjust! Tonight, while Si Zhu was going to the toilet in the middle of the night, we did this

Yan Jiecheng was stunned for a moment.

Isn't this a bit vicious?

Seeing that Yan Jiecheng seemed a little shaken, Xu Damao became anxious. "If you don't give me another two dollars, I'll find someone else to treat me."

When Yan Jiecheng heard that two yuan had been added, from five yuan to seven yuan, he suddenly felt happy and nodded in agreement.

Xu Damao sighed, money is better.

Then the two agreed on the plan and separated.

Nothing happened all afternoon.

Xu Damao didn't seem to fart or squirm anymore, as if he was doing it again and again.

Hope never comes again.

Just like that, at night, bursts of laughter broke out again from every house in the courtyard.

Xu Damao gritted his teeth when he heard this. Damn it, what's so funny? Will you never have diarrhea in your life?

I am pitiful, but you still laugh at me, you beasts.

The culprit is Silly (cdef) Zhu, you bastard, I want you to lose all face tonight, and I want you to die without a burial place.

Finally it was midnight.

Xu Damao was not in the mood to sleep at all, so he went out early and took Yan Jiecheng to hide next to the toilet secretly.

In order to prevent Yan Jiecheng from changing his mind temporarily, Xu Damao gave him two yuan in advance and five yuan after the matter was completed.

The two of them kept waiting in the cold wind, trembling all over.

I finally stayed up until four o'clock in the morning.

Sure enough, Silly Zhu went out. In fact, this was also information that Xu Damao had known for a long time. Silly Zhu went out to the toilet almost every night, either at three o'clock or after four o'clock.

This time, I really got caught.

"It's coming, it's coming! Keep your voice down, before he pays attention!" Xu Damao warned softly, and then picked up the bricks on the ground.

Yan Jiecheng was frightened.

He immediately pulled it and spoke in a low voice. "Isn't that what we promised, sap? Why did you change it to a brick? This thing is killing people. If you keep doing this, I'll quit!"

Hearing that Yan Jiecheng was about to withdraw, Xu Damao put down the bricks sadly and picked up the sap.

Afterwards, the two followed secretly until the moment Silly Zhu walked into the public toilet.

The two ran forward.

One person gave it.

Plop!

Silly Zhu fell directly to the ground. Fortunately, Yan Jiecheng was quick to take action. If he had waited a few more steps, Silly Zhu would not have fallen into the Mi-Gong pit.

Later, Xu Damao picked up some rice poop with a rice ladle and prepared to put some in Silhu's mouth. Yan Jiecheng gave up again and just pulled some rice to put on his clothes.

Xu Damao was so angry that he gave him the remaining five yuan and asked him to leave quickly.

After Yan Jiecheng left.

Xu Damao planned to continue to poop, but Silly Zhu suddenly made a sound.

This shocked Xu Damao.

Only then did he remember that Shazhu was the god of war in the courtyard. If he knew that he was pouring corpse rice into Sudden's mouth, he wouldn't beat himself to death.

never mind!

Xu Damao was about to leave.

Suddenly, ten vicious plots came to mind.

Later, Xu Damao took off all of Si Zhu's trousers, then used his trousers as a cushion, carried him on his back, and groped towards the door of Jia's house.

At this time, Lin Weiguo suddenly woke up and was about to go to the toilet.

However, as soon as he went out, he saw a figure carrying someone on his back, sneaking towards the Jia family.

It was originally a dark night, and normal people couldn't see it.

However, due to the effects of the food in the system, Lin Weiguo's eyes could not only see things in the dark as if they were in the daytime, but at least he could see figures in the distance clearly.

It turned out to be Xu Damao!

That heavy-backed thing on his back is Si Zhu?

And there were no pants on those legs.

ha!

Xu Damao cheated Silly Pillar.

Dog eat dog!

Now it’s interesting.

We can't let Xu Damao's female cadre succeed.

He must be given a stumbling block.

Thinking of this, Lin Weiguo quickly took out two sleep bubbles from the system, one after another.

The two sleeping bubbles were like arrows from the string and suddenly sank into the bodies of Xu Damao and Silly Zhu.

Xu Damao suddenly seemed drunk.

Dizzy.

"What's wrong with me? I'm exhausted? I'm so sleepy...

The next second, his body went limp.

Silly Zhu also fell to the ground.

Lin Weiguo touched it, looked at the two of them, and felt funny.

You two are really a pair of living mandarin ducks, and you two should be a couple.

Lin Weiguo took advantage of no one.

He directly took off Xu Damao's pants, and then asked the two of them to hold each other's pants in their arms.

And, put the two of them side by side.

Then he left silently.

A few hours passed in the blink of an eye, and it was getting brighter.

Jia family.

Mrs. Jia was a little anxious to urinate. She got up from the kang sleepily and hurriedly went to the toilet.

Open the door.

He stepped on something slippery, then spun around and fell to the ground.

Suddenly a scream came out.

"Oh, my God!!! Bah, what is this?"

Then, the old woman saw a shocking scene.

Silly Zhu and Xu Damao hugged each other and lay in front of her house. The key was that neither of them were wearing pants.

The key point was that she stepped on two of them and fell on them.

I go!

How did Xu Damao and Silly Zhu, these two guys who were cut to pieces by a thousand cuts, get here?

He was still sleeping on the floor, and his whole body smelled so bad, it was really scary!

This scream.

It scared everyone in the courtyard awake.

One by one they ran out quickly.

Qin Huairu also got up from the bed and rushed out of the door. .