Song Tan Jishi

The neighbors tossed and fell asleep cursing, but as simple as they never expected, this was just the beginning.

When the moon was in the middle of the sky, the residents of the whole building turned over in the mist, avoiding the pillows soaked with saliva from the corners of their mouths, and their dreams were full of trembling, round tea eggs that could not be picked up.

But at this moment, the Zhu's house, which is still awake, is brightly lit, and the living room is full of figures turning around: "Are you alright?"

"Should be able to eat it?"

"That's right, the eggs are boiled and put in, so they must be edible..."

Only Zhu Xinshang, who is full of food and drink, is still awake: "But didn't you say before that you can't drink water if you don't eat at night, or you won't look good when you put on makeup tomorrow."

After all, no matter how delicious tea eggs are, if they don't deserve a few sips of water, they will really choke! But if you drink a lot of water in the middle of the night, your face will be swollen tomorrow morning, right?

Everyone was silent.

Finally, the bride squeezed into the kitchen first: "I'm not afraid, I've been in a relationship for four years, and he's seen allergies swollen into a pig's head, what's there to say about mere edema!"

The words are sonorous and the attitude is firm. Zhu Xin dares to swear that his cousin may not be able to have this posture in her wedding vows tomorrow.

Behind the bride are several bridesmaids and girlfriends.

Their reason is more straightforward: "It's not me getting married tomorrow, the bride is not afraid of anything I am afraid of!"

The aunt who only boiled a pot of eggs and wants to feed everyone tomorrow morning: ...

She could only hold back her greed and squeeze in: "Then I'll cook two... three more pots!"

And when everyone finished eating the pot of eggs that had just tasted delicious, the bridesmaid suddenly thought:

"Don't tell me, if you ask for red envelopes with tea eggs tomorrow morning, you might really be able to empty their wallets!"

As soon as this was said, everyone immediately became enthusiastic, and at this moment they pushed Zhulan, and said with a smirk:

"Come on, bride, I'll give you one last chance to remind people: Tomorrow morning, you must eat more, or pack a few more red envelopes."

As for the new house, the groom, who had just furnished the room, turned on his mobile phone, with a sour smell of love on his face: "My wife sent me a message, let's have a full meal tomorrow..."

How considerate!

As for the extra red envelopes in the back... Oh, do I still need to ask? Tomorrow, all the close relatives and friends of the bride will block the door, and those kind of small red envelopes are just for fun, of course there will be no less!

On the other hand, the best men were too tired to help today, and when they heard this, they yelled that they were not human: "I'm working for you and you still feed me dog food..."

"That's right! Besides, the auspicious time is set early tomorrow, so we probably don't have much time for breakfast, so let's just have a bite..."

...

Because of the night's episode, the bride woke up by the alarm clock after only two hours of sleep. When she opened the door, the makeup artist was sitting on a stool peeling tea eggs, and she was a little embarrassed to see her come out.

Juran: ...

That being the case, she should eat two first.

And the aunt who hadn't slept all night looked at the tea eggs that were rapidly decreasing in the pot, and was very thankful that she cooked a lot yesterday.

As for Zhu Xin, he was happily bringing Houttuynia cordata summer tea to his aunt: "Come on, it's hot today and there are a lot of people in the family, let's make more herbal tea and put it aside."

While re-opening the chattering: "Auntie, you smell how delicious this egg is! I bought this with great difficulty, and a single marinade bag costs 20! There is also this summer tea, don't look down upon it, wait Once you know how to cook it, you’ll know. It’s not bad at all compared to tea eggs..."

Auntie: ... I remember everything, oh boy!

She picked up the kettle decisively: "I'm going to boil the water right now."

…

Busy and happy, the auspicious time finally arrived. The people in the room were staring at the window, and when they saw a group of handsome guys with broad shoulders, long legs, long legs and a straight body getting out of the car, they hurriedly shouted: "Come on quickly!" Already!"

Suddenly, the door of the bride's room was closed, and Zhu Xin was holding a bowl of peeled tea eggs, smiling expectantly.

There is one thing to say, for this wedding, the groom officer Xu Wen is also putting on a good posture!

No, when I went upstairs, I told my groomsmen:

"I'm the one who wrapped big red envelopes for you alone. If you ask me to sing, I will sing, and if I ask you to do push-ups, I will do push-ups. We can't lose the chain!"

"Don't worry!" The groomsmen were also capable of writing and martial arts, and they were even more determined when they heard the words: "We will definitely not trouble us! Try to open the door for you as soon as possible!"

The bridegroom officer was still a little reserved: "It doesn't have to be so fast, our rules here have to be according to the hour..."

The elevator doors opened.

Everyone paused, then sniffled. But looking at the anti-theft door that had been opened, several people pressed their stomachs indiscriminately, forcing the phrase "It smells so good" in their mouths.

I only slept for more than three hours last night and got up in a hurry, I didn't even bother to eat breakfast, and now...

Mistake! I knew I would have eaten enough!

And when they finally stood happily in front of the bride's room, Xu Wen was almost drooling...

It smells so good in this room too!

The overbearing aroma of tea eggs even covered up all the smells, so that he almost lost the strength to shout.

But in the end, he still said loudly:

"Xu Wen's family, daughter-in-law, wife, Lan Lan, I'm here to pick you up!"

Behind them, several groomsmen also raised their voices: "Bride, open the door! The groom is here to pick you up!"

Sure enough, someone answered in the room: "It's easy to open the door, come here, show your sincerity first..."

So, it was as expected, singing, push-ups, questions and answers... all the way to the end, Zhu Xin came over with a big bowl:

"Brother-in-law, my sister said that the people who come to accompany her today are all good sisters. If you are sincere, you should put more red envelopes!"

That's not easy!

With a big wave of Xu Wen's hand, the best man quickly took out the red envelopes and stuffed them into the crack of the door one by one, while urging the door to open desperately.

However, Zhu Xin spoke again:

"We will be a family soon. The red envelopes are so simple. Isn't this putting the bride's money from the left hand into the right hand? There is no sense of ritual... Come on, come on, the last test is coming, the bride feels sorry for you for not having a good breakfast , I also want to save some money for the groom, so I specially set up the simplest item - eat tea eggs!"

Xu Wen touched his stomach subconsciously, and asked carefully, "How much do you eat?"

Wouldn't it be a bowl for each person? That's kinda...

Zhu Xin laughed so hard that he couldn't see his teeth and eyes: "That's not enough—just one bite, one bite per person, as long as everyone can only eat one bite and never eat more, then let's open the door immediately!"

"If you eat too much, you can stuff a round of red envelopes with every bite. How about it, simple?"

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief—it was so easy!

Sure enough, the bride is considerate, hahaha!

So the best man on the far side picked up the tea eggs in the bowl, with a smile in his eyes: "Just take a bite, watch it!"

He bites down.

On the first day of July, work hard for three shifts! (It's so difficult, so difficult, so difficult)

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