Siheyuan: Stick Stems Are Abducted, Please Choose To Start

Inside Xu Damao's house.

After Yan Jiekuang put the snake into the house, neither Xu Damao nor Qin Jingru noticed.

Xu Damao's face was red, and he pushed Qin Jingru onto the kang, took off his pants, and pulled Qin Jingru's clothes at the same time.

After taking off only the inner lining, the two of them put on the quilt.

I didn't realize that there was already a long black snake more than one meter long on the ground at this moment. We were circling and wriggling.

It is cold in winter, and in order to preserve physical strength, I will instinctively drill and throw it in a warm place.

And where is the hottest place in the whole house?

Naturally, it is on the kang that burns the fire.

So, the big black snake wriggled and climbed up the kang without a sound, and then got into the noisy bed.

"Xu Damao, slow down, my buttons are a bit difficult to untie." Qin Jingru frantically undressed on the kang, feeling something crawling on her legs.

"Hey, Xu Damao, why is it so cold?" Qin Jingru stretched out his hand to grab it, and looked intently.

I saw a big black snake coiled around her body!

Qin Jingru was frightened and stared at the boss!

"Yeah! Snakes!! There are snakes!!!!"

Qin Jingru yelled in shock, frightened by the snake that got up suddenly, and flung the snake away with her hand like an electric shock.

On the other side, Xu Damao just took off his underpants, he felt a chill on his neck, turned around and found a big snake coiled around his neck!

At this moment, the snake is holding its tongue up, spitting out a snake letter, and staring at him close at hand!

Xu Damao was so frightened that he was dumbfounded and dared not move.

"Shock...Shock Ru, hurry...take this snake away." Xu Damao has been afraid of this kind of snake and spider since he was a child, and now seeing such a big snake coiled around his neck, he almost fainted from fright passed.

At this moment, I only feel that my legs are trembling a little, and I can hardly stand still.

And Qin Jingru is not much better than him. Although she is from the countryside, she is a girl after all, and she is also very afraid of snakes. She tried several times tremblingly, but did not dare to reach out.

at the same time.

outside.

Silly Zhu, who was tricked by Yan Jiekuang, also heard Qin Jingru's high-decibel screams in the room just now, and was puzzled.

"This is... Qin Jingru's voice?!"

Silly Zhu heard it, it was Qin Jingru's voice in the room!

Okay, you Xu Damao, you robbed me last time, how dare you have sex with me in the house this time?

Thinking of the experience of being tricked by Qin Jingru and cuckolded by Xu Damao.

Shazhu's blood surged at that moment, and he kicked open the door of Xu Damao's room.

"boom!"

With a loud bang, the door was kicked open.

In the room, Qin Jingru and Xu Damao didn't have time to put on their clothes, one was only wearing shorts and bellybands.

One was naked, with a coil around his neck...

Well?

a snake?

Silly Zhu rushed in and was about to get angry, when he saw the big snake on Xu Damao's neck, he was also stunned.

"Hey! Xu Damao! You two are having a good time? What's the matter? Don't you think it's not exciting enough? You even put on props?"

Silly Zhu cursed.

He thought that this big snake was Xu Damao's prop to add to the fun, and he felt jealous, envious and angry.

Good guy!

I'm still a beginner, you think ordinary games are not exciting enough, why are you putting on whips, candles, and boa constrictors?

Still grab my object to play!

hateful!

Stupidly angry, he whipped him with a stick, but poor Xu Damao didn't dare to dodge for fear of provoking the snake on his neck.

At this time, Qin Huairu also followed from behind, and was shocked to see the situation inside the house.

"What are you doing here?!"

"Qin Jingru?! Why are you here?!"

After Qin Huairu entered the house, he saw Qin Jingru.

I saw Qin Jingru wearing only a bellyband and shorts, hiding in the corner of Xu Damao's room, how could he not understand what happened just now.

My heart suddenly became angry.

"Qin Jingru! How dare you come back! Why are you so shameless?!

Do you think I'm not miserable enough to be accused of being scolded by Sang Huai?!

How could you have the face to come back after stealing someone's husband!"

Qin Huairu became angry when he saw Qin Jingru.

In the past few days, because of Qin Jingru's matter, she was pointed out by everyone behind her back, and she felt uncomfortable.

After all, things are almost over, and Qin Jing sneaked back!

Didn't this make her lose her face in the courtyard?!

Qin Huairu scolded Qin Jingru angrily.

Yan Jiekuang also followed from behind, looked at the scene in the room, and felt happy.

