Siheyuan: Looting Beasts Luck, I Took Off

"That bastard Shazhu must have drugged my food!"

"My stomach, why is it so uncomfortable~"

Just when Yi Zhonghai and He Yuzhu both fell into the cesspit, were complaining to each other, and were about to climb up.

Xu Damao clutched his stomach and hurried to the toilet.

While complaining in his mouth, he found a hole at random, took off his pants and began to vent.

After some refreshment, Xu Damao heard faintly, as if someone was scolding him.

And the voice was still familiar.

It seems to be He Yuzhu's voice?

Then he turned his head and looked around.

It turned out that there was no one else in the toilet except himself.

I thought he was hallucinating, but I didn't think much about it.

Then, after venting out hard, I felt a lot of relief in an instant.

This time, however, the scolding sounded louder and louder.

"Xu Damao!"

"You son of a bitch, get the hell out of here!"

"Son of a bitch!"

"I can't fly up and kill you!"

Hearing He Yuzhu's scolding again, Xu Damao rubbed his ears to make sure he heard it right.

He looked around, and after making sure there was no one there, he lowered his head and glanced down.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, you will be shocked immediately when you see it.

He Yuzhu and Yi Zhonghai were standing in the cesspit at this moment, pointing at themselves and cursing.

And on the heads of the two of them, there was a group of yellow filth.

Presumably, the things I pulled out just now all fell on their heads!

No wonder just now, I heard the voice of Sha Zhu swearing all the time.

After reacting, Xu Damao immediately smiled happily.

He has always been the most bullied person in the courtyard.

Even Jia Dongxu was able to boss him around in front of him because He Yuzhu and Yi Zhonghai supported him.

He himself has been punished by He Yuzhu many times and complained to the sky.

I have long wanted to find a chance to take revenge on He Yuzhu.

Unexpectedly, I came to the toilet with a stomachache.

Finally let myself seize the opportunity to take revenge on them.

So he pretended not to see, nor heard his and Yi Zhonghai's voices.

He started whistling and went to the toilet leisurely.

I can't wait to pour out all the stuff in my stomach.

It's best to fall into the mouths of He Yuzhu and the others!

"Xu Damao!!!"

"You beast, you!"

"Bah! Bah!"

"vomit~"

Just as Xu Damao wished.

He Yuzhu and Yi Zhonghai saw that Xu Damao had clearly seen them, but deliberately ignored them.

He yelled and cursed in the cesspit.

As a result, just after cursing a few words, Xiang who fell from above overwhelmingly smeared his face.

Some were directly eaten by the two of them!

It wasn't until this time that Xu Damao slowly took out the toilet paper and wiped his butt.

Make a very surprised look.

"ah!"

"Master, silly Zhu?"

"Why did you two fall into the cesspit?"

"When did this happen?"

"When I came to the toilet just now, you didn't know how to stop me."

"I have diarrhea today and I'm running loose."

"I must have pulled your faces just now, right?"

"Don't let it be eaten by you, it's dirty~"

...

Xu Damao said while fanning the smell with his hands.

This blow can drive He Yuzhu and Yi Zhonghai in the cesspit to death.

The former pointed at him and cursed: "Xu Damao!"

"Just now you clearly saw me and the uncle, and you were still pouting!"

"Your grandson must have done this on purpose!"

"After I go up, see if I don't take care of you!"

...

"Da Mao, don't talk about anything else, just pull the two of us up quickly."

"It's really hard to stay here."

"After falling for a while, I felt itchy all over."

"If I stay any longer, I have to spit out all my gall."

"vomit~"

Although Yi Zhonghai fell into the cesspit now, he was very clear in his heart.

Now only Xu Damao can rescue them quickly.

At this time, I can only say good things to him and beg him.

But He Yuzhu still wants to threaten Xu Damao!

If the latter gets angry, just leave.

The two of them didn't know how long they were going to stay in the cesspit!

And Xu Damao belongs to their yard, so it's no shame for him to find out about falling into the cesspit.

But if other people in the factory know about it, then the whole factory will know about it, then it would be a shame to throw it at grandma's house.

So I secretly scolded the pig teammate in my heart!

He quickly said something nice to Xu Damao.

The latter sneered at this time.

Don't talk about those things that happened in the yard before.

Based on what He Yuzhu threatened him just now.

He had to let Yi Zhonghai and He Yuzhu show their faces properly.

"Master, I know I want to rescue you up."

"But I don't have any tools in my hand now."

"Don't worry about it~"

"I'm going to find someone to save you!"

...

"Hey~ Da Mao!"

"Don't go!"

...

After Xu Damao finished speaking, he flushed the toilet and ran out.

No matter what Yi Zhonghai yelled in the cesspit, he was ignored.

"Come and see, comrades!"

"Silly Zhu and Yi Zhonghai fell into the cesspit!"

"Everyone come and see!"

...

After running out of the toilet, Xu Damao used his background in propaganda department.

Started to keep shouting propaganda.

I wish everyone in the factory knew that He Yuzhu and Yi Zhonghai fell into a cesspit and had a lot of fun.

After some workers heard it in the workshop, they put down their things one after another and ran out to watch the excitement.

The people from the security department also arrived soon.

When he saw Yi Zhonghai and He Yuzhu in a state of distress in the cesspit.

Section Chief Chen ordered someone to rescue them.

But those people in the security department couldn't bear the stench, and none of them dared to step forward.

In the end, I found a few cleaners from the factory to clean the toilets, and gave them five yuan each as a reward.

Only then did Yi Zhonghai and He Yuzhu be rescued from the cesspit.

It turned out that the two of them had just come out of the cesspit.

Even the cleaners who cleaned the toilets all year round couldn't hold back.

He vomited directly.

There was a sound of nausea and vomiting immediately at the scene.

"Damn it! This f*ck smells too bad!"

"I've never smelled such a stinky smell in my life. I almost vomited out my overnight meal!"

"I really don't know how Yi Zhonghai and He Yuzhu stayed in such a smelly place, and why didn't they both be suffocated to death?"

"I heard from Xu Damao that he only found out that the two of them had fallen into the cesspit when he went to the toilet."

"At that time, the feces in the stomach were already cleaned."

"Perhaps Yi Zhonghai and He Yuzhu have already eaten a lot in their stomachs?"

"It's so fucking disgusting, if I knew it, I wouldn't have come out to join in the fun!"

...

Yi Zhonghai and He Yuzhu heard what everyone was swearing loudly at this time.

Like a rat crossing the street, everyone despises him.

At this time, Section Chief Chen shouted at the two of them from a distance.

"Yi Zhonghai, silly Zhu!"

"The cleaners who saved you just now, I promised to give each of them five dollars."

"You have to pay for that money yourself!"

"If you don't give it, I have to invite you to the security department!"

"Also, both of you quickly find a place to take a shower!"

"It stinks, it makes people spit up all over the floor!"

"Let's go!"

"vomit~"

After finishing speaking, Section Chief Chen couldn't help the urge to spit it out.

After retching twice, he quickly fled the scene.

I was afraid that if I stayed a little longer, I would be smoked to death by the two of them.

At the same time, the workers who were watching the excitement also fled away one after another.

Avoiding them both like a plague god.

Seeing this situation, Yi Zhonghai's eyes suddenly turned cold.

He never imagined that there would be a day when he would be laughed at by the whole factory.

And it's the kind of embarrassment thrown at grandma's house!

"Pfft~"

At this time, He Yuzhu couldn't hold back, and farted again.

Smell that ugly smell.

Yi Zhonghai ruthlessly kicked his ass!

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