Xiao Hei saw Zhou Qingming's face that was smiling softly but felt very terrifying, and his hair stood up in fright, as if he had gained weight.
After all, Xiao Hei is also a witty cat who has seen the world in the wild, and after feeling the crisis, his desire for survival suddenly exploded, and Meow's crazy explanation did not matter whether Zhou Qing could understand whether he was a human or not.
It said that it was to repay Zhou Qing's gift to Zhou Qing every day in order to repay Zhou Qing's favor of feeding and building a nest.
These things smelled very good, and he felt that Zhou Qing should like it as a man... Right?
Zhou Qing understood Xiao Hei's meaning because of the ability to understand the beast language given by the system before.
Zhou Qing resisted the urge to eat the roasted whole cat, slowly let go of the back of Xiao Hei's neck, and said in a grim tone:
"So you give ladies' underwear specifically?"
"I put up with the girly type, but how come there is still a deaf old lady hanging in front of the chest wrap inside?"
Once this is seen, Zhou Qing will not be able to wash it when he jumps into the Yellow River!
This era is not like the era of his previous life, there are all kinds of outrageous things on the Internet, and what underwear thieves can hardly cause people's mood swings.
But if he was considered a thief in underwear in this era, or a thief who stole the underwear of an old woman, Zhou Qing felt that he could consider reincarnation.
Although Xiao Hei was afraid, he did not dare to escape, but he just looked aggrieved and embarrassed, saying that he had made a mistake by taking hi.
Zhou Qing took a few deep breaths and decided to give Xiao Hei a little color to let him understand that the master's order was absolute.
Before Zhou Qing said to Xiao Hei that he couldn't take things indiscriminately in the future, since Xiao Hei didn't do the same thing, don't blame himself for being unkind.
I saw Zhou Qing take out a hand saw from the space and a piece of waste wood.
He held wood in his left hand and saw in his right, grinning and grinning with his teeth and laughing defiantly.
"Click, click!"
In the blink of an eye, Zhou Qing turned waste wood into waste wood slag.
Zhou Qing's tone was soft, and then he squeezed the broken wood slag into broken wood powder with his hand, and gently said to
Xiao Hei:
"Xiao Hei, see that piece of wood just now, if you put things at home next time, understand?"
Xiao Hei shivered in the corner of the wall, thinking that human beings are really terrible.
Its little head is very incomprehensible, obviously kindly brought gifts to the owner, how could it almost be cut into slag?
But Xiao Hei is not an ordinary cat, it quickly figured out the key, meowing that he had received a group of little brothers by feeding before, and he could quickly return these things.
Zhou Qingfu:
"No need, even if you return it, others can only throw it away."
Xiao Hei felt that something was wrong, but he didn't understand what was wrong for a while.
At this time, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and two neighbors who had a good relationship with him stepped forward and knocked on the door of Zhou Qing's house.
After Zhou Qing drank the intuition enhancement potion last time, he now had a hunch that the person who came was not good.
Zhou Qing was not afraid of things, and directly opened the door.
"Squeak-"
As soon as the door opened, Zhou Qing saw a big uncle with a face, followed by a tall and a short uncle, and two other uncles that Zhou Qing didn't know.
At this time, the long-lost system prompt sounded:
"Ding! The system publishes a task, and the grandpa holds a grudge against you, finds someone to engage you, and asks the host to make a choice.
"1. Accept criticism and reward rotten eggs."
"2. Go back, and pit the grandpa once, let the grandpa lose face and throw it to the grandmother's house, and reward the high-level pet with a treasure bag treasure map."
"Friendly reminder: If you want to pit a grandfather, you may be able to consider the fabric of the deaf old lady."
Zhou Qing was a little happy when he heard that the system had finally released the task again.
Since the eldest master wants to engage himself, of course he has to return a tooth for a tooth, and Zhou Qing immediately chose 2
The friendly prompt of the system is very spiritual, and Zhou Qing already has an idea in his heart.
It only took Zhou Qing 3 seconds to communicate with the system, and after selecting the options, Zhou Qing pretended not to know, smiled and said to the grandpa at the door:
"Uncle, what wind blew you here?"
"Why are you still carrying two grandfathers?"
The eldest man kept a calm face, did not detour, and went straight to the topic:
"Zhou Qing, I came today to teach you that you can't waste food."
"You poured leftovers once before, and we were so shocked that we forgot to report you."
"During this time, someone saw that you have been feeding cats with big fish and meat, and this behavior must be severely reprimanded."
The other two background panel masters also echoed:
"Yes, waste grain and eat peanuts and rice."
Then the eldest man's gaze swept over the house, and sure enough, he found the fish meat that Zhou Qing put in the cat bowl.
The eldest man silently swallowed his saliva, and then spoke with a sour tone:
"Many of us usually can't eat enough, how dare you feed big fish and meat to cats?"
"Hmph, I'm going to report you for wasting food, and let the beasts eat better than people!"
Xiao Hei naturally heard the words of the eldest master on the side, and it felt insulted.
Why don't you deserve to eat well? The master's stuff, what's wrong with feeding yourself?
Zhou Qing looked at the eldest master and his two doglegs, and his tone was light:
"If you want to report, report it, walk slowly and don't send it."
The eldest master saw that Zhou Qing was so light and breezy, as if he had punched on cotton, and he was very uncomfortable.
But since Zhou Qing said so, he had no choice, and snorted coldly:
"You are so unrepentant, you will regret it later!"
Then the three turned and left, which can be described as coming and going in a hurry.
After the three old masters left, Zhou Qing ordered Xiao Hei:
"You just said that you took some little brothers, let them hide the fabric in the drawer under the mattress in the grandfather's house!" Be careful not to let people find out. Xiao
Hei was very excited after listening to it, this task sounded like it could make the bad old man just now unlucky, Xiao Hei snorted and went out to find the little brothers.
Zhou Qing was a little uneasy, and opened the long-lost title of [Lucky Beautiful Boy] to ensure that nothing was lost.
Soon, Xiao Hei came with a team of wild cats, and their group of black, white and tanuki cats each took a piece of underwear out of the unmanned back window, and went around the window to the house of the grandfather.
There was no one in the grandfather's house, and Xiao Hei instructed the other cats to put their underwear under the mattress of the grandfather, and then specially put the deaf old lady's chest wrap under the pillow of the grandfather.
When they were done, the cats left one after another from the window, what to do.
After Xiao Hei returned to Zhou Qing's house, he reported that Zhou Qing's task was successfully completed.
Zhou Qing nodded in satisfaction, very relieved about the title of [Lucky Beautiful Boy].
Xiao Hei finally realized that something was wrong, it turned out that Zhou Qing could understand its words, and he was worthy of being his master.
Soon after, Zhou Qing heard an incomparably penetrating voice that could be clearly heard across the house, the hoarse mezzo-soprano of the eldest aunt:
"Yi Zhonghai, you are an old pervert, you are simply frustrated, the deaf old lady will not let go, I want to divorce you!"
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