Especially when he saw Xu Damao holding the snake on his neck and not daring to move, he laughed from ear to ear.

Didn't Xu Damao think that the indigo snake was poisonous?

Haha, that would be fun.

At this moment, Xu Damao really didn't know whether the snake on his neck was betting or not.

If it was not poisonous, he would try his best to get bitten and catch the snake off.

But what if it was poisonous? He didn't want to die at such a young age.

So he didn't dare to gamble, so he could only stand there stiffly, his eyes constantly asking for help.

But Shazhu didn't help at all, it's not bad if he didn't take the opportunity to beat him again.

As for Yan Jiekuang, he even took out a handful of melon seeds and looked at them excitedly, but he didn't have any intention of making a move.

Xu Damao wanted to cry, but was about to bend down slowly to put on his clothes first, and when he went out to call for help.

There was another commotion outside the house.

It turned out that it was the deaf old lady who called Lou Xiao'e.

Lou Xiao'e has been sad for the past two days because of her divorce from Xu Damao.

After all, the relationship between husband and wife for more than ten years is not broken immediately.

When she was sad, the deaf old lady called her here.

At this time, he saw Xu Damao naked, and beside him was that little bitch Qin Jingru.

In an instant, the blood surged up in my brain, and I couldn't help but cursed:

"Okay, Xu Damao, you are really good.

On the second day after the divorce, you called that little bitch back, and you are still doing that messy thing in the house!

You guys are really shameless!"

At this moment, Lou Xiao'e's thought about Xu Damao was completely gone.

Seeing Qin Jingru, who caused her divorce, wearing only a bellyband, made her feel even more angry.

"And you, you shameless bitch! How dare you come back in front of me! How dare you seduce my husband, see if I don't beat you to death today!"

Lou Xiaoe was furious and was about to find something to throw at it, when a crutch suddenly stretched out beside her.

It was handed over by the deaf old lady.

The deaf old lady raised her brows and signaled to Lou Xiao'e that Yan Jiekuang looked very cheerful.

This old lady is really cute.

Yan Jiekuang came over to help the deaf old lady who had no crutches, and said to Lou Xiaoe: "Sister Xiao'e, come on, show that little three some color!"

When Lou Xiaoe saw Yan Jiekuang and the deaf old lady say that, she felt courageous at that time.

Picking up the crutches, he rushed towards Qin Jingru.

"You shameless slut, you caused me to divorce and ruin my family, look, I won't beat you to death!"

Lou Xiao'e rushed forward, cursed and beat her hard with a stick.

Poor Qin Jingru was wearing shorts and a bellyband at the moment, so she couldn't hide at all, and her body was covered in bloodstains from beatings.

"Wuuu...don't hit, don't hit, I don't dare."

Qin Jingru squatted down and cried and avoided, only showing her smooth back, and Lou Xiaoe didn't even twitch at that back without showing any mercy.

Yan Jiekuang enjoyed watching it so much that he asked the deaf old lady to hold on to the wall first, and ran up herself, lightly slapping that smooth back.

While pumping, he shouted: "Let you steal Xiao'e's man, make you shameless, make you a bitch...!"

"Crack! Crack! Crack!"

There was a crisp sound on Qin Jingru's smooth back, leaving 7 or 8 bright red slap marks in an instant.

Yan Jiekuang played vigorously, each slap print was taken in a different place, making Qin Jingru's entire back full of Yan Jiekuang's slap marks.

"Ah...! Yan Jiekuang! You bastard! Ah!! It hurts...~! Don't hit me! Huh..."

"Woo... Please stop hitting me, woo...!"

Yan Jiekuang was quite strong, and Qin Jingru could only feel the burning pain in his back after being beaten, and couldn't help crying and begging for mercy.

But at this time, even Lou Xiao'e stopped.

It was Yan Jiekuang who beat him so hard that his entire back was ripped off like a five-finger print pot, not to mention it was red, and some places were slightly bruised.

Yan Jiekuang also kicked at this time, and took a rest for a while, and his hands turned red when he hit Qin Jingru.

It is conceivable how much strength he had in those few strokes.

And Qin Jingru was frightened and hid in the corner and leaned her back against the wall, never daring to show it again.

The whole person hugged his knees and hid in a corner shivering, looking at Yan Jiekuang with horror in his eyes, and the movement of Yan Jiekuang raising his hand could make her tremble.

And Yan Jiekuang didn't bother to scare Qin Jinggu, a silly village girl, and turned to look at Xu Damao.

"Sister Xiao'e, there is Brother Xu!" Yan Jie reminded.

