Siheyuan: Stick Stems Are Abducted, Please Choose To Start

Xu Damao House.

After Yan Jiekuang threw the big black snake away, he bit Xu Damao's thigh with one bite!

"Hiss~...!"

"Ouch!

"My God."

"Alas

Everyone present gasped when they saw this scene.

Especially the men, Qiqi felt that the balls were cold, and the sadness of the balls filled the hearts of all the men.

This is really painful!

"...!!!"

Xu Damao screamed in pain at that time, and covered his lower body with pain like a shrimp bow.

At this moment, he didn't care whether the snake was poisonous or not, and he stretched out his hand to grab the snake away.

But the big black snake was biting very tightly and didn't let go at all. Xu Damao, who was in pain, turned pale and rolled directly to the ground.

Rolling his eyes, he was almost foaming at the mouth.

Obviously the pain is about to die.

"Ouch! Xu Damao is dying, hurry, help!"

"No, this snake's bite is too tight, it can't be loosened."

"Hey! Don't push so hard over there, are you trying to discourage Xu Damao???"

Seeing that Xu Damao was about to pass out from the pain, only then did the people around him remember to help.

One by one frantically tried to pull the big snake, but the snake just wouldn't let go, and Xu Damao almost died of pain.

In particular, there were several women who deliberately used that thing as a rubber band to pull out. Xu Damao was so angry that he cursed,

Yan Jiekuang, who was watching from the side, almost burst out laughing.

These women are too capable, I guess "Qi Ba San" is trying to vent their anger on Lou Xiao'e, but they are not afraid of ruining Xu Damao's thing?

After tossing around in the room for a while, it was still hanging under him and did not let go.

Xu Damao was in despair, and he didn't count on everyone anymore, so he put on a coat and ran to the hospital.

After looking at each other in blank dismay, everyone followed behind.

Arrived at the hospital.

Xu Damao was lying on the hospital bed and calling for the doctor to come and treat him.

And when the old doctor in charge of treating Xu Damao looked at the big snake biting Xu Damao's body, he was shocked.

Good guy!

He has been a doctor for decades and has seen all kinds of diseases, but this kind of injury is really the first time he sees it!

What a long time to see you!

The old doctor said it was an eye-opener.

The young nurses around also covered their mouths and snickered, pointing out where Xu Damao was joking.

If it weren't for Weibo and Moments, these nurses would definitely take a picture first and post it on Moments first.

This made Xu Damao's angry face turn green.

"Are you still waiting there to watch? I'm dying of pain, hurry up and save someone!"

"All right, patient, don't worry, I'll help you right away, I'll help you right away..."

The old doctor saw that Xu Damao's complexion was not good, and he also knew that the crowd was not very good, so he started to treat Xu Damao with a smile.

Outside the ward, many people in the compound watched with joy.

"Hey, tell me, will Xu Damao's thing be useless?"

"Tsk tsk, it's hard to say, it's bitten so deadly, I'm afraid it will be bitten off."

"Oh, let me tell you, these little bean sprouts are just for decoration, if they are gone, they will be gone."

"Hahaha..."

In the ward.

The doctors and nurses held back their laughter the whole time before completing the operation on Xu Damao.

At this time, the persistent big black snake finally let go under the scalpel,

And Xu Damao's underside has been wrapped with thick bandages layer by layer, just like wearing a diaper, his appearance is very funny.

Several nurses present could not help but sneer.

Xu Damao's face suddenly turned dark.

Just about to yell, the old doctor stopped in front of him, and said with a smile: "Mr. Xu, don't worry, this snake is not poisonous, but because it hurts a special place, so you still have to be careful.

During the recent period, Mr. Xu must remember not to have sex again, and not to have such thoughts.

Otherwise, it may be irritated, and it may bleed slightly, and it may disappear completely if it is serious.

After the operation, the doctor told Xu Damao.

"What? So serious?"

Xu Damao was dumbfounded when he heard this.

He just coaxed Qin Jingru back and was about to enjoy it, so this tells him that he can't move there, and he can't have thoughts?

