Super Black Technology
Chapter 96 The scariest cartoon in history
At this time, a peripheral security agent came to the stairs.
"Head, Mr. Hughes and the Assistant to the President are here!"
What? Very good! Finally there is a tall man to take the pot!
"Quick, take them there!"
"yes!"
Afterwards, Hughes, the assistant to the president, and Moulton pushed the door open and walked into the ward together. As soon as they entered the ward, the three of them suddenly found:
The culprit was eating watermelon again, watching TV while eating watermelon.
Damn it, you eat watermelon every day, why haven't you eaten yourself to death?
At this moment, Mrs. Williams' face was filled with embarrassment when she saw the three people coming in. The son made trouble with her mobile phone!
The three Hughes who knew the process did not blame Mrs. Williams, after all, she is the mother of the little guy and the person who has the greatest influence on the little guy. If you hate her and she exerts influence on the little guy, what will everyone do?
You can't make her disappear, can you? That little guy is still upside down.
Find a sister who sends missing person revelations all over the world. If his mother disappears, he must not send missing person revelations to the Milky Way?
Besides, Mrs. Williams doesn't know much about the Internet, and her major is not suitable for her. I blame her for being a fool.
For this reason, instead of blaming Mrs. Williams, Hughes comforted her with a smile.
After finishing dealing with the adults, the three of them hurriedly approached the little guy with anxious expressions.
No hurry, the weeping watermelon has rolled to the central Canadian city.
Hughes picked up a piece of watermelon from the plate, handed it to the little guy, and said fawningly, "Little Ike, can you tell the watermelon not to cry?"
Hearing this, Ike's red mouth pouted: "Not good!"
Halo, my uncle, my little ancestor, what happened to you?
"I'm still looking for Sister Alice! What if the watermelon is gone and Sister Alice can't see it?"
Damn it, it turns out that what you said in the White House, "Go find Elder Sister Alice by yourself", is this the way to find it? This is, this is too...
At this moment, the three of them didn't know what to say.
They thought that when the little guy was looking for Elder Sister Alice, he went out and searched all over the street. In the end, it never occurred to me that the little guy actually sent out a missing person revelation, and even sent the revelation to the whole world.
Damn, even the federal nuclear submarine hidden in the deep sea has turned into a watermelon.
That is the nuclear counterattack force we deployed, which is the so-called second nuclear strike. When the United States encounters a nuclear attack, they will wake up from their lurking, carry out nuclear retaliation, or destroy the world!
No more than 10 people in the entire United States know the location of this kind of military deployment, and you actually turned them into watermelons.
Speechless, we are speechless.
In the field of networking, you really have become a god! Your ability can make us mortals look up to us for a lifetime!
However, can you take back that watermelon first, it has already cried to Canada, and it will be the turn of the United States soon.
"Little Ike, put away the watermelon, we'll help you find Alice, and all of us will go out and help you find it!" the assistant to the president coaxed.
"No, you are liars!" Ike still refused, shaking his head again and again, "Last time you said to help me find it, but after searching for so long, there is still no news!"
"This time it's real, we promise to help you find it!"
Hearing this, Ike tilted his head and looked at Hughes.
Hughes nodded heavily and said, "Really! It's more real than watermelons!"
"Um, all right then! Bring your phone!"
The three of Hughes were overjoyed, and quickly notified the outside agents to bring Mrs. Williams' cell phone in.
At this moment, the three felt extremely lucky in their hearts.
Fortunately, this kid has a pitifully low EQ. If he was a person with normal EQ, he wouldn't be so easy to deceive.
Coincidentally, at this moment, Ike also despised them in his heart.
My future goal is to be the greatest super scientist in human history. What is a super scientist? Obviously IQ must be super high.
If a person not only has a super high IQ, but also has a high EQ, what is it called? That's heterogeneous!
When dealing with a different kind, people will not like him, but fear him! When all mankind is afraid of a man, what awaits him?
Only destruction!
I don't have any protective ability yet, it's better to be a prodigy with "weaknesses" everywhere than to be a perfect person.
Little life is the most important thing!
Low emotional intelligence is a weakness, and so is Alice!
...
Moments later, the phone came over.
Under the nervous attention of everyone, Ike took the phone, connected to the network, and sent instructions...
The screen of the mobile phone began to change pictures continuously, and the speed was as fast as the limit. The three of Hughes felt dazzled.
Nima, what stuff, we can't understand!
At this time, the US Department of Network Supervision.
The network engineers who remotely installed the backdoor for this mobile phone also exclaimed in unison:
"Too fast to track!"
"No trace was found, he erased all traces!"
As the command was sent, Ike immediately summoned the ball of light in the form of a soul.
"Clos, the operation is over!"
Yin Luo, the sea of Ike's soul, the bright ball of light instantly burst into light.
Accompanied by its blooming, a mysterious voice suddenly sounded on the high-dimensional plane of the Earth's time and space:
"The dimension reduction strike is over, hide the particle beam!"
At this moment, the US-Canada border.
The watermelon on the TV disappeared, the watermelon on the computer disappeared, the watermelon on the traffic screen disappeared...
All the watermelons have turned into extremely fine particles.
The endless collection of particles continues, and after a millionth of a millisecond, all the particles return together to form a particle beam.
The particle beam traveled at the speed of light, and finally, the beam of particles was shot into the computer group of a Canadian Internet company.
It will remain hidden here until a new order is issued again.
...
Watermelon stop crying! The watermelon is gone!
The media of various countries who have been following this incident immediately issued news reports. The governments of all countries breathed a sigh of relief, but the people of all countries were still terrified and expressed their inner thoughts online one after another.
American Netizen: God, it's terrible. This is the scariest cartoon I've ever seen, and it's called—Little Watermelon Finds Her Sister!
French netizen: Jesus Christ, that terrible cry is still ringing in my ears, what should I do? what to do?
Chinese netizen: Damn, if you beat me to death, I won’t buy watermelon anymore. I was afraid of going to bed at night, a watermelon suddenly rolled into my dream, and then cried while rolling: woo woo woo woo woo woo... It's so cold down there, come and stay with me!
Different from these imaginative netizens, the governments of various countries called the White House again, hoping that the Obama administration can properly handle this matter and prevent the "watermelon rolling" incident from happening again.
Among them, Prime Minister Cameron was the most active. In just one hour, he made three consecutive phone calls. On the phone, Prime Minister Cameron repeated the words "proper" and "perfect" 17 times.
Obama has a big head again.
proper? How to do it properly? Don't you just dislike us eating alone in the United States, and want to borrow "Sister Alice" to get a share?
The technology embodied in the "rolling watermelon" incident made you jealous again?
Sorry, the little guy is from ours!
If you have the ability, your country will produce a genius prodigy yourself!
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