Siheyuan: The Gods And Fortune Tellers, Whoever Provokes Me Will Kill Me

Erdaogouzi Hutong.

midnight.

A figure flashed out from the yard, looked around furtively, and then trotted towards Nanluoguxiang.

This is of course our lovely first uncle.

His shape is very strange.

The other party was afraid that Uncle Yi would call the police before they ran away, so they swept away the bedding and clothes in the house.

Don't give Uncle One a chance to go out.

In fact, they don't understand Uncle Yi, so there is no need to do this.

Uncle Yi is the most face-saving person in the compound. Let alone a hundred or ten dollars, even thousands of dollars, he will only bear it silently and will never say anything about it.

But in this way, Uncle Yi can only go home naked.

He was afraid of being seen, so he could only choose to run back after midnight.

Fortunately, there is no nightlife in this era, and everyone goes to bed at eight or nine o'clock.

There are no street lights in the alley, only a few lights on the main road intermittently.

This was the first time for Uncle Yi to run naked, and he didn't care about his appearance anymore, bowing his waist and shrinking his body, his appearance was indescribably funny.

There is no way, not only afraid of being seen by others, the key is also cold!

It's also due to the foundation laid by the workers. Although he is in his fifties, he is still strong and solid.

Forty minutes later, Uncle One appeared at the gate of the courtyard.

The courtyard was completely dark, and Grandpa Yi felt relieved.

Squeak!

Gently push open the door.

Although it is very light, it is an old-fashioned wooden door after all, and it still made a teeth-piercing creaking sound.

Uncle One's heart was beating wildly.

But don't let anyone get up at night, or you will be ashamed!

Entered the first door, yes, very smooth.

He trotted and arrived at the gate of the middle courtyard.

Uncle Yi probed his head and saw that it was still dark.

Uncle One let out a sigh of relief.

His home is in the middle courtyard, and it is twenty to ten meters away from the entrance of the middle courtyard.

This means that after a minute, you will be safe.

The only trouble is explaining to Aunt Yi.

Uncle Yi had thought about it a long time ago, and said that when he went to chase the liar, he was tied up, his clothes were stripped, and he was tied up in an empty room.

It wasn't until just now that I broke free, but there was no clothes there, so I had to run back naked.

With the image that Uncle Yi usually leaves to everyone, Aunt Yi will definitely believe it.

Thinking of this, Uncle Yi even admired himself a little.

Taking a deep breath, Uncle One was about to speed up and run back to reduce the time for accidents.

Well, it's now.

Power up and run!

Crack! Crack! Crack!

At this moment, there was a burst of intensive clicking, and all the street lights from the front yard to the back yard were turned on at the same time.

Brush! Brush! Brush!

Beams of light shot at Uncle Yi, and the whole courtyard was as bright as day.

Because Uncle Yi was about to complete the task successfully, his whole body relaxed. He no longer hunched over like he was outside the compound, but completely opened up his body.

In this way, he was shown in front of everyone with a perfect streaking posture.

Uncle Yi was confused by the sudden light.

He didn't react for a while, but was frightened by the figures in the courtyard.

what's the situation

Immediately, he realized his current situation, and subconsciously covered the light leaking part with his hands.

WE...

Several women's exclamations sounded.

"Sulphur" [!"

"shameless!"

"Damn you bitch!"

The women in the yard cursed one after another.

Only then did Uncle Yi wake up, knowing that he was finished and exposed.

Fortunately, Aunt Yi reacted quickly, she hurried over and gave her coat to Uncle Yi.

Uncle One quickly surrounded the people below.

Without delay, he hurried home.

No matter how you do it, you have to put on your clothes and explain.

"What's going on, what is this?" The third uncle blinked, he was even more confused than the first uncle himself.

It's no wonder that the majestic image of Uncle One is so deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and it's a bit unacceptable to play such a show suddenly.

"Is that man just now the first uncle?"

"Is he bedwetting and sleepwalking?"

"Second uncle, third uncle, you are familiar with first uncle, does he sleepwalk?"

Uncle Er didn't fully wake up either, and said, "Don't ask me, I seem to be sleepwalking too!"

Seeing Uncle Yi's distressed appearance, and seeing everyone's reactions, Su Chen was overjoyed!

Who said that there are no entertainment activities in this era, this scene is much more interesting than watching videos, playing games, and strolling on the road!

Aunt Yi went home blushing to see what was going on.

Uncle Yi hurriedly looked for clothes and changed after he went back.

Aunt Yi hurriedly asked him what was going on.

Uncle Yi immediately told the reason he had thought up a long time ago.

Aunt Yi also heard what happened in the evening before, so what Uncle Yi said is somewhat believable.

"Then hurry up and explain to everyone, you'll lose your life!" Aunt Yi spat.

"You go, I've lost all my old face, so I don't have the nerve to meet everyone!"

"That's all right, you go to bed early, don't get sick from the cold!"

After finishing speaking, the aunt hesitated to throw it away.

"Hey, Aunt Yi, Uncle Yi, hurry up and talk to everyone!"

It's rare for the third uncle to see the first uncle make a fool of himself. He has always been a little jealous of the status of the first uncle in the courtyard, and of course he doesn't want to let him go easily when he seizes the opportunity.

