Super Black Technology

Russia.

President Putin made an urgent phone call to Obama. Don't worry, the watermelon will soon roll to Russia.

"Stop your little prodigy! Hurry up! Hurry up!"

There was no diplomatic language in Putin's words, and he was so anxious that he even ignored diplomatic etiquette.

On the other end of the phone, Obama didn't have the slightest intention to blame Putin. He is also anxious, it can be said that he is more anxious than all the leaders.

Because the United States has taken the blame again, and this blame is bigger than ever, and this time it offended the whole world!

Woohoo, woooo, I want to cry too.

Is there a worse president than me in American history? Have it?

"I'm sorry, Mr. Putin. We're trying to figure it out, trying to figure it out..."

Miss your sister, what kind of shit can you guys come up with?

Putin suddenly changed the subject: "What is the little child prodigy doing now?"

"Eat watermelons in the hospital!"

puff! puff! puff!

The Jagged Emperor finally couldn't bear the blow, blood spilled on the spot...

Far East China. Ministry of Information Industry.

From top to bottom of the whole department, from ministers to clerks, everyone panicked. Because China's Internet is under the jurisdiction of their department.

Mr. Minister was sweating profusely, and asked the elites in the department loudly:

"Is there a way to stop it? Is there?"

However, upon hearing this question, all the elites were silent and did not say a word.

What are you kidding? Even so many countries in the North American continent and the European continent can't stop it, can we stop it? With this technology, why do we still stay here and receive dead wages?

Seeing the silence of his subordinates, Mr. Minister became even more anxious.

"What if the whole country is disconnected from the Internet for 1 minute?" A clerk boldly suggested.

When the sound fell, everyone in the entire department was in an uproar.

"No! Absolutely not!"

"It's not that simple to cut off the national network. It can't be done within half an hour. It will take at least an hour to restart after cutting off. How much damage will such a long time cause our country's economy? Loss? Who will be responsible?!"

"And!" At this time, an Internet elite stood up, "According to our estimation, even if the Internet is cut off, it may not be blocked! Unless the whole country is cut off!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone gasped in unison.

power outage? National power outage? ! 9.6 million square kilometers of land is completely cut off?

Is this more serious than being disconnected from the Internet? Who is responsible? Who can bear it?

No one can afford it!

"Then what should we do?" "Yeah, what should we do? It's only 10 minutes to Asia!"...

Everyone looked anxiously at the minister.

Sensing everyone's attention, Mr. Minister was silent, silent, silent again...

"Minister, only 8 minutes!"

"Minister, only 7 minutes!"

At this time, the minister rubbed his face depressedly, with an extremely helpless expression: "Let's resist for 10 seconds! It's like watching a 10-second watermelon cartoon."

Hearing the minister's final decision, everyone smiled wryly.

Yes, watching "Rolling Watermelon" for 10 seconds is better than cutting off the Internet and power!

"Notify all radio stations to immediately insert this news, so that the public should not panic."

"yes!"

With the issuance of this executive order, the Central Radio Station immediately interrupted the emergency announcement:

"Here is CCTV. In 5 minutes, a crying watermelon will roll into our country. People everywhere, please don't panic. It's just a missing person revelation from a child. It will only last 10 seconds, just 10 seconds."

Searching for inspiration?

Seeing this notice, the people all laughed.

666, this person-finding revelation is really awesome, it is sent to the whole world, and it cannot be rejected.

If such technology is used to find missing persons, criminals, etc., then who can hide it?

Five minutes later, the watermelon with eyes finally rolled into Far East China.

At this moment, all the land of 9.6 million square kilometers resounded with immature cries.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

The cry was so miserable, so sad, as if it was a lonely child walking in the world looking for his relatives.

More than 1 billion Chinese people watched this scene speechlessly, and it was a tragedy in their hearts.

Isn't Alice in Boston? What the hell are you coming to China to cry? However, if you can find a Chinese sister, then we welcome you to cry anytime.

mwah!

Not long after, the Chinese watermelons rolled to North Korea, South Korea, Japan...

North Korea exclaimed: "The evil conspiracy of the US emperor is coming!"

South Korea exclaimed: "Watermelon is Korean!"

Japan exclaimed: "Yamai Butterfly! Yamai Butterfly!"

Then the watermelon entered the Pacific Ocean and landed in Canada...

The White House, which monitored this situation, panicked, really panicked.

Because the United States is next door to Canada, this watermelon has cried the whole earth once, won't it cry again?

God, help, help!

The American people in various states were outraged, and the public telephones of the White House were almost exploded, and all the calls were cursing Obama.

What the hell, Watermelon wants to find Elder Sister Alice, why are you blocking her? Once you stop us, we will also suffer.

Whose child doesn't cry endlessly, if we keep crying, can we still go to work? Are you still making money?

Not only that, the heads of government of various countries in the world also called Obama one after another.

I hope that the United States can treat this matter rationally and not let everyone listen to watermelon crying every day.

Receiving these calls, Obama's head grew dizzy.

"Presidents, our White House is dealing with it, we are dealing with it!"

deal with? How to deal with it?

washington. St Anthony's Hospital.

Moulton was discussing with several agents on the stairs of the hospital.

"You, yes! It's you!" Moulton pointed at a fierce-looking subordinate, and said seriously, "It will be up to you to put on a fierce look later, scare the little guy, and make him take back the 'crying' right away." of watermelons'."

Hearing this suggestion, this subordinate quickly shook his head: "Boss, I can't do it. I have always been kind, and I can't pretend to be a villain."

Fuck, you are the most vicious of us, tell us now that you are kind? !

"This is an order!"

"Then I resign!"

The man took off his FBI badge, then pulled out his gun and handed it to Moulton...

What is this called? I have always led you into this business. Now that I have encountered a problem, you are going to back down?

This subordinate said nonuo: "Boss, you can tell me to kill and set fire. But I really can't do this. How about you find someone else?"

"..."

Moulton's eyes began to look at the other agents' subordinates. As far as they could see, all the subordinates lowered their heads to look at the ground, as if flowers were blooming on the ground.

Seeing this scene, Moulton was depressed and speechless.

And his men were equally depressed.

Fuck, tell us to pretend to be villains to scare that little guy. What are you kidding? Don't you look at what his nicknames are: "Internet Nuclear Weapon", "Internet God", "Diablo", "Capital God"...

Please, we are just ordinary people, how dare we scare him?

Boss, please let me go, please let me go!