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Since the uncle entered the mental hospital, the whole person has been in spirit.

When he first came into the hospital, the eldest man couldn't help but laugh when he thought of not having to squat oranges, more like mental illness than mental illness, so no one doubted whether his mental illness was fake.

However, until the uncle saw a doctor with an instrument walking towards him, the uncle suddenly had a sense of foreboding.

Sure enough, the doctor sighed while fiddling with the instrument:

"You are a suspect in theft, right? Originally, when you were tested at the beginning, you didn't have to go to the hospital if you were a little smarter, but I didn't expect you to be deliberately pretending to be crazy.

"Actually, for your crime, you will be released after three or five days at most, but as soon as you enter the hospital, you have to suffer."

When the eldest man heard the doctor's strange words, he couldn't help but be a little scared, and asked curiously:

"Is it scary here?" What sin to suffer? The

doctor glanced at the eldest master, and his tone was a little pitying:

"Everyone who comes to the hospital is considered to be sick and must be treated."

"Did you see this instrument?"

"I'm here to give you this treatment."

The eldest man stared at this strangely shaped instrument, and did not realize the seriousness of the problem, but said in a relaxed tone:

"If there is a disease, there is a disease, who has not been sick."

"Treatment? Is it similar to a massage? I've seen something like this before.

"I'm ready, come on!"

After the eldest man finished speaking, he lay flat on the bed and closed his eyes, faintly expecting something.

The eldest man had a serene smile on his face, thinking that what had happened recently was too bad, this hospital was quite good, and there was a massage service.

The doctor shook his head silently, put the instrument on the head of the eldest man, and turned on the power.

At the beginning, the eldest man felt that his scalp was slightly numb, which was quite comfortable, and he even gently shook his legs.

But gradually, the eldest man felt that the current was getting stronger and stronger, and his head was a little dizzy, so he opened his mouth to call the doctor to stop the instrument, or the intensity was less.

But before the grandpa could shout, he felt a tingling pain in the brain, and then the two legs of the uncle who were still comfortable and gently swaying just now suddenly twitched wildly, foaming at the mouth, and the whole person quickly lost consciousness.

The doctor in charge of treating the uncle saw this scene, his face was very calm, as if he was not surprised, and he apologized with a guilty expression:

"Alas, this uncle, I didn't mean it, but that's what my job is."

"Whether you are sick or not, you must go through the process when you enter this hospital."

Although the doctor's mouth was very forced and his expression was very unbearable, his hand was unambiguous, and the instrument was still running even if the grandfather fainted.

I don't know how long it took, the doctor had already left with the instrument, and the eldest man finally woke up slowly.

But the eldest man was a little confused after opening his eyes:

"Who am I?" Where am I? What happened? "

Uncle's mind is really blank at this time.

The eldest man looked at the ceiling blankly, as if he could see a hole in the ceiling.

After about a quarter of an hour, the eldest man finally recovered his memory and remembered what had just happened.

When the uncle put on the instrument just now, it was actually not very painful, but it was just shock.

However, this feeling of losing consciousness made the eldest master very afraid, afraid that this unscrupulous hospital would do something disrespectful to him when he lost consciousness.

And what if something happens to this instrument and you can't wake up again? The more he thought about it, the more frightened he became, and he quickly ran out of the room to inquire everywhere how he could be discharged.

But the grandpa asked several patients, and their answers were also strange:

patient A: "Discharged? What hospital to discharge? My family doesn't want to care about me, so it's good to be here. Patient

B: "Give me 50 yuan, I'll tell you about my 100 escapes, don't ask why I'm still here, it's fun." Patient

C: "I heard that I can be discharged after a course of treatment, I am still half a month away, that feeling is really exciting, I really want to do another course of treatment!"

Patient D: "What do you think and still be discharged?" Every time I tell them that I will be discharged from the hospital quickly and continue to be my Jade Emperor, the doctors here ignore me and increase the amount of treatment for me! Patient

E: "Don't think about being discharged, people outside are not normal, I just ripped off a beautiful woman's pants, she didn't resist, but when I pulled the elastic band on top and made a slingshot to return the pants to her, she was very cranky and scolded me for neuropathy and sent me in!"

Patient F: "It's so uncomfortable, last time I saved someone who was drowning in a bucket, I could have gone out, and I was happy and kindly hung him on a tree to dry, and they wouldn't let me go." Yi

Zhonghai ignored these guys with serious illnesses with a black line, shifted the target and asked the staff, and finally really let him hear, the sweeping aunt told the eldest uncle Yi Zhonghai, saying that he applied to the doctor for discharge, and then did a few questions, if he passed, he would be discharged.

After the uncle learned the news, he quickly applied to a nearby doctor for discharge, and the doctor's expression was a little strange, but the uncle did not care, and soon the uncle got the test questions.

The middle-aged female dean with a paralyzed face also came over, responsible for proctoring and approving.

After getting the test questions, the eldest man began to read the questions carefully.

I saw the first title of the classic title:

"There is a bathtub in front of you, next to a basin and a soup spoon, how will you get the water out of the bathtub?"

Without thinking, the eldest man wrote:

"Of course with a basin!"

The second question: "Can water fall from a height of 10,000 meters to kill people?"

Uncle answered: Why is it forbidden to throw objects from height? At a height of 10,000 meters, it will definitely be able to smash people to death!

Question 3: "If you learn that your daughter is suddenly ill, but your mahjong is very popular, what will you choose?"

Uncle answered: I will continue to play mahjong until there are not enough people on the table, and it is neuropathy if I don't continue to have such good luck!

The eldest man was triumphant and confident, and handed the completed topic to the dean.

With a serious face, the dean took the paper that tested the patient, and there was no joy or anger.

After two minutes, the dean showed an amiable smile:

"Your name is Yi Zhonghai, right?" I know you because of some unusual little hobby that came in.

"Well, it's normal to have a little hobby, so as soon as you say you want to be discharged, I will immediately arrange the test."

"I read your test answers, and the answers are very logical, but many things are not logical."

"Most of the time, the correct answer to things is more in line with truth and conscience."

"The first question, unfortunately you answered incorrectly, the correct answer is to unplug the bathtub plug, of course, you may not have a bathtub at home, you don't know I can understand."

"The second question, can the rain fall from 10,000 meters in the air to your head smash you to death? So you answered wrong again.

"The third question tests your conscience, you are all righteous and ignore your daughter, how dare I let you out and endanger society?"

The middle-aged female dean said that in the end, her kind expression became stern, and finally she persuaded Yi Zhonghai with a serious voice:

"Actually, sometimes what you think in your heart, you can't move to the bright side, how come you don't understand such a simple truth after living so old?" Do you really have a mental problem? "