Siheyuan: Starting From The Conversion Of Technicians

Looking at the torrential rain outside the window, Liu Haizhong was in trouble for a while.

His son Liu Guangfu stood at the door of the house and urinated outside. After urinating, the urine flowed into the sewer along with the rain.

But his wife can't do that.

"Oh god, why is it raining so much? It hasn't stopped yet.

"Why don't I take an umbrella and take you to the toilet outside the compound?"

Liu Haizhong turned his head, to pass the meaning of the second aunt.

Don't mention how uncomfortable Second Aunt felt.

She looked at the big belly in Liu Haizhong, and then looked at the rain curtain outside, she shook her head and complained: "I told you a long time ago that you should build an indoor bathroom like Lin Yu's in our house, but you just don't want to Listen, it's good now, it's raining so much, going to the toilet outside the compound is a problem."

Liu Haizhong scratched his head, smiled wryly and said, "Do you think everyone is Lin Yu? Director Lin is a capable person. I also went to see the indoor bathroom he built. Our family can't do it at all. Our house is far away from the sewer. It's too far away. If it's really done, it will take more than ten meters to dig a ditch to make a sewer by yourself. That's not a small project, and our family can't do it at all.

The second aunt said angrily: "Can't do it? I don't think you have the heart to do it at all! I heard that the first aunt said that she and the deaf old lady are urging the first uncle to have the same indoor bathroom as Lin Yu's house. The first uncle I also agreed, saying that "zero zero zero" will be done in the near future."

"Liu Haizhong, you just wait. When the time comes, the first uncle's house has finished the indoor bathroom. Let me see how you pay it back?"

"Our family is different from Uncle San's family. Uncle San lives in the front yard. He is close to the gate, and it is convenient for the whole family to go to the toilet. What about our family? Our family lives in the backyard. If our family members meet The last time I had diarrhea, I didn’t run from the backyard to the gate, I’m afraid it’s already in my pants.”

"I'm going to go to my urinal under the bed in the house now. I'll find the urinal first. It's up to you whether you want to fix it or not."

The second aunt gave Liu Haizhong a disappointed look, and she went to the back room to find the urinal by herself.

Yi Zhonghai was helpless.

"Father, I think what my mother said is right. Our family should also have an indoor bathroom, just like the one in Lin Yu's house. Going to the bathroom is very convenient, especially on such a rainy day, you don't even have to leave the door to go to the bathroom , Press the button behind the toilet after using the toilet, and all the dirty things will be flushed into the sewer, which is hygienic and convenient." Liu Guangfu also looked at his father expectantly.

"You know shit!"

Liu Haizhong gave him a hard look.

"I don't need to spend money to build the indoor bathroom, and we can build the sewer ourselves?"

"There is also the toilet made by Lin Yu himself, which is a patent, and you can't even buy it in a department store.

"You're still pointing at Lin Yu to build a toilet for our house? Do you think it's possible?"

"I think Lao Yi is also fooling around. Just wait and see the good show. When Lao Yi has finished the sewer, there will be no toilet like Lin Yu's house, and mice will crawl from the sewer to his house in groups."

After being scolded by his father, Liu Guangfu didn't dare to make a sound anymore, he was afraid of being beaten.

Intermediate Court.

Yi Zhonghai, Aunt Yi and the deaf old lady were really discussing about building a bathroom in the house.

Aunt Yi started Yi Zhonghai's ideological work again.

"Old Yi, look at how much it's raining outside? If the old lady has a urgency to urinate or has a stomachache, she can go to the toilet outside the compound, can she go?"

"It would be great if our house had the same indoor toilet as Lin Yu's in the backyard. You can go to the toilet without leaving the house, and you can solve it in the house. Press the button of the toilet again, and it will be flushed. The dirty things are all rinsed, what a great thing, you have to put it on the agenda and get it out of our house quickly.

The deaf old lady also nodded frequently.

"Aunt Yi is right, although that brat in the backyard is very bad and inhuman, but the indoor bathroom he fiddled with does have merit.

"It's a pity that I'm old now, and my strength is weak. If I were ten years younger, I would have to help you with the indoor bathroom. After I'm done, my old man will also be blessed, and I can use it. Is it not enough?" A bathroom where you can go to the bathroom when you leave the house.”

The deaf old lady is United One Auntie, so put pressure on Yi Zhonghai again.

How could the mature Yi Zhonghai not know?

However, if you want to have a bathroom in your house, you can’t just do it casually. You must have a good sewer, and you must have a toilet like Lin Yu’s.

Uncle Yi pondered for several days, and he finally figured out why Lin Yu had to go to such lengths to set up a kiln and bake ten porcelain toilets.

The principle of that thing is very special, it can absorb water automatically, and it can also prevent mice and reptiles from crawling in from the sewer.

And there is always some clear water in the toilet, which can effectively block the smell in the sewer.

In short, the design of Lin Yu's toilet is simply exquisite.

And he has visited many department stores, supply and marketing cooperatives, and building materials markets, but there is no toilet like Lin Yu.

To say that the squatting toilet building materials market is great, but that thing can't be compared with the toilet at all.

If you really want to use the squatting toilet, on the one hand, there is a bad smell, and on the other hand, it is completely impossible to block things such as rats and poisonous insects, and climb up along the pipe of the squatting toilet.

This is what Yi Zhonghai is most worried about.

