Siheyuan: The Gods And Fortune Tellers, Whoever Provokes Me Will Kill Me

The first night in prison is always the hardest.

bath!

Get rid of lice!

However, Chiguo went into the cage like a newborn baby!

The hot-hot lice powder is almost blinding the eyes!

When the newcomer entered the cell area and the iron door was locked, many people realized that the bad news had begun.

At this time, some people have already started to collapse!

Many newcomers almost go crazy on the first night!

Some even cried bitterly!

Without exception!

Of course, for the old folks, it's not who's the first to crash that's of interest to them.

Eight people were imprisoned on the same day as Xu Damao.

Now plus the quasi-newcomer Shazhu, there are nine people in total.

"Lights out!"

Prison-prison sounded the call of the prison-police.

When the lights in the courtyard came on, it happened to be the time when the lights were turned off in the prison.

"Hey rookie! rookie! rookie!"

"Why, are you afraid of the dark?"

"I regret that my parents gave birth to you!"

"Ha, piggy, your fat-meat is delicious!"

"Boy, show your fart-fart to me, order!"

As soon as the prison guards left, all kinds of ridicule and humiliation sounded in the cell where newcomers joined.

"Hi, Horse Face!"

"Horse face! Horse face!"

The prison where Xu Damao was located also started.

As soon as his long face appeared, he was given the title of "Horse Face".

"Let's talk, horse face."

"I know you're there, I can hear your breathing!"

"Don't worry, it's not as scary here as everyone says. Now, I'm going to introduce you to everyone!"

"I know a few Ji-olds, and you are the type they like. Don't worry, someone will cover you in the future!"

"My God, I don't belong here, I want to go home! I want to go home!"

"Prison-guard, prison-guard, I was wronged, I want to go back. Can you let me go, I have a lot of money, I can give it to you!"

"Let me out! Let me out of 307!"

Within a few minutes, Xu Damao collapsed and cried hysterically.

It was fine if he didn't cry, but when he cried, the old people became even more excited, and they all started booing.

"I want to go home!"

"I want to go home!"

Xu Damao yelled for a long time, but no one sympathized with him. Instead, he really recruited the prison guards.

Undoubtedly, a beating.

But it's not over yet, the night-life has just begun.

Soon, Xu Damao couldn't stand it again, and he began to ask Sha Zhu for help.

"Silly Zhu, help me, I will never fight against you again after I get out, and I promise to listen to you in everything from now on!"

"You help me! Help me!"

Xu Damao begged bitterly.

"He helped you?" The bald man sneered.

The bald boy sat up suddenly, "Boys, get up and do your homework!"

Afterwards, Silly Zhu was dragged down to the bottom.

"Boy, give you a chance, slap yourself fifty times first, I will consider letting you go!"

After all, Sha Zhu was a Sha Zhu, much tougher than Xu Damao, he stiffened his neck but didn't give in.

"Well done, I like tough guys!"

The third child punched Sha Zhu hard in the stomach.

Aww...

Silly Zhu let out a muffled snort, and then his whole body hunched over, trembling all over.

It hurt so much that the whole cry was trapped in my throat.

Before Silly Zhu recovered from the pain, his mouth was blocked by a pair of extremely smelly socks.

Long night!

【Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the system tasks, rewards are now issued!】

Su Chen just lay down after watching Uncle Yi's jokes, when the system sounded, indicating that the system task of making Uncle Yi run in public was completed.

This task was completed quite smoothly (bfbc).

Now Su Chen also understands the urine-nature of the system.

Some tasks are obvious, and you know what to do when you get them.

Some tasks are unexpected, including this one just completed.

If he hadn't seen the young woman cheating at the scene, Su Chen would not have thought of how to do it.

[Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the system task, rewarding 10 catties of food stamps, 5 catties of meat tickets, 1 bicycle ticket, 1 cash register ticket, 100 yuan soft sister coins, special skills god-level mouth-skills, luck value 50 points!】

The rewards for special skills have been a little weird lately.

Last time I was rewarded with a god-level performance, but I haven't used it once.

Unexpectedly, the mouth-skill was rewarded this time.

This is really planning to let myself go on the road of acting and never look back!

The people in this compound are all good actors, maybe the system just wants me to play with them!

No matter that much!

"Fusion"!

Regardless of whether it is useful or not, since it was given by the system, Su Chen still chose fusion.

【Heavenly Divine Arithmetic System】

Host: Su Chen

Age: 17

Strength: 20 (advanced, ordinary people average 10)

Speed: 20 (advanced, ordinary people average 10)

Charm: 12 (super advanced, average 10 for ordinary people)

Assets: 70 jin of food stamps, 39 jin of meat tickets, 3 bicycle tickets, 1 radio air ticket, a sun-shooting bow; jade bracelets from the Ming Dynasty; 1972.5 yuan soft sister coins

Special skills: Yin-Yang Feng Shui Secret Technique (+0); Elementary Talisman (+6); Elementary Cooking (+8); Elementary Jeet Kune Do (+2); Intermediate Golden Eye (+5); Elementary Sky Eye (+0 ); Luck Imposition (+0); Lianzhu Arrow (+0); Elementary Mechanical Maintenance (+0); Elementary Mechanical Drawing (+0); God-level Acting (full level);

Luck value: 126

System task: stick broken leg

 …

Seeing the system tasks, Su Chen couldn't help but gasp.

