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Chapter 609 The Performance of Swallowing Live Snakes
Although he was exhausted like a dead dog the day before, Chen Qi showed up at the hospital on time at 8 o'clock the next morning.
"Morning Dean~~"
"Early!"
"Dean, you were too good yesterday, our whole department is cheering for you~~"
"That's right, you don't even look at who your dean is!"
"Dean, I admire you so much~~"
"Don't worship brother, brother is just good at talking!"
Chen Qi greeted the staff all the way, smiling all the way and walking towards his office.
His dean is different from other deans. Other deans have no skills, so they need to keep a straight face all day long to make the employees afraid of pressure, so as to reflect their authority.
Chen Qi, on the other hand, relies on his medical skills for a living. He is capable, has a high level of medical treatment, and is especially able to make money, which benefits all the staff in the hospital.
So he, the dean, is usually cheerful, like a Hello Kitty tiger.
But in the corner where no one was around, Chen Qi was yawning again and again, walking up the stairs with vain footsteps.
Those who knew it was the dean’s exhaustion from a day’s surgery, but those who didn’t know thought it was some little nurse who made unspoken rules last night...
When they arrived at the office, student Jin Meng and staff member He Jia of the school office were already waiting. As soon as he entered the door, he could see two beauties, which made Chen Qi feel happy.
"Hey, girls, I've been waiting so early."
Jin Meng is now equivalent to Chen Qi's clinical secretary. Jin Meng reminded him how many surgeries were performed today and when the surgeries started.
As the work secretary, He Jia reminded Chen Qi more about how many meetings he had to hold today, what hospital matters he had to deal with, and so on.
Although Chen Qi doesn't have any intention of cheating, but men are naturally fond of women, and they will feel happier when they are working.
Among the two beauties, He Jia spoke first:
"Principal, you are going to hold a mobilization meeting for hospital grade evaluation this morning, and then we arranged for Xijing Hospital to visit Lu Shuren's former residence and Shen Garden in the urban area. Guo Shuji wants you to accompany me."
Chen Qi scratched his head. As the dean, there are endless meetings, endless receptions, and endless drinks. These are exactly what he dislikes the most.
But these two things are not something he can shirk.
For example, the evaluation of hospital grades is definitely a top priority for hospitals, especially since 1989 was the first time Huaguo rated hospitals, and future management will also be divided according to hospital grades.
The hospital level is divided into three grades and ten grades, the third grade, the second grade, and the first grade. Level 3 is the highest and Level 1 is the lowest.
And each level is divided into A, B, C, etc., among which the third-level hospitals added a special level later, so that they are divided into 10 levels.
It is the same principle as Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Elixir, Nascent Soul, Transforming God, Refining Void, Fusion, Mahayana, and Transcending Tribulation in fantasy novels, and each realm is divided into three small realms.
Let’s understand it this way, the tertiary hospitals are the highest, the first-level hospitals are the lowest, and the first-level hospitals are all township hospitals.
Who is judged as the top three is not only a matter of face, but also a matter of face.
Being awarded the top three means that you can charge according to the highest standard. The simplest registration fee is 20 cents for a first-level hospital, 50 cents for a second-level hospital, and 1 yuan for a third-level hospital.
In addition, the level of different hospitals also determines which level of surgery you can perform, which level of medical technology you are engaged in, and what level of equipment you need.
For example, tertiary hospitals can focus on third- and fourth-level surgeries.
Secondary hospitals can only carry out secondary and tertiary surgeries.
First-level hospitals and township health centers carry out first-level and second-level operations, focusing on first-level operations. If you do third-level operations, it is a violation of the regulations.
That is to say, tertiary hospitals can perform simple first- and second-level surgeries, as well as third- and fourth-grade surgeries with higher risks.
Level 4 operations such as retinopathy of prematurity, otosclerosis surgery, ovarian transplantation, and new technology and new project operations can only be performed in tertiary hospitals.
Remember, only tertiary hospitals can do it, and your doctor in other hospitals can't do it even if you have the ability.
Some readers will say, didn't Chen Qi dare to perform any surgery in Huangtan Hospital back then? It never seemed to matter what level of surgery it was.
Even when blood-sucking worm prevention and control went to the countryside, a temporary operation was performed on a patient with roundworm intestinal obstruction. This is a proper third-level operation. Is this considered a violation?
Doesn't count? Why? Because before 1989, there was no classification of hospitals, and there was no classification of surgical procedures. If there is no prohibition, it is allowed.
But after 1989, it was not allowed. If anyone violated the regulations, he would be fined to death, and the level of the hospital would directly drop. It depends on whether you accept it or not.
After the hospital is promoted to the top three, it means the best medical conditions, medical technology and medical services, more technical access, and more sources of disease. Both the personal income of employees and the revenue of the hospital will also be higher.