"Yan Jiekuang, you bastard!"

"Lou Lou Xiao'e, let me tell you, I'm divorced from you, I can find whoever I like, you...you don't care!"

0 for flowers...

Xu Damao just watched how badly Qin Jingru was beaten by Yan Jiekuang and Lou Xiaoe in mixed doubles.

Seeing Yan Jiekuang looking at him again, he immediately took two steps back in fright, temporarily forgetting the threat of the snake around his neck.

"Hey, what's the situation?"

"Xu Damao is stealing again?"

"Why is there a snake around Xu Damao's neck?"

"What's the situation, it's so lively."

At this time, after a commotion here for a while, a lot of people had already gathered in the compound.

Surprised to see the situation inside the house.

This melon is a bit big.

Not only was Qin Jinggu beaten while wearing a bellyband,

Next to him, Xu Damao was still naked and had a big black snake wrapped around his neck, acting like a motionless wood.

This picture, no matter how you look at it, no matter how you feel...it's a good show!

A group of people excitedly ate melons and pointed out the situation in the house.

But there was no one who helped to pull the fight.

No one pity Xu Damao, let alone Qin Jingru.

A man who steals a married man and even divorces him, such a mistress, it would be good if they didn't help kick them together.

And the uncle was in the hospital at this time, and no one came forward to stop him.

At this time, even the second and third uncles were watching and didn't intend to take care of it.

Xu Damao had no choice but to be frozen by the snake around his neck and dare not move.

"Hey, Xu Damao, don't move around, this is a poisonous snake, called a three-step snake.

0...0

What is a three step snake?

Hey, it means that as long as you are bitten by this snake, you will have to burp in less than three steps.

There was no chance of even being sent to the hospital. "

At this point, Silly Zhu could see that the snake on Xu Damao's neck was not caught by him for excitement.

So, schadenfreude began to frighten him.

"Sha Zhu, you fucking fart!" Xu Damao scolded angrily. Although he knew that Sha Zhu might be bluffing him, he still didn't dare to bet.

After all, if you make a wrong bet, your life will be gone!

So, he could only beg everyone to help him take the snake down, "Second and third masters, please do me a favor and help me put the snake down, please."

"Hey, that's not okay. What if the snake is poisonous? Then I'm the one who got caught? No, no." The third master shook his head with a suppressed smile and refused to agree.

The third master is very knowledgeable, so he naturally knows that the indigo snake is not poisonous, but he is too lazy to get it. Wouldn't it be good to watch more Xu Damao's good show?

And the second uncle wanted to show off his official authority because the first uncle was away, so he felt that he had to come out to help.

So he said: "Hey, then come two who will help Xu Damao take the snake down."

The second uncle coughed, and was about to call for two people to come from behind.

Yan Jiekuang raised his hand and shouted, "Me! I'm coming! I'll help Brother Xu!"

"Wait, I don't need you..."

When the second uncle saw Yan Jiekuang raised his hand, he subconsciously felt something was wrong, and was about to stop him, but Yan Jiekuang had already rushed forward.

When Xu Damao saw Yan Jiekuang approaching, he also took two steps back in fright.

It's not bad if this brat doesn't make trouble!

Let Yan Jiekuang fetch the snake, he would rather do it himself!

"Don't...don't, Jie Kuang, I don't need you anymore, hey, second uncle, you...you call two more people~!!"

Xu Damao's tone of fright changed, but Yan Jiekuang said with a grin: "Brother Xu, don't be polite to me, don't worry, I will help you get it off your neck."

"No...no need!" Xu Damao was so frightened that his voice almost broke.

At this time, Yan Jiekuang had quickly grabbed the snake Qicun and took it off Xu Damao's neck.

Xu Damao's neck loosened, and his heart immediately relaxed. It turned out that Yan Jiekuang really wanted to help him catch the snake!

"Hey, Jie Kuang, thank you...fuck you!"

Xu Damao felt relieved and was about to thank him when he suddenly saw Yan Jiekuang grabbing the snake and shouting, "Oh, this snake is so scary."

Then throw the snake out again!

This time, it was thrown on his thigh!

This frightened Xu Damao.

Because he had already seen that the big black snake seemed to be angry after being stimulated twice by Yan Jiekuang.

The snake's head was already raised high, spitting out the snake letter, and the triangular eyes were staring at the bottom of him!

Brother Snake, don't...don't...

Xu Damao panicked.

Then, I saw the snake's head rushing down...

"Aww!!"

A scream tore through the sky above the compound, and everyone felt pain in their crotch. .