How did he spend his time!

Looking at a beautiful woman but not being able to move, this TM wants him to be Liu Xiahui!

Xu Damao couldn't accept it at that time, and he was very angry.

Wait, how could this be such a coincidence?

The snake bite was so sudden that Xu Damao didn't have time to think about it. When he relaxed, he immediately felt something was wrong.

He just brought Qin Jingru back, how did Shazhu and the others know that he was here?

And it was the moment he found the snake.

Couldn't they have released the snake?!

The more Xu Damao thought about it, the more he realized it was possible.

Otherwise, how could things be so coincidental!

And the courtyard house, where are the wild snakes coming from?

They must have let it go!

If it's not Yan Jiekuang, then it's Silly Zhu!

It must be one of them! Maybe they put it together!

Thinking of this, Xu Damao was so angry that he gritted his teeth.

OK!

Since you dare to cheat me so miserably! If I don't take revenge, I won't be called Xu Damao!

Xu Damao was furious.

And the other side.

Siheyuan.

In Xu Damao's house, Qin Jingru still lingered and did not leave, Qin Huairu kept cursing and wanted her to go back to her hometown in the countryside.

But Qin Jingru was also stubborn, and refused to go back,

He also said that Lou Xiao'e had already divorced Xu Damao, so what did it matter if she lived with him.

This made Qin Huairu angry.

Qin Jingru didn't think it would be ashamed to live in the compound, but it hurt her!

Qin Huairu was so angry that he slapped Qin Jingru, Qin Jingru was also pissed off, and turned around to wrestle with Qin Huairu.

The two fought more and more fiercely,

Yan Jiekuang's eyes lit up as he watched from the side, and he took out a small bench with melon seeds, happily watching the two sisters fight each other.

But the good show didn't last long, and the two were pulled away by Sha Zhu.

At this time, Qin Jingru had several slap marks on his face, and Qin Huairu was also having a hard time, and his hair was torn a lot.

Both were angry,

Qin Huairu scratched his neck and cursed angrily: "Qin Jingru, how can you be so shameless! After doing this, you still have the face to come back!

If you dare to marry Xu Damao, don't come to my house in the future, and don't call me sister!"

Qin Jingru was not to be outdone, and it was not in vain to hold her neck.

"Hmph! You think I rarely call you sister. When I marry Xu Damao, don't blame me for not helping you!"

"Follow you!" Qin Huairu was furious, turned around and left, unwilling to talk to Qin Shuru again.

And Qin Jingru snorted proudly and turned around to enter the room, not planning to come out again.

Yan Jiekuang saw that there was nothing to do, and he was ready to go home.

But before taking two steps, he was stopped by Sha Zhu.

"Yan Jiekuang, return my 5 yuan!"

Silly Zhu stared.

Originally, he paid 5 yuan, looking forward to the person Yan Jiekuang introduced to him.

In the end, it was Qin Jingru who saw it!

And even got involved with Xu Damao!

What kind of object is this!

"Silly Zhu? Didn't I introduce someone to you? Qin Jingru, what a girl, look, she's silly, white and sweet, isn't she?"

Yan Jiekuang said with a chuckle.

"Hey, Jie Kuang, I found out that you are really smart!"

Silly Zhu gritted his teeth and said, knowing that Yan Jiekuang would not be able to get the money, so he turned around and prepared to ask the third master.

Yan Jiekuang didn't care.

He knew that the third master was even pickier than him, how could it be possible for Shazhu to get the money from the third master, he thought too much.

Yan Jiekuang saw that there was no excitement, so he turned around and prepared to go back.

When he got home, Yan Jiekuang saw Silly Zhu arguing with the third master.

I want the third master to return the 5 yuan that I cheated on him, but the third master will not give it at all.

This silly pillar was so angry that it knocked down the two potted flowers that the third master raised in the courtyard.

Seeing Yan Jiekuang come back, he glared at him angrily, "Stinky boy, I'll deal with you later." Silly Zhu cursed fiercely and left. 0

Yan Jiekuang spread his hands, not afraid of Sha Zhu's revenge at all.

