Siheyuan: I'm a fool, I'm not a dog licker!

Just say that the two young men in the courtyard who eat at his house every two days always carry two or three cloth bags.

"Okay, everyone, please be quiet."

The first man said something to everyone. Seeing that everyone's eyes were focused on him, he continued to speak:

"The three of us uncles took a look at the pillar house. It was all neat and tidy, and the door of a chest of drawers was open.

They all live in the same courtyard. If they really report to the police station, even if they don't take the bullet, they still have to squat behind the fence for ten or eight years.

If some kid is ignorant and exchanges things for money, the adults can just make up for it in the evening."

After the first uncle finished speaking, he looked at the second uncle and motioned for him to say a few words as well.

When the second uncle saw that it was finally his turn to speak, he immediately coughed twice and cleared his throat before speaking:

"Well, there's a thief in the courtyard, it's not a small matter.

Most of you work in the steel rolling mill. Once this matter reaches the steel rolling mill and the security department gets involved, it won't look good.

Comrade He Yuzhu deserves praise for his willingness to settle matters in the courtyard for the sake of the reputation of the courtyard and the future of the children.

As of tomorrow morning, before everyone goes to work, if Comrade He Yuzhu's losses have not been compensated, please go to the police station.

Of course, I will also ask the security department to intervene in this matter!

Of course, no matter who goes to Comrade He Yuzhu's house for what happened tonight, they can ask us three uncles to testify, and we won't tell anyone about it.

Ahem, that’s all I have to say, I’d like to ask the third uncle to say a few words.”

After Liu Haizhong finished speaking, he looked around at everyone, and Shi Shiran sat back in his seat.

But he always felt like something was missing, a little uncomfortable, but he couldn't figure out what was wrong.

At this moment, they heard the sound of "papapapa" applause in the courtyard. Everyone followed the sound and saw that it was He Yuzhu who was taking the lead in applauding.

"Applause, applause, the second uncle is worthy of being the second uncle in the courtyard. Everything he says and does shows his high school education."

With He Yuzhu taking the lead, many children in the courtyard also clapped their hands.

Although the applause was sparse, the second uncle felt as happy as if he drank a bottle of ice-cold Arctic Ocean in the dog days of summer.

Isn't it?

Every time the leader in the factory finished speaking, the workers below would applaud vigorously. Among the three elders in the courtyard, he was the only one who could receive applause after speaking.

Although the words "high school education" stung the second uncle's fragile heart, the second uncle enlightened himself like this amidst the sparse applause:

Silly pillar, stupid pillar, there is always something missing in the brain, right?

I am a leader, and I must have a tolerant heart towards the people below me. After all, even the prime minister can hold a boat in his belly!

Anyone with a discerning eye would know at a glance that this is the second uncle of He Yuzhu in Hanbang. They are both from the same courtyard, and the first uncles all call each other "Zhu".

If you, the second uncle, are the only ones who can follow me, you can say "Comrade He Yuzhu?" If you can follow me, you can go to the factory and do it!

Apart from anything else, you are also a level 7 fitter, so it’s not an exaggeration to be a team foreman, right?

The second uncle sat there, imitating the leader's behavior, and raised his hand to press down on the applauding children, signaling them to be quiet.

When he turned around, he saw that his three sons were talking to the neighbors next to them. They did not listen to the second uncle at all, nor did they applaud him. For a while, they started blowing their beards and staring angrily.

The third uncle stood up, glanced at He Yuzhu first, and gave the second uncle eye drops with the first sentence:

"As for me, I don't work in the steel rolling mill, and I can't talk to the security department in the mill. But since Zhu Zi said that this matter should be settled in the courtyard, then I will cooperate.

Tonight, we will stay at home until ten o'clock, after all, I have classes tomorrow morning."

Or they say that all scholars are bad and bad. The third uncle not only mentioned his status as a public servant as a people's teacher, but also provoked a conflict between the second uncle and the family who stole the things.

The people and pillars have already said that the matter should be settled in the courtyard. What's the matter? In such a big courtyard, the three uncles have completely ignored you, Liu Haizhong?

My son won't squat on the fence, and we parents won't pay our two sons to play. Is it making you uncomfortable?

As soon as the second uncle heard the third uncle say these two sentences, his heart skipped a beat, and Spongebob's body almost shook.

De'er, you only thought about using the security department to promote your status as the second uncle, but you forgot about this. What a miscalculation!

He Yuzhu didn't care about the twists and turns of the three uncles in the courtyard. At this moment, his eyes were scanning the representatives sent from each family one by one.

Everyone was whispering to each other and talking about it. Only Lao Li in the front yard was glaring at the second uncle with a gloomy face, wanting to eat this "SpongeBob" in one bite.

After the meeting ended, the third uncle stayed and comforted He Yuzhu for a few words before returning to the front yard.

He Yuzhu lay on the kang and squinted for a while, thinking it was almost time, then he got up and turned on the light, set up the kang table, boiled the hot water for the kettle, put five cups on the table and waited for people to come.

In this day and age, there is not much entertainment at night, so we just go to bed early and have children.

Normally, everyone goes to sleep on the kang at eight o'clock. Of course, if the conditions are better, you can listen to the sound of the box in the dark and go to bed at eight-thirty.

It was already nine o'clock. He Yuzhu had packed everything and heard a knock on the door.

"Coming."

He Yuzhu got up and got off the kang and opened the door. He saw three uncles standing outside the door, Lao Li from the front yard and two and a half young men Li Heping and Li Shengli.

After letting the six people into the room, the three uncles, Lao Li, and He Yuzhu sat down around the kang table. Li Heping, who looked unlucky, and Li Shengli stood on the ground.

"Zhuzi, as you know, Lao Li, he has always been honest and responsible. This means that these two boys are ignorant."

While the first man was talking, Lao Li took out five big unity sheets from his body and put them on the kang table, sighing heavily:

"Zhuzhu, thank you. These two boys from the same courtyard...I, I really don't have the face to see anyone!"

He Yuzhu was not embarrassed and took 50 yuan in front of the three uncles. Li Shengli glanced at Li Heping, who was standing on the ground with an unhappy face, and smiled softly:

"I know you two are not convinced, but out of the 50 yuan, 20 yuan is for the deaf old lady in the backyard."

When the three uncles and Lao Li heard this, they all raised their heads and looked at the two boys standing on the ground. Lao Li's face turned pale with anger, his lips were trembling, and after holding it in for a long time, he only said two words:

"evil creature!"

"Here, the deaf old lady in the backyard also lost her money?"

The second uncle and the third uncle obviously didn't know about this, and they were looking at He Yuzhu in surprise.