Spear Teacher

In the morning, Jiang Qiyu woke up from a good night's sleep.

She yawned with her eyes closed and reached out to touch her phone.

"......"

"......"

Hiss... This touch...

It was smooth, soft and firm, and if you touched it carefully... there were also uneven grooves...

This is...

"Is it nice to touch?"

"Hmm... Hmm?!!"

The man's sexy and hoarse voice exploded above her head, and at the same time, it also dispelled all the confusion in her mind.

She froze all over and slowly opened her eyes...

"Hiss..."

Is this something she can see for free without paying? ! !

The light-colored bed sheets made her skin look even whiter, and her outstretched hand was placed on the abdominal muscles that made her blood boil.

Looking up, it was the bulging chest muscles that she had drooled over but never had a glimpse of.

Further up, there was a delicate and protruding clavicle and a man's Adam's apple full of sexual tension.

Jiang Qiyu swallowed subconsciously, looking up inch by inch, and soon met a very familiar handsome face.

"Qi, Qi, Qi Yu?!!"

Seemingly helpless about her reaction, the man shook his head with a smile.

He casually took her small hand that was still on his waist and abdomen into his palm, gently pinched it, and then naturally brought it to his lips and pecked it lightly, with a dazzling smile:

"Why, did you dream about the alien invasion of the earth again last night?"

"You... me... we..."

Shocked by the weird and ordinary scene in front of him, he temporarily lost control of the language center.

Jiang Qiyu suddenly pulled her hand back from his palm, and her stagnant brain circuit finally started to turn:

"Why are you here?!"

Qi Yu raised his eyebrows, and his expression was as if it was a matter of course: "I live here."

"Then why am I here?!"

"Of course you live here too."

"Then why are we living together?!"

"......"

As soon as she asked this question, she saw Qi Yu looked at her strangely, and soon smiled knowingly:

"You can't remember it, right?"

After saying that, he half-supported his body and slowly leaned over.

Jiang Qiyu licked the corner of her lips nervously, and before she could react, she heard the man's voice with a hint of desire in her ears:

"Today is KFC Crazy Thursday, V me 50 to see the follow-up......"

"Ah!!!"

On the messy big bed, Jiang Qiyu sat up with a chicken coop-like hair.

She opened her eyes wide with horror, and her chest kept rising and falling with her breath.

Looking at the familiar environment around her, she felt relieved and swallowed her saliva in panic:

"It's a dream..."

——

"Ah..."

After washing up, Jiang Qiyu, wearing pure cotton cartoon home clothes, sat on the sofa with a dazed look on her face, looking at the custard egg McMuffin breakfast that McMuffin had just delivered.

She sighed for the eighteenth time today.

Don't ask why she didn't buy KFC, she didn't want to see the sequel.

"Ah..."

This is the nineteenth time.

Something happened.

No kidding, this time it's really a big deal.

How could she dream, how could she dream of Qi Yu, and... the kind without clothes? !

Did that guy secretly put a curse on her?

"No, this is not right."

Holding the McDonald's hamburger in her mouth, Jiang Qiyu suddenly stood up from the sofa and rushed into the bedroom.

She went back to bed and took out her mobile phone, wanting to call for help, but she didn't know who to ask for this matter.

She swiped aimlessly on the screen and casually clicked on Weibo.

The account she was logging into was still the one she used to go crazy on the Internet.

Jiang Qiyu took a big bite of the hamburger and picked up her phone to type.

[@大家是sb什么好争的]: I won’t curse anyone today. Does anyone know how to interpret dreams?

Because her account frequently goes crazy in various circles, and every time she curses people, she keeps coming up with golden sentences.

It accidentally attracted the attention of many stupid netizens who are looking for fun on the Internet.

Although it is a drop in the bucket compared to her big account, she still received a few responses to this Weibo post.

[KFC Crazy Thursday Eating Xiao Wu]: I’m so excited. I saw that teacher sb said he would not curse anymore, so I went back to sleep.

[一fuck不控]: Did teacher sb dream that he was fucked by a diehard fan of a celebrity?

[Shawshank’s aunt]: Don’t interpret it. You deserve to be scolded. [Heart]

Among all the chaotic replies, she saw a useful one:

[Private diary of a pure female star]:What did teacher B dream about? I know a little bit, so I'll listen first.

As if he had grabbed a life-saving straw, Jiang Qiyu put down the half hamburger in his hand and immediately typed a reply:

[We are all idiots, what's there to argue about]: I dreamed about a man yesterday.

On the Internet, no one knows each other, so Jiang Qiyu naturally doesn't need to use the Spring and Autumn style of "I have a friend".

[Private diary of a pure female star]: Men dare to dream, are you going to die? !

[We are all idiots, what's there to argue about]: He and I slept in the same bed.

[We are all idiots, what's there to argue about]: Naked.

[Private diary of a pure female star]: ? ? ? You opened a business? You found a man outside without telling your family?

[We are all idiots, what's there to argue about]: I said I was dreaming, and I know this man in real life, what do you think?

[Private diary of a pure female star]: It means you have a crush on her, you are greedy for her body, and you want to sleep with her.

[Private diary of a pure female star]: It hurts more than killing me to see that the sb teacher has a man.

[We are all sb, what's there to argue about]: No, it's not that I have a crush on him, it's obviously that he has a crush on me?

[Private diary of a pure female star]: You have a wet dream about her, and she has a crush on you? If he really has a crush on you, what would you do to have a wet dream?

[We are all sb, what's there to argue about]: It's true that he has a crush on me, and he even sent me home last night.

The two chatted for a long time, and other netizens also found out and came over to gossip.

[KFC Crazy Thursday Eating Xiao Wu]: I don't believe it.

[One fuck is out of control]: The sb teacher even made up a story, why don't you say that he rejected the rich girl coldly for you, just to be with you for the rest of his life?

[Shawshank's Aunt]: You can fool yourself, but don't fool me. It's okay if you fool me, just don't take it seriously.

[Private Diary of a Pure Female Celebrity]: Then let me ask you, what did he say to you last night?

[We are all idiots, what's there to argue about]:......

When Jiang Qiyu saw this, her face turned black. She paused for a long time before reluctantly re-typing her reply.

[We are all idiots, what's there to argue about]: He asked me not to make those dead noises again.

[KFC Crazy Thursday Substitute Xiao Wu]: Haha ...