Street Interview: 160,000? can't do anything
Chapter 126
” Two years ?”
” Are you sure you’re going to college ?”
” How do you feel that this is Lan Xiang’s graduation !
Hahaha …”
This wave of Yan Hexiang’s complaints is really ruthless .
” By the way , which university did you graduate from ?”
Guo Qilin couldn’t help asking curiously at this time .
” Oxford !”
Qin Xiaoxian did n’t even think about it, and responded very decisively .
” My God , it’s still abroad !”
Qin Xiaoxian was stunned .
” Is it from abroad ?”
hahaha …
His reaction was real enough .
The audience below the stage all showed an unkind smile .
” How does that feel like bragging about whether you went to college or not ?”
Guo Qilin immediately became suspicious .
” Of course I did it , and it was done abroad , but half of it was too choked up , so I did n’t have it anymore !”
Yan Hexiang’s expression was particularly wonderful .
” Are you sure this is Oxford ?
” Isn’t this roast beef tendon ?”
hahaha …
Qin Xiaoxian gave an explanation very seriously .
” I really went abroad to study at university , but after two days of practice , I understood the statue outside the school , and I came back to roast beef tendon !”
Listen to Qin Xiaoxian’s explanation .
Guo Qilin and Yan Hexiang became curious again .
” What statue did you see that made you think so hard !”
hahaha …
” Outside the school , there was a statue of a student with a book in his left hand and a bird standing on top of his head . I understood at that time ! ”
” This is telling me that reading is a bird !”
hahaha …
” Alas , don’t say you understand , dropping out of school is really a loss to the country !”
hahaha …
Guo Qilin also sighed at this time .
” Reading is a bird !”
” I guess this answer can be seen by the school principal and can kill you !”
hahaha …
Seeing that he couldn’t make it any longer , Qin Xiaoxian also chose to compromise .
” It’s true that I haven’t been to college , but I don’t think it’s anything . It’s enough to experience college life !”
oh ~~~
Qin Xiaoxian’s words made the scene more complicated .
” No , don’t you think about it, I’m just going to the university to see , there ‘s really nothing else , this is the stage for comedians , can you stop driving too much !”
hahaha …
Seeing the audience’s reaction , Qin Xiaoxian shook his head helplessly .
There’s nothing wrong with what he said .
Why is it so easy to cause ambiguity ?
Is it because the words that came out of his mouth changed their taste ?
” But then again , it’s not that the three of us don’t have a high degree . Zhuangzhuang is a serious college graduate !”
Qin Xiaoxian suddenly became serious , and then pointed to Yan Hexiang beside him .
Guo Qilin also followed suit at this time .
” This is indeed true , my brother is indeed a serious college graduate !”
” Graduated from Yangong University !”
Yan Hexiang nodded .
” That’s right , I did go to college !”
hahaha …
” This Yanjing University of Public Transport is still very famous in our dynasty !”
, Qin Xiaoxian planned to show off his knowledge .
Unexpectedly, it directly amused the audience again .
” Yenjing Public Transport University ?”
” Thank you for thinking it out !”
“That’s called Yanjing University of Technology !”
Yan Hexiang hurriedly corrected .
Good guy , accidentally turned him from a college student into a driver !
Qin Xiaoxian suddenly realized .
” Yenjing University of Technology !”
” What major are you studying ?”
Yan Hexiang responded very honestly .
” Computer !
Hearing this answer , he turned his attention to Guo Qilin .
” Da Lin , I don’t see it , you’re pretty good . With such a partner , everyday life is so nourishing !”
Guo Qilin looked confused at this meeting , not understanding what Qin Xiaoxian meant .
” My life is not nourishing , what does it have to do with my partner ?”
Qin Xiaoxian smiled a little embarrassedly , but he stopped talking .
” It’s hard to say this in front of so many people ! ”
Looking at Qin Xiaoxian’s hesitant appearance , Yan Hexiang couldn’t bear it any longer .
” If you have anything , just say it directly. There are no outsiders . What is this twisted thing ?”
With Yan Hexiang’s words , Qin Xiaoxian didn’t care about anything .
” Zhuangzhuang is a major , isn’t it just for you ?”
” Calculate …”
Having said that , Qin Xiaoxian did not go further .
the audience under the stage understood it instantly .
All of them smiled .
” Pull it down , can you stop thinking about it !”
” My brother lives in a brothel , but doesn’t count chickens !”
woo ~~
Guo Qilin also understood Qin Xiaoxian’s thoughts and retorted seriously .
But the rebuttal he gave was also full of profound meaning .
“A brothel ?”
” Are you two crazy ?”
” What do I have to do with the brothel ?”
” Can you not impose your two hobbies on me ?”
Yan Hexiang was very excited .
I finally went to a university , but I didn’t expect it to be another expression here .
” School of Computer Science , is it called the School of Planning for short ?”
Guo Qilin was not at all cowardly and questioned with reason .
Faced with his questioning , Yan Hexiang was in a tangle .
After thinking about it for a long time , he nodded heavily .
