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Guo Degang and Yu Qian were also very comfortable talking , and finally created the current scene .

As soon as Qin Xiaoxian said yes , it was officially alive .

Guo Degang and Yu Qian were also ready , waiting for Qin Xiaoxian’s lie .

Unexpectedly , Qin Xiaoxian didn’t plan to play cards according to the routine at all .

I saw him looking at the two of them very confidently .

” If Uncle Yu said this , it must be there !”

” And I really know what’s going on !”

Guo Degang nodded .

” Then you explain to us big guy !”

Qin Xiaoxian explained calmly .

” Actually, it’s very simple . It ‘s the wall of Uncle Yu’s villa . It’s a fence wall !”

” Don’t look at what Uncle Yu said that the well was scraped to the outside and went to ” 620 “. In fact, this is not the right meaning . The real explanation is that the fence was scraped into the courtyard !”

” It ‘s the final visual effect for everyone , it’s scraping the well out !”

woo ~~

hahaha …

The audience below the stage could n’t stop laughing after hearing this explanation .

Good guy , can you still say that when you pick up the jacket ?

Guo Degang couldn’t stop laughing at this moment .

Qin Xiaoxian is really able to make a living ~

He said so much about the jacket , and it was the first time I saw the jacket that gave the answer directly !

Yu Qian wiped the sweat from his forehead with a towel .

” Can this thing still be explained in this way ?”

At this moment, he was also a little overwhelmed .

He never said about such a jacket .

briefly calming down his mood and allowing himself to adjust as much as possible , Yu Qian continued .

” Look , I’ll just say that I’m not talking about the clouds and mountains ~”

” Old Qin made it clear in just a few words . Where else is there a cloud and fog cover ?”

hahaha …

Yu Qian’s reaction is really not a blow .

Obviously, this cross talk is already out of control , and it is in a state of collapse .

Unexpectedly, Yu Qian said a word , and abruptly rounded up this cross talk .

This kind of reaction and adaptability is definitely not an exaggeration to be called a crosstalk queen by everyone .

After that , Yu Qian looked at the crowd with a smile .

” Since I’m happy today , then I’ll have a good chat with the big guy !”

Regardless of whether Qin Xiaoxian plays cards according to the routine , the rhythm of cross talk must not be lost .

How to do it or how to do it !

“The big guy may not know it. I have been with my mother since I was a child . We have a very good relationship . However, when I was young , my mother worked in a factory and caused a little trouble for herself . It is considered a work injury !”

” What’s the matter? Isn’t my mother working in the factory , just in time for that very sharp machine in the factory, and accidentally injured my mother’s big big brother !”

“All of a sudden, I have no thumbs in my hands . In this case, I must be more filial as a son. I must give her the best !”

Guo Degang nodded .

” That’s right !”

Yu Qian continued .

” However, my mother is still somewhat inferior , after all, I am missing two big brothers !”

” What can I do in the face of this situation? I ‘m just wondering if there is any other way to make her feel inferior !”

” Buy her a necklace , earrings , and a ring directly . Anyway, as long as it’s gold , put it on for her . Anyway, it’s just a request . The whole body is gold . If it shines like this , they won’t be able to see it. Is my mother disabled ?”

” After I have this idea , I will put it into practice . I have ten rings on both hands , and I will wear them all !”

Guo Degang frowned upon hearing this .

” Wait a minute , Teacher Yu , are all ten rings on both hands full ? ”

” Yes , all ten rings are full , one for each finger !”

Yu Qian responded very strongly .

Guo Degang shook his head .

” Teacher Yu , what are you saying is wrong? ”

” Isn’t your mother missing two thumbs , why is she still wearing ten rings on both hands ?”

As soon as Guo Degang’s voice fell , Qin Xiaoxian said very excitedly .

” Master, I know , I know this !”

hahaha …

Yu Qian was about to continue talking , but he never thought that Qin Xiaoxian would take the initiative to speak again .

Guo Degang was also very surprised .

” You know again ?”

Qin Xiaoxian is very sure .