This is also one of the reasons why hospitals at all levels have sharpened their heads and want to rate tertiary hospitals, especially tertiary A hospitals.
There is another reason why I can't talk about it because of the personal benefits of the hospital leaders, ahem, I can't go into details about this, I can't go into details...
Therefore, as the dean, Chen Qi must not be absent from this mobilization meeting. If he does not go, Lao Guo will not let him go.
As for the doctors of Xijing Hospital going to "visit" various scenic spots, Chen Qi didn't have to go.
But Xijing Hospital's cards are there. If the two sides strengthen cooperation, even if they send a few doctors to study, it will be of great benefit to Yuezhong Hospital.
What's more, Professor Tong Shanggao, a top expert in the gastroenterology department and a member of the academic department, is here. Chen Qi is embarrassed not to go?
This seems inhuman, and it does not reflect the enthusiasm of the people of Vietnam and China. Do you want to be received by others when you go to Xi'an in the future?
Chen Qi looked at the student Jin Meng on the side: "Xiao Meng, are there many endoscopic surgeries today?"
Jin Meng quickly opened the notebook:
"Ms. Chen, there are a total of 15 endoscopic surgeries today, but they are not difficult. Mr. Zhang has already said that today's surgeries will be done by him, so that you can spare time to deal with things in the hospital."
Zhang Weizhong has practiced for several months, and he has the foundation, so unless it is a difficult endoscopic surgery, general surgery is no longer a problem.
"Okay, then I'll be lazy today. I'll have a meeting in the morning and take a nap, and then I'll go play with colleagues from Xijing Hospital at noon."
Yuezhong is a thousand-year-old city. It has been built since Goujian, king of Yue, and the city site has not been touched for 2000 years.
Not to mention the outside of the city, even the urban area surrounding Hanoi, such as the former residence of the great writer Lu Shuren, the Sanwei Bookstore, and Baiprairie.
The former residence of Cai Yuanpei, the principal of Peking University who was doing "North Drifting" with Lu Shuren in Beiping, is also in Yuezhong City. It is recorded that the straight-line distance from the People's Hospital does not exceed 1,000 meters.
Zhou Zong L’s ancestral home is also in Yuezhong, and the old house is still preserved. His grandfather and father are both from Yuezhong. Later, he moved to Jiangsu to become an official. Therefore, Zhou Zong grew up speaking Shaoxing dialect at home when he was a child.
By the way, Mr. Zhou L is the 21st grandson of Zhou Dunyi, the same Zhou Dunyi who wrote "Out of the mud but not stained, in the clean water but not demon".
In addition, the former residence of Wang Yangming, the last sage of Confucianism and the master of mind learning in the Ming Dynasty, is also in Yuezhong City.
In the famous "Tianquan Proving the Tao", Wang Yangming wrote four golden sentences: There is no goodness and no disgusting body, there is goodness and maliciousness, knowing good and evil is conscience, and doing good and eliminating evil is investigating things.
The Tianquan bridge where the Tianquan Proving Dao is located is also in Yuezhong City. It has been excavated by archaeology, and Bofu has naturally become a tourist attraction.
The former residence of the calligrapher Wang Xizhi still exists, but it has been changed into Jiezhu Temple.
This is the house where he lived during his lifetime. The story of washing the pen and staining the pond black happened here, and the ink pond still exists.
After his death, he was buried in Jinting Town, Sheng County, below Yuezhong.
Wang Xizhi's most proud work "Lanting Preface" was also deceived by Li Shimin's people from the monks of Yunmen Temple in Yuezhong. Since then, it is not known whether it was buried in Qianling or Zhaoling, anyway, it has disappeared.
In addition, Shen Yuan, the former residence of Lu You, a scumbag, a mother Baonan, and a patriotic eunuch, is not far from the former residence of Lu Shuren, less than 500 meters away.
The famous Song Ci "The Hairpin Head Phoenix" was written by Shen Yuanli:
Red crispy hands, yellow rice wine, and willows all over the city's spring palace walls. The east wind is evil, and the love is weak. Many years separated, my mind full of sorrow. Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Spring is as old as before, people are empty and thin, and tears are red and silky. Peach blossoms fall, Xianchi Pavilion. Although the Shanmeng is here, the Jinshu is hard to entrust. Mo, mo, mo!
It looks beautiful, but Lu You's poem indirectly killed his ex-wife Tang Wan. Poor Zhao Shicheng, who has been infatuated all his life and no one will read it.
Therefore, when a lover breaks up, or a couple divorces, it is better to miss each other than to meet each other. There must be nothing good to happen when we meet, especially when a scumbag is wearing a cloak of innocence, it is even more confusing!
The former residence of Jianhu heroine Qiu Jin is also in Yuezhong City, near the south gate. The "Xuantingkou" where she was beheaded is just west of the People's Hospital. Later, a monument was erected for her in the middle of the road, which still exists today.
