Siheyuan: Looting Beasts Luck, I Took Off

Ma Hua, who was being scolded, noticed something wrong with He Yuzhu's expression.

He asked softly, "Master."

"What's wrong with you?"

"Is there something uncomfortable?"

At this moment, He Yuzhu's stomach hurts and he can't even speak.

After waving at Ma Hua, he rushed out of the cafeteria and ran to the toilet.

It seems that if you delay for one more second, you will have to pull it in your pants.

"Pfft~"

"Pfft~"

...

As a result, the effect of the diarrhea talisman was too fierce. After He Yuzhu rushed out of the cafeteria, he farted while running.

And it's all loud farts.

Everyone who passed by him, without exception, smelled a stench.

They all subconsciously covered their mouths and noses.

Even after he ran away, he could still smell the stench.

"What did silly Zhu eat today, his farts are so stinky!"

"Did he shit in his pants?"

"Looking at him in such a hurry, he must have diarrhea and can't find the toilet!"

"Now when I think of the smell just now, I feel sick and want to vomit!"

"vomit~"

...

The workers in the factory couldn't help complaining loudly.

There were even two workers who spit it out immediately after complaining.

The news of He Yuzhu's stomach upset quickly spread throughout the rolling mill.

Many people cursed in private.

"Shazhu has diarrhea now, he really deserves it!"

"It must be because he usually did too many bad things, and now he is getting retribution!"

"I said a long time ago that I don't have the intention of harming others. As long as he works in the cafeteria like that, he will be punished sooner or later."

"Isn't it starting to work now~"

"It's best to drag that bastard to death, so that our factory cafeteria can be replaced by someone else to cook~"

...

As the Head Chef of the Rolling Mill Canteen.

It can be said that in the hands of He Yuzhu, he has the power of life and death for all the employees in the factory, what to eat every day, and whether they can eat well!

But that guy is very warped.

In addition to cooking for the factory leaders, he usually cooks big pot dishes for the factory workers, and he never cooks himself.

After preparing the ingredients by myself, let Mahua cook the dishes.

But as an apprentice of Mahua, the level of dishes he cooks is just that.

It can't be said to be unpalatable, but it can't be said to be delicious.

The workers in the factory made fun of him for this.

It is said that the factory paid a lot of money to hire a cook to cook for the leaders of the factory, not for their workers.

In this regard, He Yuzhu never took these words to heart.

In his eyes, only the leaders in the factory are worthy of eating the meals he cooked himself!

As for the others, they are not worthy at all!

Of course, if it's just these things, that's fine.

After all, it is human nature for him to want to please the leaders of the factory.

But the more disgusting part of this guy is yet to come.

In order to be able to get in touch with those female workers in the factory more, get rid of being single as soon as possible, marry a wife and go home to live.

Every day at noon, he would go to the window of the cafeteria to prepare meals for the workers.

When I met those unmarried female workers, I would deliberately talk poorly with them, and then give them more meat and vegetables.

Even for female workers who already have a partner, he doesn't shy away from it at all.

I thought to myself, what if those female workers fell in love with him and he succeeded in prying the corner of the wall?

But for those male workers and married female workers.

He has a different attitude.

Not only are they given less meat dishes, but even when ordering vegetarian dishes, they have to use their own method of shaking the spoon.

Shake the original full spoonful of vegetables into less than half a spoonful.

Of all the workers in the factory, only Yi Zhonghai could receive special care from him.

People like Liu Haizhong, Jia Dongxu, and Xu Damao won't benefit at all, and they will be pissed off by him every time.

The workers in the factory are full of complaints.

That's why most people don't like to line up at He Yuzhu's window for dinner.

Unless you are really hungry and have no choice, you will go.

Now it is learned that He Yuzhu has a stomachache and is looking for toilets everywhere in the factory to fart.

The bad breath that was simmering in everyone's heart was released in an instant, and they were all overjoyed!

...

After He Yuzhu came out of the cafeteria, he didn't know if it was bad luck or something.

I found several toilets in the factory one after another, and there were people in them!

