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The aunt's voice was full of grief and indignation, which made the neighbors can't help but go out to check on the situation.

The deaf old lady whose name was mentioned was very surprised, what could her age have to do with Yi Zhonghai?

Then the deaf old lady was curious and also came to the door of the grandfather's house with crutches.

The deaf old lady saw a large aunt holding a gray cloth in her hand, trembling in her tone at the door of the house, and scolded Yi Zhonghai angrily: "Yi Zhonghai

, this old and unorthodox scumbag, is quite a decent gentleman, saying that he is his own age, and he snores and sleeps in separate beds, it turns out that it is for this ugly fetish!!"

"If I hadn't happened to be looking for something under his pillow today, and accidentally found something he secretly hidden, I don't know how long I would have been hidden by this pervert!"

Seeing this scene, Lou Xiao'e, who was next to the deaf old lady, poked the deaf old lady's arm, and said with some uncertainty:

"Deaf old lady, do you see if the eldest aunt is holding a chest wrap that you didn't see a few days ago?"

"But recently, many people seem to be saying that their underwear has been lost, and I thought it was windy recently, or it was taken away by wild dogs."

"I didn't expect... Well? It turned out to be a big uncle?!!! He actually did such a thing??? Lou

Xiao'e first complained, and finally realized that the eldest master was the pervert who stole underwear!

Lou Xiao'e couldn't accept this fact, rubbed her eyes and made sure again and again, confirming that what the eldest aunt was holding in her hand was the chest wrap that the deaf old lady lost a few days ago.

Lou Xiao'e was shocked, such a big physical evidence was in front of her, this thing could not be taken by a big aunt from the clothesline in front of the deaf old lady's house.

Oh my God, this world is so crazy that it's unseemly!

I didn't expect that the eldest man usually looks serious and likes to educate people, and in the secret where people don't know, his psychology is twisted to this point!

Human nature is terrifying!

Lou Xiao'e's heart was shocked, and the deaf old lady on the side was also stunned for a long time, and finally her eyes widened, patting her thighs, and a look of shame and indignation:

"What a crime!"

"Dead life!"

"Yi Zhonghai, are you still human?"

"I have been innocent all my life, and in the end I am about to enter the soil, but I am not guaranteed a late festival?"

"Yi Zhonghai, I fought this old bone, I will also tear off a piece of its meat and drive him out of this compound!"

Yi Zhonghai, a grandfather who was chanted by the deaf old lady, was triumphantly reporting Zhou Qing's situation to the relevant departments at this time.

Yi Zhonghai took the two dog-legged uncles and counted Zhou Qing's crimes to the staff:

"Comrade, there is a person with a seriously corrupt ideology and style in our compound!"

The staff asked:

"Okay, let's talk about the specific situation, if the situation is true, we will definitely deal with it seriously."

Yi Zhonghai continued to speak:

"There is a man named Zhou Qing in our yard, who is appreciated by the leader with a high salary, a meal of big fish and meat, and throws away anything that he doesn't eat."

"It's just so unhuman! Some other people can't even eat stick noodles, and he actually dumps such good meat! It's just heinous and deserves hell!

The staff squinted at Yi Zhonghai and didn't believe it at all:

"Are you sure this is true?" How is it possible that someone can eat big fish and meat all of a sudden, and still throw these away?

At this time, the two uncles behind began to testify:

"The eldest uncle is right, we all saw Zhou Qing dump the food into the trash and feed the wild cat he picked up with good meat."

"Isn't that insulting? People can't eat enough, and they give good food to animals, so how can those poor be embarrassed!

"When we persuaded him, he still didn't think so, mocking us as poor ghosts and nosy."

"You said that such a mad person, if not punished, what is heaven's reason!"

The staff heard what the three uncles said with added oil and vinegar, and immediately paid attention to it:

"Well, this situation is indeed a serious violation of law and discipline, we will immediately call the police to investigate, if the situation is true, the person named Zhou Qing will definitely squat oranges."

