Song Tan Jishi

Basically everyone has eaten tea eggs, so there is really nothing to brag about.

Don't say that they are just a little hungry, even if they are really hungry for a day, if the wedding mission says that they can only eat one bite, it must be one bite.

So the moment the best man bites down is really a sure thing.

but……

but...

He chewed slowly, his expression blank for a moment, until Zhu Xin asked in a low voice, "Is it delicious? Have another bite."

Subconsciously, he took another bite.

It's over!

The noise around him suddenly became louder, and the best man next to him looked at him heartbroken and said, "What are you...how are you..."

Then he quickly squatted down and stuffed a round of red envelopes amidst the lively laughter of the crowd!

"Is it my turn?" The other best man was full of energy and wanted to avenge his shame, but Zhu Xin stopped him:

"No rush, let's wait for this one first—the red envelope is stuffed, shall we have another bite?"

The man opened his mouth instantly, and then suddenly came back to his senses: "Is it because if I don't give up, this red envelope will have to be stuffed all the time?"

"Hahahahahahaha!" Everyone laughed, and finally the relatives said cheerfully: "Forget it, let's go to the next one, don't miss the auspicious time..."

So, when the first best man left with half an egg in a daze, the friends around him still hated him and said:

"Tell me! No matter how hungry you are, you can't be so helpless! Just one bite, just one bite! Why can't you keep it!"

The best man was also quite guilty, he opened his mouth to say something, for example, how fragrant and delicious the tea eggs are, or for example, he only wanted to eat at that time...

But before he finished his words, he heard the devilish voice beside him: "Come on, eat more, you're welcome!"

coax--

You don't need to look at him to know that the best man who despised him just now is also ruined!

For some reason he was so happy! At this moment, he happily squatted down and stuffed the red envelope, while looking at the best man who was also holding the egg blankly: "You say you! No matter how hungry you are, you can't be so helpless..."

It wasn't until the noisy group of people took the bride away that the eldest aunt wiped the reddish circles under her eyes, tidied up the house briefly, and planned to go to the hotel later, and finally went to the pot in the kitchen that was only left with a layer of stewed soup .

She paused, and couldn't help rubbing her stomach - she was actually not in the mood to eat this morning because she was going to marry her daughter, but now smelling the remaining aroma, she was also hungry.

...

In contrast, the bridegroom officer sat in the co-pilot and couldn't help touching the pocket of his suit.

Glancing in the rearview mirror, he touched it again.

Seeing it, Zhu Lan couldn't help laughing, and then said to him: "Oh, don't touch it, just eat it if you want hahaha..."

Xu Wen was embarrassed, and still reserved: "It's not suitable, let's get married!"

Zhu Lan thinks that you are still putting on airs: "Hey, the car will take half an hour to go around a long way! We have to go to the hotel and have a ceremony, a toast... If you don't eat now, it will be one to two in the afternoon. Hurry up and eat!"

Xu Wen then reached into his pocket and pulled out a plastic bag, which contained two unpeeled tea eggs.

The moment the bag was opened, the driver next to him couldn't help but move his throat.

While he is reserved here, the best men have already started eating - the difference is that each of them still has a half-eaten one. It can be imagined that the last simple level was basically wiped out.

Now in the car, everyone is eating and drinking water, and I have to think about it by the way:

"Tell me, Xu Wen's daughter-in-law's tea eggs are so good, will she know? When Xu Wen goes back, can you bring us a bag too?"

"I think it will work!" Someone immediately responded: "My brothers have also put in a lot of effort. If nothing else, it's okay to have a few more tea eggs?"

"Hey, you said, tea eggs are at this level, will their cooking skills be better? Will Xu Wen's wife be so good?"

"Bah, this kid, he never mentioned such delicious tea eggs before. It's too bad to hide them! Later, I have to curry favor with him and ask him to introduce me to a relative of her daughter-in-law's family! "

"Good idea great idea!"

...

The lively old Song’s house in the city didn’t know about it. Song Tan couldn’t bear to think of the small dried fish in the dog bowl yesterday, so he got up early in the morning and went to the warehouse for a walk, and when he came back, he gave Qiao Qiao the task:

"I took a look, and the innermost package of our dried fish has lost more than half of it. This is getting more and more excessive!"

She put on a stern expression: "Our family will never tolerate this kind of theft—your task today is to turn on the live broadcast, keep an eye on the dried fish, and let the thief accept the condemnation of the entire network!"

Qiao Qiao's eyes widened in an instant: "Do you want to be so fierce?"

He lowered his eyes, clearly knowing who the thief was, and he couldn't help but glance upstairs. Song Tan pretended not to see it, but patted him on the shoulder and said solemnly:

"Think about it, has Mr. Xin Jun taught you: don't do evil because of small things. So, now that you are their patriarch, you have to shoulder the heavy responsibility of education!"

She coaxed and lied so repeatedly, Qiao Qiao really gradually made up her mind, and now she clenched her fists:

"Sister, don't worry! I will definitely teach Datian well!"

Song Tan: ...This silly child, how can she pretend to be stupid!

She had no choice but to clear her throat: "Then... if that's the case, you can follow Datian today. We not only want to get the stolen goods, but also find the motive of committing the crime..."

Motive?

That word sounds amazing! Qiao Qiao's eyes widened, and he suddenly felt like the duck detective in the cartoon!

He also tightened his face, trying to put on an unfathomable expression: "Okay!"

Then without hesitation, he went upstairs, put the phone up first, and pointed it at Datian's nest! Then he closed the door and went downstairs to wait.

Therefore, everyone in the live broadcast room discovered that today's live broadcast is another early morning!

【Early bird gets the worm! Look what I'm waiting for]

[I was squatting on the toilet, caught off guard by the live broadcast]

【Hahaha I haven't fallen asleep yet, I saw something, it just happened to hypnotize me】

[Although it is already six o'clock now]

[Live broadcast in the morning? Is there anything in the field to pick? Will it be available? 】

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[Please sell something! The child has nothing to eat and is crying]

But Song Tan thought about it and called Zhang Yanping:

"How do I change my mobile phone to live broadcast?"

If Qiao Qiao's mobile phone is fixed in the room, it will be too late to run all the way with Da Tian! You have to have a cell phone downstairs.

Sleeping in a daze, Zhang Yanping, who no longer had a healthy routine: "...Huh?"

His eyes were half-closed, and he subconsciously said: "You use your mobile phone to log in to his account. When you need to change the device, just switch it on."

Song Tan studied it a bit: "Okay!"

Gritting your teeth and persevering... It's so hard, my teeth are about to be crushed...

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