Siheyuan: I'm a fool, I'm not a dog licker!

I originally thought it was some trivial matter between the parents, and they were just waiting to see the fun, but who knew it would actually be such a thing?

You know, if this thief dares to steal from Si Zhu’s house today, he will dare to steal from their house tomorrow!

"Okay, let me ask you to say a few words."

After the third uncle said this, he sat back down.

The old man stood up, cleared his throat, and spoke in a deep voice:

"For so many years, our courtyard has not lost even a needle or thread. But today something has been lost in the Zhuzhu room. I won't say more about the seriousness of the matter.

Originally this matter should have been reported to the police station, but Zhuzi suppressed it because of the reputation of our home and the future of the children in our home.

Next, let Zhu Zhu tell you what has been lost at home, who took it, and just send it over tonight to apologize."

After the elder said this, he sat back in his seat.

He Yuzhu stood up and apologized to the old and young men with a smile:

"Dear young and old gentlemen, I'm really sorry. Everything in the chest of drawers has been emptied. I originally wanted to make some good tea, get some melon seeds and peanuts to entertain everyone.

As a result..."

As he spoke, he spread his hands and once again showed the iconic smile of the bitter heroine on his face:

As soon as the second uncle heard this, he immediately began to curse in his heart. I bet he couldn't drink a lot of jasmine tea today because of this damn thief!

"It's not easy for everyone these days. We all belong to the same courtyard, and I don't want to worry so much.

Just put ten pounds of white flour, half a chicken, half a fish, three big apples, a can of jasmine tea, a pound of melon seeds, two pounds of peanuts, 15 yuan, three feet of cloth stamps, and five pounds of oil stamps in my chest of drawers.

, just return the five-pound meat ticket."

After He Yuzhu said so much in one breath, not to mention everyone in the courtyard, even the three uncles changed their expressions.

The eldest mother only told the eldest uncle that something was missing from He Yuzhu's house. The bulk of it was ten pounds of white flour, plus two yuan for the odd bits and pieces.

When the whole hospital meeting was held, the three elders also had a head-to-head meeting, and they all knew that ten pounds of white flour was a big deal, and the rest was not worth it.

Good guy, these ten kilograms of white flour are quite big. I mean, among the things that were lost, these ten kilograms of white flour are quite heavy to carry.

Everyone in the courtyard didn’t know that “big head” actually had such a meaning!

The most important thing is that there is still 15 yuan in it, which is not a small amount. Now the government stipulates that the average living expenses of a family per month is less than 5 yuan, and children can go to school free of charge.

What does this mean?

A family can live comfortably with five yuan a month as living expenses, and even their children can afford to go to school.

Now this is 15 yuan, plus other meat stamps, cloth stamps, tea, melon seeds, etc., this is not enough to 50 yuan, but it is close to it.

"Hey, I said silly Zhu'er, you really dare to say that!"

Before anyone could speak, Xu Damao, who had been watching the excitement in the backyard, spoke first:

"You have been the foreman for less than a month, right? There are so many things at home. Where did they come from?"

As a film projectionist at a steel rolling mill, Xu Damao is a bad person, but he also knows what not to do.

He said this simply because he was jealous of He Yuzhu becoming the canteen foreman and wanted to step on him.

In his opinion, it was true that He Yuzhu lost things, but he didn't lose so much at all. He probably wanted to take this opportunity to make a fortune.

snort!

For the sake of your reputation in the courtyard and your child's future, I, Xu Damao, can't stand your pretentiousness.

As long as I'm here today, this thing can't happen!

It has to be said that the people who know you best in the world are often your enemies.

This is what He Yuzhu really thinks in his heart. He knows that stealing things these days may lead to getting shot.

Even underage children, as long as the word "stealing" is involved, they will be sent to the juvenile detention center all the way, starting in ten years, and ending up with guns.

Finally, the family has to go to the police station to pay the bullet money for their child.

Because of such a small amount of food, He Yuzhu really couldn't do it if someone had to squat for ten or eight years and even be shot.

You may call him the Holy Mother or the White Lotus, but he came from a later life and really feels that this punishment is too harsh!

However, Xu Damao caught "such things" to talk about things because it was approaching the middle of the year and his business was busy. During this period, he basically left early and came back late to play movies.

Sometimes, in order to "eat chicken" with fellow villagers, they simply stay overnight.

Therefore, he really didn't know about He Yuzhu's "climbing up a high branch", but everyone in the courtyard didn't like him very much. No one told him, they just waited to watch the fun.

"Xu Damao, the three of us are holding a meeting for the big guys in the courtyard now. Comrade He Yuzhu lost something. What's the matter with you? It's your turn to interrupt?"

The second uncle Liu Haizhong finally found an opportunity, showed his official authority as the second uncle in the courtyard, turned around and scolded Xu Damao.

"Second uncle, I don't like hearing what you say."

Xu Damao frowned, with a bit of a sneer on his face: "As a member of the courtyard, am I, Xu Damao, not even qualified to say a word?

Besides, those things that Silly Zhu just mentioned cost a total of 50 yuan. Where did he get so many things?

Even if you want to get rich, you still want to do something else, right? Are you really teasing everyone here like they are fools?"

With a "dang" sound, the second uncle placed the enamel jar in his hand heavily on the table and roared:

"Xu Damao, do you still see me as the second uncle in your eyes?"

Liu Haizhong's forehead was "protruding". After a hospital meeting, he finally got a chance to indulge in the second uncle's addiction, but you, Xu Damao, wanted to do it.

What's the matter? There are so many old men in the courtyard, so it's obvious that you have a long face, right?

"I……"

Xu Damao had a fierce look on his face and wanted to say something, but he heard the elder shouted angrily with a stern face:

"Okay, just say a few words. Now we're going to talk about the intruder in the Pillar House."

After saying this, the first man turned his head and glanced at Xu Damao:

"Da Mao, everyone in the courtyard has their families, but you and the pillar house are often alone.

If this matter cannot be resolved today, remember to put a lock on the door when you leave in the future."

When Xu Damao heard this, he immediately became weak.

Poor guy like Silly Zhu has thieves around him. He has a lot of good things in his house. If he really throws away a few of them, he will feel very distressed.

Thinking of this, Xu Damao couldn't help but feel a little happy in his heart:

Fortunately, fortunately, it was his stupid Zhuer's house that the thief entered first.

Everyone in the courtyard was whispering to each other and talking about it. They didn't expect that there were so many good things in Sha Zhuer's chest of drawers.

Should I say it or not, this silly Zhu'er is really nervous.