” If 680 , if you say that , it doesn’t seem to be a problem ~”
hahaha …
” Zhuangzhuang , after you graduated , did you go to work as an dongguan ?”
Qin Xiaoxian was also at this time , and couldn’t help but said curiously .
This question made Yan Hexiang a little confused .
” Why don’t I go there after graduation !”
Qin Xiaoxian hesitated , but still whispered .
” Calculation ~ chicken ~”
woo ~~
hahaha …
Qin Xiaoxian’s smash hit the audience instantly .
of this pun can be regarded as completely let them play and understand …
” This show can also be performed , which is too tacky !”
” That’s right , what’s the gold content here , it sounds extremely disgusting !”
” Deyun Club also relies on this kind of edge ball to perform , what else will they do ?”
After Cao Jin and several others heard their performance , they also kept asking questions .
I thought this group of opponents would put some pressure on them .
But for now , they seem to think too much .
I watch this show ?
It’s like telling a dirty joke there ~
I don’t know how such a cross talk can be performed on the comedy stage .
Are you sure this can be starred ?
But apart from their group , the other groups of actors were all laughing so hard .
” I really like their performances , their performances are so meaningful !”
” Indeed , it is really clever to use every burden , this performance is really admirable !”
” The rhythm of Lao Qin and Dalin is really good . They completely control the psychology of the audience. The actors of Deyun Club are really good !”
Although the performance of the trio has a little color .
But that’s part of comedy in itself .
Comedy performances are always inseparable from four words , that is, the taste of both refined and popular !
No matter what kind of stage you are facing , these four words are necessary .
Because this is the life people face every day .
Gender issues themselves are an inescapable part of life .
And this part is also innate to everyone , and it is natural to understand .
Two people interact , this thing has never been taught .
Completely self-taught .
But everyone did a great job .
This means that everyone has such a tradition in their bones .
So there is no need to avoid this problem .
Be able to play tricks appropriately and express appropriately .
Not only is this not a form , but it is delivering a positive energy .
There are some people who abandon such expressions every day , and are even more silent about this color issue .
But he can’t help but hide under the covers and watch small movies .
Also drooling in the face of beautiful women !
Since it is human nature .
So why can’t this aspect be shown ?
Why should it be avoided ?
This is obviously a sick mentality !
I’d rather be a real villain than a hypocrite !
Compared with the hypocritical Liu Da’er , the real traitor Cao Agui is the hero in everyone’s heart !
are all thousand-year-old foxes , so stop playing Liaozhai ~.
Chapter 133 Dalin’s height is a hard injury , the pain of the old Guo family’s life (2 more , please subscribe !)
The performance of Qin Xiaoxian and the three .
Except for Cao Jin and a few people who were not happy , all the people at the scene were hilarious .
How such a performance is , obviously has a definition in everyone’s mind .
There has never been a truly fair measure for something like art !
Civil and military first , Wu Wu second
This is obviously not wrong .
The same poem may be seen from different angles in the eyes of different people .
In the end, the evaluation of this poem is also different .
Some people think that it is a masterpiece of creation , and it should last forever .
But some people feel that it has no connotation at all , that is, the words are stacked , and they are worthless !
Even if this kind of evaluation is debated for a lifetime , it is impossible to have a result .
After all, there is no standard of measurement in itself , and whoever said it is reasonable !
But when two people run 100 meters , it is clear at a glance who is faster and who is slower .
Under such circumstances , it is impossible for any artist or any art form to satisfy everyone
If you like it, you will hate it !
This is the law of nature and cannot be changed !
In the face of this situation , it is enough to be able to be ashamed .
Qin Xiaoxian and the other three also continued to perform at this time .
” Go to Dongguan to calculate chicken ~?”
” That’s you , we don’t have that much money !”
woo ~~
hahaha …
Yan Hexiang didn’t save face , and complained without hesitation .
Qin Xiaoxian waved his hand .
“The main thing I’m studying is not this major !”
hahaha …
What Qin Xiaoxian said was very meaningful ~
It’s not that he doesn’t want to , it’s just that the professional is not right !
” But then again , although the three of us have different educational backgrounds , when we were young , the three of us were serious kids !”
After the joke , Qin Xiaoxian returned to seriousness .
Guo Qilin and Yan Hexiang also nodded to Qin Xiaoxian’s words .
” Yes , we grew up together !”
This is the case with cross talk performances , and there will always be some exaggeration .
But not too far from reality .
Basically, it revolves around cross talk performances .
Now the three of them are using this method .
Otherwise, if you really want to be serious , the three of them definitely didn’t grow up together, and their age groups are different !
But for the audience , this exaggeration is also recognized .
As long as it can bring happiness to everyone , it doesn’t matter how you express it !
Qin Xiaoxian seemed to be really caught up in memories , remembering their childhood memories .
” I remember that when we were in class together , especially in the Chinese class, we had to recite 300 Tang poems every day !”
“The teacher will also ask , who is Shixian ?”
” Da Lin answered first , Li Bai !”
“The teacher turned his eyes to me again , Qin Xiaoxian , who do you think the poet is ?”
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