” I really know this . I have been watching the jackets at home a few days ago . I understand this !”

hahaha …

” What’s the reason for this? Isn’t it that all ten fingers are wearing rings , but two thumbs are missing , because his mother has six fingers !”

Guo Degang looked at Qin Xiaoxian in disbelief . .

” Don’t everyone say you’re a little stupid ?”

” I don’t think you’re stupid at all ~”

” My dear, you have been trying to talk about it for a long time , Uncle Yu , and you can analyze the matter thoroughly in two sentences . You are too smart !”

woo ~~

After Guo Degang finished his comment , he turned his attention to Yu Qian .

” I understand what Lao Qin meant . He said why your mother can wear ten rings without two fingers , because he himself has six fingers . I think this statement is quite reasonable , what do you think ?”

Yu Qian’s forehead sweated more and more .

This time, he kept wiping his sweat with a towel .

” To be honest , I don’t know if this explanation is reasonable now ~”

” It’s mainly because I’m not good at it now ~”

hahaha …

” Okay , old Qin , it’s impossible to fix Uncle Yu . This is Deyun’s first person !”

” Hahaha , it’s enough to take off the jacket like this . After Lao Qin takes off the jacket , we can’t say it anymore !”

” I’ve really gained my knowledge today , this is definitely the ceiling of the jacket !”

” I really like the performance of these three people , this is the real excellence ~”

” Oh , it’s really terrifying . I suddenly feel that what I said in this cross talk is such a waste ?”

Backstage at this time , all the actors were full of emotion .

Among all the performers who appeared today , Qin Xiaoxian is definitely the youngest one

on stage did not show that he was the least experienced one at all .

From the beginning to the end of the show , everyone was extremely excited .

There were no pee spots throughout the show .

Especially this grilled letterpress grilled jacket just now , it is even more directly consecrated .

And don’t mention it, Qin Xiaoxian expressed in this way without the slightest sense of disobedience .

Not only did everyone not feel disgusted , but they felt very fresh .

Tell the truth .

This is not an easy task .

Sometimes , this kind of performance that announces the answer in advance will make the audience less guessing .

Let everyone’s experience of this story not reach a certain intensity .

It’s like watching a TV show and someone posting a bullet screen .

What everyone is watching is a tense and exciting , and what everyone is watching is a suspenseful thriller .

But some people are very annoying to tell the plot in advance , and even announce who the murderer is .

this case , everyone hates spoilers .

However, Qin Xiaoxian didn’t get the slightest disgust for playing cards out of the way .

To be honest , this is really rare !

Yu Qian also felt very happy about this .

talk is not only for the audience , but also for oneself .

Sometimes I come across a good inspiration , and a beautiful hanging comes , and the actors themselves are very happy !

He will feel this way .

He is a battle-hardened comedian who has seen many big scenes .

I didn’t expect to be on the stage of the steel wire festival today , because Qin Xiaoxian’s ripping off the jacket , he couldn’t fix it for himself ~

” Well , I spent more than ten million to buy a big white horse , and then the white horse fell into the tea bowl and drowned !”

Qin Xiaoxian was very excited .

” This is the horse that was exchanged for the cricket. The one who dropped the tea bowl was the cricket , not the horse !”

hahaha …

Guo Degang kept nodding his head when he heard the words .

” I agree with what you said , because I have heard this story several times !”

hahaha …

Guo Degang has already ignored this meeting .

Anyway, today’s cross talk has been like this .

So let’s just be happy ~

As long as the big guy can be happy , this comic dialogue is reasonable !

Yu Qian was already at a loss .

He really has never seen such a cross talk before ~

” Can this cross talk continue ?”

” Why don’t I just quit the cross talk world today , I really don’t know what to say about this thing ~”

hahaha …

” Uncle Yu is really confused today , Lao Qin doesn’t play cards according to the routine at all ~”

” Hahaha , this kind of cross talk is fun to watch ~”

” I really hope that these guys can work together more , this kind of cross talk performance is so comfortable !”

” I’m really lucky to be able to grab a ticket . Next time, even if I line up two days in advance , I’m willing !”