Do you want to be so ruthless?

To be honest, Su Chen doesn't think he is a werewolf.

Even if these beasts in the courtyard are dealt with, they are justified and well-founded, and they are not ruthless or deadly.

This system task is a bit confusing!

Although Su Chen has mastered the Tiandao Divine Arithmetic System, he is not omniscient.

Right now, the Tiandao Divine Calculation System is still in its infancy, and if Su Chen goes all out, he will be able to calculate things within two days.

No matter how long the time is, he will not be able to calculate.

Su Chen thought, it's time to upgrade the system.

But it's a bit late today, so there's no rush for this meeting.

The next day is the weekend.

Su Chen got up and punched in the yard for a while.

I thought about building a set of wooden man piles before, but I never did.

He plans to go to the wood factory to order today.

The early risers in the courtyard chatted and laughed in twos and threes.

Su Chen's eyes and ears are sharp, and he heard that everyone is still chatting about what happened last night.

No wonder, Uncle Yi has always been of good character, and he is known as a decent person in the compound.

If Su Chen hadn't asked a few words, everyone really thought that Uncle Yi had just been tied up.

But Su Chen's two gags made people think about it.

Besides, they are both men, so who doesn't know what each other is thinking?

After eating the breakfast made by He Yushui, Su Chen was about to leave when Zhang Fan blocked him.

"Su Chen, are you free? Help my brother!"

"What's the matter?"

"It's not about yesterday's incident. Now it's getting bigger and bigger. My uncle can't handle it anymore. He gave me a death order and asked me to solve the case within three days!"

"This case has been going on for more than a month. How can it be solved if it can be solved? There is no other way, I can only ask you for help!"

"Oh, this is not easy!" Su Chen pretended to sigh.

"Su Chen, Brother Su, Master Su, please help me!" Zhang Fan grabbed Su Chen's arm and shook it back and forth.

Su Chen had a chill, and quickly pulled his arm out of his hand, "Is it disgusting, you! But, I'm busy in the morning, and I'm going to Hongxing Wood Factory to build a set of wooden dummy piles!"

"Isn't it a trivial matter? I'll take care of it. I'll pay for the money! Is it all over?"

Seeing the success of the trick, Su Chen reluctantly said: "Kunosakako!"

Zhang Fan was overjoyed when he heard the words, and hurried back to arrange staff.

Half an hour later, Zhang Fan came back and called Su Chen to set off.

The two walked to the front yard, and the third uncle just came out of the house. He seemed in a hurry, as if he was going out to do something.

When the third uncle saw Zhang Fan, he hurriedly said hello: "Comrade Zhang, do you have something to do with Su Chen so early?"

"Hello third uncle, we have something to do when we go out, what is this?"

"Oh, the third child in the family is sick, I'll go to the pharmacy to get some medicine."

The three of them went out together, and within a few steps, the third uncle suddenly touched his pocket and said, "Look at my brain, I'm really old, and I forgot to bring money when I went out to buy medicine!"

Su Chen looked at the third uncle jokingly, knowing that he was going to play some tricks again.

Sure enough, the third uncle smiled obsequiously and said to Su Chen: "Su Chen, lend me fifty cents, and I will pay you back later!"

"Third uncle, this is not a few steps away from home, hurry back and get it!"

After speaking, Su Chen and Zhang Fan left without looking back.

"This kid is too stingy, fifty cents is not bad!"

The third uncle complained from behind.

But he didn't go back, but continued to follow behind to the pharmacy.

Uncle San didn't forget to bring money, he just wanted to take advantage of it!

Zhang Fan also heard footsteps behind him, and asked: "Hey, didn't the third uncle bring any money, why didn't he go back and get it?"

"You don't know him. He didn't bring any money at all, but he just wanted to get some money from me!"

Zhang Fan was speechless immediately.

"The people in your hospital are really weird! Sha Zhu and Xu Damao also have strange things in prison.

As soon as Su Chen heard that he was interested, he asked him what's the matter!

"Speaking of which, they are both asking for trouble. Silly Zhu went to the prison, and he was safe and sound. Unexpectedly, after Xu Damao went, the two would fight each other. Unexpectedly, they angered the elder brother inside and cleaned up both of them. up!"

"And people say, as long as they are inside for a day, we will clean up once we see each other!"

Su Chen was also very happy when he heard it.

But he knew Sha Zhu and Xu Damao, both of them were veterans, and when they came out, they would definitely retain their original virtues.

These two are destined to be the kind of masochistic villains, and it's uncomfortable for Skye not to be masturbated.

Walking to a place where no one was around, Su Chen told Zhang Fan where the gang was hiding.

The two had a tacit understanding in their hearts, and this kind of thing was confessed in private, without letting Zhang Fan's undercover gang know.

Afterwards, Su Chen asked Zhang Fan to lead his men to rush in from the front yard, and he climbed over the wall from the back yard.

Su Chen didn't need to go, but he knew that this group of people had some treasures, so he wanted to take the opportunity to take them.

If you don't take ill-gotten gains, you will be punished by God!.