The monument in the middle of the road is often hit by cars, but the people of Vietnam and China never thought of moving the monument.
Therefore, Yuezhong is definitely a famous historical and cultural city. People who like tourism, history, and Jiangnan water towns should not miss it.
The doctors in Xijing Hospital are all cultural people, so they naturally like this kind of city with first-class humanistic style, so they waved paper fans one by one to visit, and had a great time.
When everyone came out from the Xianheng Hotel after eating fennel beans, they saw folk artists performing on the side of the road. Everyone was full of wine and food, so they all stopped to watch the excitement.
In the 1980s, there were many folk artists making a living.
There are ditty singers, jugglers, acrobatics, and even those who crush boulders on their chests, those who strangle their necks with wire, those who stick red-tasseled guns to their throats, and those who thread sewing needles with their mouths.
There is also a kind of monkey playing that is especially popular with children. The various scenes of playing tricks make people laugh, and the two children of Chen Qi's family especially like it.
All you need is an open space for folk performances, and the common people spontaneously form a circle to watch the excitement.
At the end of a performance, folk artists will hold a gong in both hands and go around the venue, hoping that the grandpa and aunt who have been having fun for a long time can reward some money to make a living.
Usually they throw a few cents, at most ten or two cents. Anyway, it is almost impossible to see banknotes over 1 yuan.
It can be seen that the income of folk artists is very unstable, and those who eat and sleep in the open are also hard-working people.
Chen Qi saw that they performed hard, and there were more than 20 people on his side, so when the copper plate was brought to him, Chen Qi readily took out a 10 yuan note from his wallet and threw it in.
The little boy holding the copper plate was stunned, then shouted excitedly and bowed to Chen Qi:
"Thank you for the reward, thank you for the reward."
The onlookers all looked at Chen Qi with strange eyes, thinking that this is a fool, how good would it be to buy a few catties of pigs with this money?
Chen Qi was also a little embarrassed to be watched, so he could only smile: "Thank you for your hard work, your performance is wonderful."
At that time, the folk artists were simple and simple, unlike the folk art associations at all levels established later, they took the elegant line and educated people at every turn.
A leading middle-aged man of the theater troupe saw that someone had "made a carnival", so he also shouted excitedly:
"Comrade, please go slowly. Thank you for your reward. In this way, we will perform another special trick for you, Xiaojuan, and show this guest officer a live snake."
A little girl about 15 or 6 years old with two braids took a step forward, hugged Chen Qi, and took out a small snake from her pocket.
"Uncle, Xiaojuan will show you a live-eating snake. After a while, the snake enters my mouth and then exits through my nostrils. I will never cheat. I guarantee your satisfaction. Look after me!"
The little girl looks heroic, speaks boldly, and is so skillful in holding the snake.
But it scared Chen Qi enough, what a joke, he has been afraid of snakes, this cold-blooded reptile in his two lifetimes.
Now for 10 yuan, let an underage girl swallow the snake with her mouth and then come out of her nostril? Just thinking about it made Dean Chen's skin pimples all over his body.
If the Internet is developed in future generations, Dean Chen will definitely be raped by the Internet.
"Hey, don't, don't, 10 yuan is the ticket, it should be, how can I let my little sister swallow a snake alive, it's so dangerous, and the snake is full of parasites, it's too unhygienic, forget it Come on, stop acting."
Chen Qi waved his hands so much that there were almost afterimages.
But the little girl obviously thought that Chen Qi looked down on her, thinking that she was too young to perform. This kind of folk artist has suffered too much, and extreme low self-esteem will produce extreme self-esteem.
"Uncle, don't worry, swallowing live snakes is my specialty, and it's very exciting. Look, this snake is alive, how cute, can you touch it?"
After the little girl finished speaking, she still approached Chen Qi, wanting Chen Qi to touch the snake's head.
Chen Qi was about to faint at this time, if you asked a patient with "snakephobia" to touch the snake's head, he might as well touch the switch.
"Don't, don't, hey, okay, if you want to perform, just perform!"
Chen Qi's appearance of repeatedly begging for mercy was particularly embarrassing, and the onlookers burst into laughter, and even the doctors of Xijing Hospital were overjoyed.
People perform for money, and the onlookers just want to have fun.
Only Professor Tong was a little worried: "This snake isn't poisonous, is it?"
Chen Qi felt a chill all over his body:
"It should be a non-poisonous snake, right? But this thing is so slippery, it's disgusting to look at, and you still have to put it in your mouth, alas, this kid is really..."
Dangdangdang~~~
The good show over there has already started, but it is not destined to be smooth sailing.
(This Dangdang, I think it is written as Dang next to the word 口, why is this word gone? I remember that the Doraemon was called "Buddling Kou Dang" when I was a child, it's strange.)
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