Noon the next day.

Xu Damao came back from the hospital.

His injury is almost healed, but his walking posture is a bit ugly, with his legs spread out like a bastard.

When Xu Damao came back, he also invited back the old man who was recuperating in the hospital.

Just to avenge what happened last night.

All the way into the compound, Xu Damao took his uncle straight to Yan Jiekuang's house.

"Yan Jiekuang! Come out for me!"

Yan Jiekuang was teasing the treasure hunting mouse in the room, and when he saw Xu Damao rushing in, he laughed and said:

"Brother Xu, you'll be fine if you're discharged from the hospital so soon? Are you sure you won't rest for two days? What if you lose your children and grandchildren?"

"Well, you brat! You're still making fun of me!'

Xu Damao is so angry.

Yan Jiekuang really didn't mention which pot to open.

My place still hurts now, but this guy cursed himself to cut off his offspring?!

Compared with him, I am simply too kind!!

Remembering his purpose, Xu Damao spoke angrily.

"Yan Jiekuang, tell me, what happened yesterday is not your fault!"

Yan Jiekuang blinked and pretended to be stupid: "What, what's wrong? Brother Xu, what are you talking about?"

"You're still pretending to be stupid with me, right? You must have let the snake go! Good boy, see how I'll deal with you this time!"

As Xu Damao spoke, he revealed the uncle behind him.

"Grandpa, just now Shazhu also said that it was Yan Jiekuang who dragged him to my house. Yan Jiekuang must have known about this early on, and he must have done the snake!"

Yan Jiekuang was stunned when he heard this.

Good guy.

Since silly Zhu sold himself for the sake of rectifying himself?

Tsk tsk, this is preparing to attack myself together.

But alas.

All his snakes were taken directly from space.

No one else saw him on the road at all, and there was no way to identify him without evidence.

Therefore, Yan Jie didn't panic at all.

"Jie Kuang, did you really do what Xu Damao did?" The uncle put his hands behind his back and looked serious.

As soon as he entered the house, he opened his mouth for interrogation.

"Grandpa, Xu Damao is talking nonsense, he accused me! I was just passing by, and I kindly called Shazhu to come over to help, but Brother Xu wronged me!"

"I'm wronged~, I'm so wronged.

Yan Jiekuang yelled grievances loudly, but his expression couldn't show any trace of sadness. Instead, he saw Xu Damao sniggering uncontrollably like a crab.

This made Xu Damao angry.

"Look! A big 4.8 man, he's still having fun! This snake must be the one who put me under the bed!" Xu Damao said angrily.

The uncle frowned tightly: "Yan Jiekuang, if you really did it, you should admit it earlier, pay some money, and don't make trouble in the compound later, but it won't be so easy."

"Master, I really didn't do it." Of course, Yan Jiekuang couldn't admit it.

"Okay! If you don't say it, you will say it later, call everyone, Kaichen!"

The old man snorted coldly.

He had long wanted to treat Yan Jiekuang properly.

Since Yan Jiekuang refused to admit it to death, don't blame him.

"Hmph! You will cry later!" Xu Damao snorted coldly as he followed the uncle, as if he had seen Yan Jiekuang crying and begging to be let go after being arrested.

"Xie Kuang, will you be all right?"

"Would you like my sister-in-law to testify to you later, saying that you were in the house yesterday and never went out.

After Xu Damao and the others left, Yu Li, who heard several people talking in the room, looked worried.

She knew that Yan Jiekuang had gone to the mountain yesterday, and maybe he caught the snake there, and many people might have seen it when he brought it back.

Yu Li felt uneasy, but Yan Jiekuang didn't feel worried at all.

Just kidding, he took the snake from the space backpack, who can find the evidence?!

"Sister-in-law, don't worry, just talk as usual, and nothing will happen." Yan Jiecheng comforted Yu Li, and then walked out leisurely following her pocket.

Hehe, just like Xu Damao, you still want to punish yourself?

over thinking. .