It can be seen from this.

The toilet he got out of Lin Yu's house is definitely scorpion shit in Kyoto-one (poison) one.

That thing can be patented.

But Lin Yu is only used to install it in his own home when it is convenient, which is really overkill.

Yi Zhonghai also wanted to be cheeky, and asked Lin Yu to help him make a toilet of the same style, no matter how much it cost.

But he also knew that it was by no means a question of money.

But it was impossible for Lin Yu to help him.

Alas! As early as today, why bother?

Yi Zhonghai had no choice but to find another way.

"Okay, okay, fiddle, fiddle, I've already promised to build an indoor bathroom for you, so I will definitely do it, haven't I been thinking of a way these days?" Yi Zhonghai said to the two women in front of him with a wry smile.

"Old Yi, you have to speed up, there will be more and more storms in the future, you have to speed up." Aunt Yi said.

"That's right, Yi Zhonghai, hurry up, the sooner the better, my old lady is still waiting to use your indoor bathroom." The deaf old lady said.

Yi Zhonghai had never felt such great pressure.

This pressure even made him breathless than when he took the eighth grade test.

next door.

Qinhuai Ru's house.

Jia Dongxu pulled his pants down.

In fact, this time it is completely possible to avoid pulling the pants down, because Jia Dongxu farted a series of serial farts this time, making the room stink.

Both Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang knew that this was a sign that Jia Dongxu was going to shit.

The two hurried to get the potty, but Jia Zhang remembered that the potty was on the wall of the public toilet outside the yard.

She got up early in the morning, emptied the urinal, went to the toilet by the way, and forgot to take the urinal back.

It is raining heavily outside at the moment, and there is no way to go outside to get the urinal back.

Just when Jia Zhang told Qin Huairu that the urinal was forgotten outside, Jia Dongxu pulled it, and then pulled it into his pants...

It stinks in their room.

Qin Huairu quickly took off Jia Dongxu's pants and threw them into the rain outside.

There is no way to wash it now, and if you want the rain to wash it, maybe it will be washed clean.

Afterwards, Qin Qinhuairu fucked Jia Dongxu again.

Not to mention how disgusting that picture is.

At this time, Jia Zhang suddenly started cursing.

"Damn Lin Yu! He only cared about enjoying himself in the backyard, and even built an indoor bathroom in his house, so he doesn't have to leave the house to urinate and defecate. It would be great if he gave the indoor bathroom he made to our family."

"It's just like today's horrible weather. The whole family doesn't leave the house, but we can support Dongxu and let him go to the indoor bathroom and sit on that toilet to shit, and it won't be so dirty. And pulled down my pants!!"

"Oh! Damn Lin Yu, he doesn't have any sympathy at all. If he is really sympathetic, he will come and get our house an indoor bathroom and the same toilet as his house. Then, I will definitely praise him. , It's a pity that he has no compassion, he doesn't even have humanity!!"

For Jia Zhang, once her family is in trouble, the first thing she thinks of is to curse Lin Yu.

For her, cursing Lin Yu has become a habit.

Qin Huairu frowned, looking at the rain outside, she didn't even bother to talk to Jia Zhang, this crazy woman.

Why does Lin Yu give the bathroom he made to your Jia family?

Just because your son cut me off from Lin Yu, Qin Huairu?!

Your Jia family is too shameless, right?!!

You snatched a woman who should have belonged to someone else, and you want someone to treat your Jia family like a cow?

Who is so inhuman?!!

Your Jia family is the most inhuman!!!

Qin Huairu didn't even bother to be angry with Jia Dongxu's mother and son.

Listening to the heavy rain outside and looking at the rain curtain outside, Qin Huairu suddenly felt a little urgent to urinate.

"Damn it! You're such a fat old woman, there's an indoor bathroom on the left, and a toilet on the right, which makes me urgent to pee, but it's raining so hard, how can I go outside to use the bathroom?"

Qin Huairu turned around in a hurry.

backyard.

Lin Yu's home.

Wow!!

Accompanied by the sound of running water.

The wooden door of the bathroom opened, and Yu Li walked out of the bathroom refreshed.

She smiled and said to Lin Yu: "It's good that you make this indoor bathroom, we don't have to go out on rainy days, we can go to the bathroom in our own home.

Lin Yu said with a smile: "As long as you like it, this is a wedding gift specially prepared by my husband.

In an instant, Yu Li was moved, and her heart was filled with happiness.

"I like it very much, thank you, husband." Yu Litian smiled.

The two looked at each other with tenderness like water.

"Hello, hello? Give me a break, the rice is ready. Sister, brother-in-law, it's time to eat."

Yu Haitang broke into the space between the two very abruptly, breaking the warm scene of this moment.

Yu Li was very annoyed, she glared at Yu Haitang angrily, and complained secretly in her heart: "Crazy girl, you have no eyesight at all.

Lin Yu smiled but didn't say anything, he walked into the kitchen to help Yu Haitang serve the dishes.

At this time, Yu Haitang suddenly exclaimed.

"Good guy! It's raining so hard, who is that outside?"

"I'm going! He Yushui?!! Why did she come back now?!"

Both Lin Yu and Yu Li looked in the direction of Yu Haitang, and saw a person walking through the rain, wearing a raincoat, stepping on the stagnant water with one deep foot and one shallow foot, walking to the door of the next room

Opened the door. .