"Third uncle, his first uncle met a kidnapper!" The first aunt repeated what the first uncle made up.

"Aunt Yi, you can't explain this clearly, let Uncle Yi tell us! What you said is so dry that it's not vivid at all! Do you think so?" Su Chen booed intentionally from below.

"Yes, yes, let Uncle Yi speak for himself! It made everyone sleepless in the middle of the night, so we have to give an explanation!"

"That's right, Uncle One, come out quickly, everyone is waiting!"

Aunt One: "....."

The house is not soundproof these days, and the uncle inside can hear it clearly.

Now he was so angry that his seven orifices were smoking.

He also recognized that it was that kid Su Chen who made trouble for him.

He didn't even think about it, if he didn't want to plot against Su Chen, how could such a thing happen?

So, people tend to be magnanimous to themselves, but they make all kinds of demands on others.

But at this time there was no other way, Uncle Yi straightened his clothes and walked out of the house resolutely.

It still has a majestic expression, but at this time everyone sees it, and when they think of the heroic posture of running naked just now, they can't help but feel a little funny.

Poof...

Someone couldn't help laughing out loud, and then the whole courtyard roared with laughter!

Uncle Yi's neck was red, and he looked like an overripe shrimp.

After a while, the laughter subsided slowly.

Uncle Yi was extremely embarrassed, but he could only swallow his anger and told the lie he made up again.

"Master Yi, do you have the young woman from the afternoon among your people?" Su Chen asked loudly.

"Yes!" Uncle Yi replied subconsciously.

"Then did she pick up your clothes, or her accomplice?"

Well.………

When everyone heard it, they immediately pricked up their ears.

This Su Chen couldn't tell, it was a little bad, and he could ask such a question.

Of course Uncle Yi would not admit it, but this question immediately made the people present start to think about it.

Uncle Yi hated Su Chen to death. Didn’t he deliberately put eye drops on himself?

But at this time, he didn't care about getting angry with Su Chen, so he could only quickly say: "It's not her, it's not her, it's her accomplice!"

"Then is she watching from the side?" Su Chen didn't intend to let Uncle Yi go.

Although everyone was happy to hear about this incident, they couldn't resist the cold weather in the end, and after tossing for an hour, they slowly dispersed.

Uncle Yi was definitely not the only one suffering this night.

And Sha Zhu and Xu Damao, the pair of troubled brothers and sisters!

Originally, when Shazhu was first imprisoned, he had a cold look and a serious face, and in addition to his five-year-old appearance, the people in the compound did not provoke him.

In fact, it's not that he doesn't dare to provoke him. After all, it's impossible for someone like the bald brother and his brothers to be afraid of silly pillars.

It's just that these people are actually very smart, so there's no need to provoke some difficult masters.

But I didn't expect Shazhu to correct "Yushu Linshan" to the bald brother with his own cheap mouth.

Now it's all right, if you pissed off the bald guy who pays special attention to his image, he will be punished on the spot.

It doesn't matter if you beat him up, the most important thing is that Sha Zhu's previous disguise has been torn off, and everyone finds that this guy is not that fierce, so Sha Zhu also began to accept a series of torture as a newcomer in prison.

Of course, Xu Damao is no exception.

That night, the prison guards released Sha Zhu, Xu Damao, and Brother Bald's younger brother who had been imprisoned for a day because of the disturbance, and sent them to the cell area.

After all, the bald brother is the boss, so he is still a bit privileged, and he has not been locked up.

But several younger brothers under him became scapegoats and were imprisoned together with Sha Zhu and Xu Damao.

Seeing Shazhu, especially Xu Damao, in a panic, a group of prisoners grabbed the railing of the door and started booing.

"Wow, I've never seen such a scumbag in my life!" (Mama Zhao) sounded a disdainful voice, as if he was not a scumbag himself.

"Hey rookie, come here!"

"Brother Bald, do you want to gamble today?"

I'm afraid you won't succeed, should I gamble on cigarettes or money?"

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"Cigarette, bet two!"

"I'll have one too!"

"I have five!"

"I bet that traitor's face must be the first to persuade!"

"It's hard to say, that guy looks like a five-year-old, but he offended the bald man. I guess he was the first to call out. I bet him ten!"

"Haha, there are newcomers today! We have to play again!"

Xu Damao looked at the cells on both sides in horror, and bursts of devil-like voices pierced into his ears.

Xu Damao hurriedly leaned closer to Shazhu.

Silly Zhu angrily knocked him away with his shoulder.

Xu Damao didn't know, but Sha Zhu had already stayed for one night.

He also understood the process of new arrivals.

There is a tradition in the prison that newcomers will be tortured by old inmates when they first arrive.

And just now when I asked whether it was gambling or gambling, it was actually making fun of these newcomers and betting on who would cry first.

Sha Zhu was very lucky yesterday, even though he was a newcomer, no one messed with him.

When Xu Damao came today, he was dragged into the water.

Silly Zhu is very aware of the torture that newcomers suffer, it is really not human.

Most importantly, some newcomers suffer

Sha Zhu shuddered when he thought about it. .