” After today’s performance , Lao Qin has to have a good drink with Mr. Yu . For this performance , Mr. Yu really paid too much …”

The audience under the stage was happier than the other .

To see Uncle Yu like this is a worthwhile trip !

” Don’t, Brother Qian , you have to continue . You are going to take off the jacket , but you are not wearing a jacket !”

hahaha …

Guo Degang’s complaints are real enough .

Now in this state , the one who said to quit has not quit yet …

I didn’t want to quit, but I couldn’t stand it anymore …

After hearing Guo Degang’s complaints , Yu Qian himself shook his head helplessly .

Right now, he is really helpless .

I didn’t expect to talk about cross talk for so many years , but in the end, I was given a routine by a newcomer of cross talk .

Is this the legendary chaotic fist that killed the old master ?

After a brief adjustment .

Yu Qian revived .

” I have a big dog at home, you know ?”

As soon as he said his words , Qin Xiaoxian gave an explanation with certainty .

” This dog’s tail is blocking that watch ~”

hahaha …

” As soon as you lift that dog’s tail , you can see it !”

Seeing Qin Xiaoxian’s current state , Guo Degang couldn’t help but sigh .

” If you really quit , or your uncle will have to take a step first ~”

hahaha …

” Come on, Teacher Yu !”

” Come on, Uncle Yu !”

” Uncle Yu, you are the best !”

Yu Qian was continuously demolished by Qin Xiaoxian , and his mentality was a bit explosive .

Now, it’s not that he does n’t want to express it , he really doesn’t know what to say .

Before he finished speaking , Lao Qin had already explained everything .

This thing cross talk didn’t say that , where is it talking about cross talk , isn’t it pure chaos ~

The cheers of the audience under the stage made Yu Qian’s mood finally adjusted .

By now , he had figured it out .

As I said before , it doesn’t work at all .

If you want to take the initiative , you have to say something that everyone doesn’t know .

Qin Xiaoxian couldn’t react !

Anyway, today’s cross talk is already like this , so there is no need to think too much , let yourself talk comfortably first !

” Well , I bought a big motorcycle , and I ride this motorcycle …”

” Bumped into Xiali !”

hahaha …

Yu Qian’s words were only halfway through , and the audience directly grabbed the right to speak .

” You can’t talk nonsense . It was Kong Yunlong who hit Xiali on a motorcycle . That’s the captain of our Deyun Death Squad . Teacher Yu is not good enough !”

hahaha …

Guo Degang responded well to the audience ‘s stubbornness .

Yu Qian continued .

” Yes , I was riding this motorcycle , and I did hit it , whether it was not Xiali !”

” Hey guys , don’t you know , my motorcycle , with 82 cylinders , is very enjoyable to ride , but maybe it’s driving too fast and I hit it directly . But it’s completely useless !”

” Isn’t it the case that you have worn the jacket over the years ?”

hahaha …

” No !”

Seeing Yu Qian’s state , the audience under the stage was even more excited .

Today’s teacher Yu is completely forced to a certain share .

of the whole person has never been there .

” Hahaha , that’s not true , it’s the first time I’ve heard of it !”

Guo Degang was also very excited about this meeting .

It is really unimaginable that a traditional striped jacket can be said like this in the end .

But this kind of improvisation is a good thing for both the audience and the actors .

At least the big guy sounds fresh ~

Now , it’s time to test Qin Xiaoxian’s resilience .

His continuous dismantling before , but Yu Qian’s rectification is enough !

Now it’s Qin Xiaoxian’s turn finally , he wants to see how Qin Xiaoxian will perform in 3.6 !

” Qin Xiaoxian , here’s a new topic . A motorcycle has 82 tanks . Come , have you heard of this ?”

hahaha …

Qin Xiaoxian heard that the whole person was stupid .

“The motorcycle has 82 cylinders , this is specifically for revenge on me ~”

hahaha …

” Then I don’t care , you can just explain it . If you want to say that this matter is not possible , then there is no need to explain !”

Guo Degang put on a look of indifference .

Facing this situation , Qin Xiaoxian shook his head helplessly .

” That can’t be , yes , there must be !”