As soon as the eldest man heard that Zhou Qing would squat oranges, he immediately smiled and narrowed his eyes.

He secretly said in his heart, Zhou Qing, you are so crazy at a young age, you will immediately let you see the end of no one in sight!

The speed of the police car was very fast, and soon the eldest man and his two doglegs arrived at the courtyard with the police officers.

The eldest man was as happy as if there was some great joy in the spring breeze, and as soon as he entered the courtyard, he saw that there were many people in the courtyard around his door.

The eldest uncle didn't notice everyone's expressions because he was too happy, thinking that the person called by the eldest aunt wanted to see Zhou Qing's joke.

The eldest man greeted everyone with a smile:

"Everyone is here, it seems that you all know, I have already called the police, everyone can directly arrest people if they testify, hahaha!"

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who laughs and laughs, feeling that the atmosphere is a little wrong.

He found that everyone was staring at him with perverted and silly eyes.

The eldest man was very puzzled:

"Why do you have that expression, I am doing harm to our compound, and everyone laughs at me!"

As a result, after the uncle finished speaking, everyone's expressions became very exciting, and there were indeed a few people who laughed, but they were obviously laughing at the expression of mental retardation.

When the eldest aunt saw Yi Zhonghai come back, she also said the same thing as losing her heart and going crazy, and finally couldn't help but burst out:

"Yi Zhonghai, you are an old pervert, you really are already crazy!"

"You know that your psychology is not normal, and you even went to the police to arrest yourself, this kind of thing is really crazy!"

Everyone also pointed at Yi Zhonghai:

"This... The operation of the grandpa is in the sky! Bull! Skills! 666！ "

I've never seen someone who behaves so artistically, even if you steal the old lady's underwear, and call the police to catch yourself with an excited face?"

"Sure enough, perverts are perverted because their brains are different from ours, and they do things unreasonably."

"How can we mortals understand that realm? He must have seen through the mundane and pursued a higher realm of life.

After hearing everyone's discussion, the eldest man's excited expression suddenly cracked, and he was immediately shocked:

"What are you talking about? When did I get perverted? How did I not know that I had stolen underwear? The

police officer who followed behind was also dumbfounded.

He prides himself on having seen a lot of the world, but the police have never encountered this kind of scene, how can he call the police to arrest people before starting an investigation, so that the informant himself wants to be arrested?

The police officer decided to wait and see.

The deaf old lady pointed at the eldest master tremblingly, and her voice changed:

"Yi Zhonghai, you are inferior to the beast!" It's all this time, you're still quibbling!

"Auntie just found my underwear under your pillow that I had lost for days!"

"Many others have also lost their underwear, today I will definitely send you to oranges!"

The eldest man immediately shouted injustice:

"I am simply more wronged than Dou E!" When did I steal someone else's underwear!

"Maybe it's just a coincidence, I don't believe you guys went to my room to search it, if I can find out, I'll go to the oranges myself!"

Everyone was still indignant, and they were a little shaken after hearing the words of the great master.

The three masters at the scene waved their hands:

"Well, since you said so, in order to prove your innocence, everyone go to the room of the grandfather."

After saying that, he walked in first.

Those who have lost their underwear, and neighbors who watch the excitement follow.

Everyone symbolically rummaged through the house of the grandfather, and at first they did not find that the grandfather's house had other people's underwear.

Seeing this, the eldest master began to be proud again, and a smile appeared on his face:

"Let me say, I was wronged, it must be Zhou Qing spreading rumors and nonsense."

At this time, the three grandfathers glanced at the bed of the eldest master, how did they feel a little bulging?

The three great masters casually uncovered the mattress of the eldest master, and then they were stunned and shocked:

"Yi Zhonghai, you ... The taste is also too heavy, right? Everyone

was very curious when they heard this, and they also gathered around, but they all dropped their jaws in shock and collectively petrified.

The three great masters continued to speak with a look of shame and indignation:

"You can forget about the underwear bottoms of the deaf old lady and Jia Zhang's, why don't you even let go of my bottoms?!"