But his current situation is very urgent, and he can't wait for the people inside to come out.

I had to keep looking for other toilets in the factory.

But every time he took two steps, the feeling of being ready to come out became stronger.

Walking and walking, when I came to a toilet outside.

Yi Zhonghai came out from inside.

Seeing He Yuzhu sweating profusely, he asked.

"Zhuzi, what's wrong with you?"

"Did you eat your stomach?"

After speaking, I still want to help He Yuzhu.

"Pfft~"

But before he got close, the latter let out a loud fart.

Furious, he immediately covered his nose and stepped back two steps to the side.

"Master, do you still have toilet paper?"

"I was in a hurry when I came out just now, I forgot to bring it~"

...

"Zhu Zi, I ran out of toilet paper just now."

"Otherwise, you go to the bathroom first."

"I went back to the workshop to pick it up and brought it to you~"

Yi Zhonghai immediately shook his head.

Hearing this, He Yuzhu didn't have time to say anything else.

He only felt that if he delayed for another second, he would have to pull the inside of his trouser pocket.

"Puff ~ puff ~"

...

After two muffled sounds in succession.

He Yuzhu pushed Yi Zhonghai away and rushed into the toilet.

Soon there was a crackling sound from inside.

Hearing this, Yi Zhonghai frowned outside.

Then he went back to the workshop and fetched toilet paper for He Yuzhu.

When he comes back again.

It can be smelled from a distance, and there is an extremely foul smell wafting from the toilet.

"What did Zhuzi eat?"

"Why is it so smelly!"

Then he pinched his nose and yelled twice outside the toilet.

"Pillar, have you pulled it clean yet?"

"I brought you the tissue paper."

Hearing the voice, He Yuzhu replied inside.

"Grandpa, please bring in the paper for me."

"I have a stomachache, I guess I have to squat for a while~"

Hearing this, Yi Zhonghai shook his head immediately.

Then pinched two balls of paper and stuffed them in his nostrils.

Holding his breath, he walked in.

But even so, as soon as he walked into the toilet, he felt dizzy.

Because it stinks!

It made him hallucinate!

"Zhuzi, you put this paper here for me~"

"You yourself for a while~"

"Pillar! Get out of the way!"

Just when Yi Zhonghai was about to throw the paper on the ground and leave quickly.

Halfway through the conversation, suddenly my foot slipped!

Without any precautions, he rushed towards He Yuzhu!

In this day and age, the toilets in the factory are all open public toilets.

Not to mention the door, there is not even a cement board between the two squatting positions!

When Yi Zhonghai slipped and rushed towards He Yuzhu, when he saw the big white butt and the whirling yellow liquid, he immediately felt something bad in his heart.

Shouting loudly for He Yuzhu to avoid.

But the latter had severe diarrhea, and his legs and feet were already numb from squatting there.

When he saw Yi Zhonghai rushing towards him, he couldn't move even if he wanted to avoid it.

Shouted in shock, "Master!"

"Don't look at me~"

In the middle of He Yuzhu's words, Yi Zhonghai directly shoveled one of his legs.

Due to inertia, the latter fell directly into the cesspit with a plop.

But He Yuzhu squatted for so long that his feet were already numb.

After being shoveled on one leg by Yi Zhonghai, he immediately lost his balance.

I wanted to support it with my hands.

As a result, the slate in the toilet was too slippery, so I missed it and fell down.

Just right, he sat down on Yi Zhonghai's face!

"Pfft~"

"Pfft~"

After He Yuzhu sat on Yi Zhonghai's face, he felt a sense of comfort that he had never felt before, which made him relax all of a sudden.

At the same time, the menacing sense of shit was released in an instant.

Immediately jumped Yi Zhonghai's face!

He was about to speak at that time, and asked He Yuzhu to get off his head quickly, so as not to suffocate him in the cesspit.

The result was unexpected.

With one mouthful, Xiang was filled with mouthfuls.

Immediately disgusted, wishing to spit out all the overnight meals from the previous two days!

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