Spear Teacher

Apart from these few online comedians who made her laugh, only the private diary teacher was still gossiping.

[Private diary of a pure female star]: Teacher sb, don't listen to them, tell me more about the situation of the dream man, and I will help you analyze it.

"......"

Putting the last bite of the hamburger into his mouth, Jiang Qiyu took a tissue to wipe his mouth, frowned and typed doubtfully.

[We are all sb, what's there to argue about]: Do you really believe me?

We are all comedians who met by chance on the Internet, why does this netizen seem so enthusiastic?

[Private diary of a pure female star]: I believe it, teacher sb, I am a black fan of Lu Heng, last time I saw you fighting with many people in the comment area controlled by his big fans, and I was impressed by your heroic and majestic demeanor at that time!

[Private diary of a pure female star]: Now that teacher sb is in trouble, I have no choice but to do it!

After these words, the entire comment area was instantly sublimated.

Everyone's mind was immediately opened.

[Shawshank's aunt]: Don't say it, you really don't say it.

[One fuck out of control]: Sir, you are really a god in the world!

[KFC Crazy Thursday Substitute Xiao Wu]: Count me in, I have a very rich history of secret love, and I chased the school beauty in high school!

......

In this way, under the arrangement of the private diary, several of them directly established a group on Weibo.

Group name: [Spring Dream Shines into Reality (Support Group)]

As soon as they entered the group, everyone put an ear first, and one of them seemed particularly excited.

[Private Diary of a Pure Female Star]: How did you meet? Is he tall? Is he handsome? How many abdominal muscles does he have? Did you doi for more than three hours in the dream?

[......]

[One fuck out of control]: Diary teacher, cover it with a piece of clothing.

[Shawshank's Aunt]: Three hours... the electric drill is out of power, right?

[KFC Crazy Thursday Dining Substitute Xiao Wu]: It's hard for me to comment on this.

[Private Diary of a Pure Female Celebrity]:... Then how did you meet?

"......"

Jiang Qiyu happened to be on vacation today, so she just tried her best. She poured herself a glass of water, sat on the sofa and started to play with her phone.

[We are all idiots, what's there to argue about]: We met at work...

She didn't want to be the first female celebrity to be exposed for having an erotic dream and become a hot topic.

So it was impossible to tell the whole truth, so she simply switched the identities of the two and made up a fairly complete story.

According to her own understanding, she simply told the story.

[We are all idiots, what's there to argue about]: At first I... Then... Later... But... Yesterday... I suddenly dreamed of him.

[......]

After she told the whole story, the group was silent for three seconds, and then it exploded.

[Shawshank's Aunt]: Are you shoveling manure in the office building?

[We are all idiots, what's there to fight about]: He is a cleaner.

[One fuck out of control]: He is guarding the gate in the parking lot?

[We are all idiots, what's there to fight about]: He is the security captain.

[KFC Crazy Thursday Substitute Xiao Wu]: He gives you 500 a month and asks you to pretend to be his girlfriend?

[We are all idiots, what's there to fight about]: It's a CP.

[......]

Everyone was silent again.

[Private Diary of a Pure Female Celebrity]: Well, domineering security guards and pretty cleaners... also have a certain audience.

[Private Diary of a Pure Female Celebrity]: Then from what you said, the security captain must like you, so why are you so timid?

[Shawshank's Aunt]: I think we can't jump to conclusions like this. What if he is a philandering security guard who just wants to deceive the innocent manure shoveler?

[One fuck out of control]: It's possible.

[KFC Crazy Thursday Eating for Xiao Wu]: No, what can she cheat on?

(Withdrawn)

[KFC Crazy Thursday Eating for Xiao Wu]: I mean... maybe it's true love?

[Private Diary of Pure Female Star]: sb teacher listen to me, you go and try him, men, you have to fish.

"......"

Jiang Qiyu knew nothing about this, and was almost fooled by several netizens.

Frowning and eager to learn, he asked.

[We are all sb, what's there to argue about]: How to try?

[Private Diary of Pure Female Star]: You listen to me (......) You go and try, see how he reacts.

"......"

Honestly switching WeChat, Jiang QiyuYu copied the words from the diary teacher and pasted them in the circle of friends without missing a word.

[I deleted all the boys on WeChat in one go, leaving only the one I like the most, hoping you can see it. ]

Then, she commented on it herself:

[Whoever I poke with my spear will die: Like this and draw someone to date me. It doesn’t matter if you don’t get the one, you can also date me if you insist. ]

Soon, many people liked and commented.

[I am Xiaoyu: You won’t delete both Mr. Li and Master Wang, right? ]

[A professional agent Sister Chen: Fishing? Artists are not allowed to date. If it’s Mr. Qi, then just ignore what I said. ]

[Big Times 4: Don’t do it, I will have to delete your role if something goes wrong. ]

[Someone even said: I have liked it, don’t let it down. ]

[A professional agent Sister Chen: By the way, I remind you that tomorrow is the end of the holiday, and I have to shoot a promotional video and poster for the double endorsement with Mr. Qi. Go to bed early today! ]

[Xinxin's father: Has the account been hacked? ]

[......]

Looking at the high-rise buildings below, I liked dozens of posts but didn't find a familiar avatar.

"......"

Jiang Qiyu frowned and deleted the circle of friends where the message prompts kept appearing.

Switched back to the Weibo group chat.

[We are all idiots, what's there to argue about]: He ignored me.

[Shawshank's aunt]: I'll tell you, he was just flirting with you, maybe he even flirted with other dung collectors behind your back!

[One fuck is out of control]: Is there a possibility that the security captain likes the job of dung collector?

[Private diary of a pure female star]: It shouldn't be...

Jiang Qiyu frowned, suddenly realized that something was wrong, and tried to shift his mindset back.

[We are all idiots, what's there to argue about]: No, are we going too far?

[We are all idiots, what's the point of arguing]: I just want to know what it means that I dreamt about him lying naked with me last night?

[One fuck is out of control]: Didn't the diary just tell you? You like him.

[KFC Crazy Thursday Substitute Xiao Wu]: You are in trouble, idiot teacher, you have fallen in love!

[We are all idiots, what's the point of arguing]: Is there no other possibility? For example, it indicates that he is my half-brother or something like that?

[Shawshank's aunt]: idiot teacher, you understand forbidden love. [Like]

[Private diary of a pure female star]: So, think about it carefully, do you hate him?

[We are all idiots, what's the point of arguing]: I don't hate him.

[Private diary of a pure female star]: That's it?

"......"

Shocked by her simple and crude theory of black and white, Jiang Qiyu couldn't help but refute.

[We are all idiots, what's the point of arguing]: If you don't hate him, then you like him? I don't hate pressure cookers.

[Private diary of a pure female star]: Okay, have you ever dreamed of a pressure cooker taking off its clothes and sleeping with you?

[We are all idiots, what's there to argue about]:......

[Shawshank's aunt]: You are indeed an idiot teacher, your mouth will hold up the sky when it falls.

[Fuck is out of control]: If you die and are sent to the crematorium, this mouth will burn for three days and three nights.

[KFC Crazy Thursday Substitute Xiao Wu]: Security Captain: I hate you the most for being like a piece of wood!

"......"

Looking at the group chat messages that kept refreshing the screen, Jiang Qiyu frowned and muttered thoughtfully:

"Could it be...I really like him?"