Song Tan Jishi

Zhang Yanping had a cold face.

He felt that he was being humiliated in the live broadcast room!

After a long period of interrogation, it turned out that this guy's mathematics is based on ternary system - it's not even the same system!

At this moment, the gangster brother looked at Qiao Qiao fiercely, his voice aggrieved: "Then what should we do now?"

Qiaoqiao was confused: "Ah? Isn't this very simple?"

He squatted down and faced Dabao Erbao: "How many have you two eaten?"

Dabao whimpered: "Woof, woof!"

Erbao also moved his paws uneasily: "Woof, woof!"

"Were they all picked up from the ground? Didn't you eat anything secretly today?"

"Woof!"

Qiao Qiao then turned around and said, "Okay, Dabao and Erbao eat four in total, and the rest are eaten by Liubao. What they eat only falls off occasionally, they are not guarding and stealing today!"

Zhang Yanping:......

He stared at the dense barrage with a cold face: "I understand. If you learn another foreign language, you will have a better future as a judge."

I couldn't hold it back anymore, and continued: "Classical Chinese doesn't contain as much information as your dog talk."

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha does

[God damn, learn a foreign language]

[Can you please provide a tutorial? They are all dog barking sounds. Do they have specific phonetic symbols? 】

[This fresh graduate sincerely asks: Can you really become a judge if you can speak dog language? 】

【One sound of bark, travel all over the world】

[Question: How many words are translated into Chinese for Dabao’s Wang? 】

[Liubao has lost a big dog to the pastoral dog family! 】

[The six treasure punishments are super doubled! 】

[It is just a puppy that has not yet been neutered. It has been separated from its mother since childhood...]

Qiao Qiao also sighed: "Liubao, I have fed you before, why are you still eating secretly and hiding evidence? Teacher Xin said not to do evil for small things... If you behave like this, I can only punish you... ...I will punish you..."

He thought for a while and then said with an expression of unbearability: "You will be punished without snacks for three days!"

"There are also Dabao and Erbao. Why don't you teach them well? They should also be punished... um... once!"

…

The dog who committed the crime was punished, but the live broadcast had to continue.

Because Teacher Qiaoqiao is giving a big class today.

How about just teaching you how to knock chestnuts and pick them up? I have to go back and teach you how to peel chestnuts and make sugar-fried chestnuts!

No, he had finished playing with chestnut picking tools, and now he went home with his mobile phone.

When passing by the pond below, the grass carp brother greeted Zhang Yanping with great satisfaction: "Come on, come on, let me show you the crucian carp I just caught! I'm afraid it weighs two kilograms!"

Not only him, but also everyone gained something with earthworms. They were all so happy that they couldn't help but show off to him, the only outsider:

"I'm also big, weighing a pound and a half!"

"Look at you, this crucian carp, you are so good at throwing water in this bucket!"

"Didn't you raise this in the pond? It looks like a wild crucian carp!"

"Don't tell me, we are very lucky. The fish we caught are all the fry released at the beginning of the year, right?"

"That's for sure! I heard that one crop was sold in Qingtang in the middle of the year. This is probably a fish that slipped through the net."

Everyone swears that Zhang Yanping doesn't know how to read fish. Now he asked curiously: "How can you be sure that it is from the beginning of the year and not newly released?"

"That's what you're asking!" Brother Grass Carp grinned from ear to ear, replying in Moments: "Don't you know about your own pond? You don't feed anything, it's no different from wild crucian carp. Whose family? Wild crucian carp can grow two kilograms in half a year!"

Zhang Yanping: ...ah?

He was a little confused, and looked at the fish in everyone's bucket one by one, and found that they were quite big, with the smallest one weighing almost half a catty.

But... wasn't the pond cleaned up a few months ago? The fry seemed to have been put in after that, right?

Is it possible that they really missed so much and they caught them all today?

He thought about it for a while and found that it was possible. After all, their earthworms are very popular, so it is normal that the smaller fish cannot compete with the larger fish.

At this moment, he took advantage of the situation and asked: "Well, it's not bad to fish here, right? We can get dozens of dollars from selling this fish!"

"That's it!" Brother Grass Carp was overjoyed: "Where can I buy it now! I know your fish, it's so fresh!"

"My daughter-in-law used to get annoyed when she saw me holding the fishing rod, but I fished it back for her to eat, and you didn't let her come here during the summer, and she kept asking every now and then!"

"Your pond is so nice!"

They are used to fishing. What mountains, fields, lakes, rivers and small farms have they never been to?

But whether the environment of the pond is good or not can be seen at a glance.

A pond like this is large in area and has abundant water plants, but it only spreads around the edges. This proves that the grass carp in the pond is strong enough or that the family has carefully taken care of it (the pigs eating water plants here have something to say).

The water quality is also good, clear and bright! The ducks were swimming around in the water in groups, not afraid of people at all. There are even wild ducks and mandarin ducks flying over!

Sitting under the tree and blowing the cool autumn wind, the feeling is amazing!

If the goose named Dabai hadn't been too noisy, too violent, and even got into a fight with the goose girl next to him...

That is to say, if we are quieter, we can't regard them as swans, right?

When he said this, several fishing guys who had not decided to book a dormitory in the mountain were shaken.

But hesitance is still hesitation. If they spend thirty thousand yuan to buy a pole, they can save money here and there. It costs 3,000 yuan to live in the village, and the food we eat is still in the canteen, not the food we used to have...

Forget it.

Everyone was happy, the only silent one was Brother Ni Loach.

Zhang Yanping also felt very sorry for Brother Loach, because this guy always caught loach every time he came back, and his luck was also extremely bad.

There are earthworms today, so we can’t catch a giant loach, right?

He put his head over to look at the barrel.

However, when I got closer to the plain red bucket, I saw a snake-like, bright yellow and thick eel coiled inside!

"Oh!" This shocked Zhang Yanping: "Can this thing be caught in a pond?"

He doesn't understand fishing, but this industry is obviously too magical! At the beginning of spring, aren't all tantans fished from the hole?

Brother Loach was very proud: "What do you know, I, Loach...ah, I mean, I have been fishing for so many years, why can't I catch it? It's just eel, so fat, no better than your crucian carp?"

As he spoke, he looked forward to Zhang Yanping and said, "If it's night, will it be me who wins? Will it be a gift of tea? Will it be a gift of earthworms?!"

The one who catches the most fish every day will be given three earthworms. Tomorrow, if the three are cut into six, he will dominate the pond again!

Oops, things are changing, and it’s coming to my house this year, hahahaha!

He was so excited. Apparently he had never won the first prize this year, which was outrageous!

ah……

Zhang Yanping also tried his best to smile at him: "There are tea leaves, but this earthworm... have you forgotten? This year the lottery will be changed."

The crucian carp here are all native crucian carp species, and they grow slowly and not very big.

The wild ones generally weigh up to 1.5 pounds, and the farmed ones weigh up to 2.5 pounds. Some special varieties of improved crucian carp can grow up to twelve pounds.

As for which one is delicious...you should know.