Witness this drama of men and women pulling.

How can Zou Jin not know, this is the traditional folk craft of Maglijian, package snatching competition!

In Meilijian, known as the beacon of mankind, the express delivery industry is not as formal as his hometown Donghuang, and many couriers leave the express at your doorstep.

That’s why.

Packages that are not collected in time often attract some guys who like to pick up bargains, and these courier thieves are often referred to as porch pirates.

In all forms of crime …

Choose to be a porch pirate…

It can be said that it is easy and comfortable, after all, as long as you move small hands, you can easily get a quick money.

And!

There is no need to risk burglary and being used as a legitimate target by the owner to practice marksmanship, which is simply lying down to make money for some idle groups.

Zou Jin also knows.

In the future, this batch of porch islands will even gradually develop into train robbers…

Maybe there are such signs now, but our own national conditions are so, everyone who understands it!

The black youth in front of him was obviously a porch pirate.

However, his luck did not seem to be very good, and he was bumped into by the owner when he stole the courier.

And the black youth is obviously a legal illiterate, or he is a stunned young man who has just debuted, and if you are discovered, forget it! This goods is actually not dead, I have to snatch the express, I am stunned to make theft into robbery, this IQ! It’s hard to put it into words.

The woman fell to the ground, rubbing her old waist in pain.

The black youth grabbed the express box and was about to run, but found that Zou Jin had blocked the front, immediately took out a folding knife, waved it wildly, and shouted viciously in his mouth:

“Get out of my way, Asian!”

Good guy, just upgrade to a knife-wielding robbery, right…

Is it rushing back to prison to pick up soap!?

Of course.

What Zou Jin cares more about is the scornful name of the Asian.

Bang!

Face such black mobs whose newbie village map refreshes randomly.

Zou Jin’s way of coping has always been simple and rude, and a slap on the family planning foot made Xiao Hei kneel to the ground with a pinned figure eight step in pain.

One grabbed the back collar of the black youth.

Like dragging a dead dog, he threw the goods to the side of the road to lie on the corpse, and took the time to look at the life in the little black pupils.

Zou Jin himself also felt deeply guilty.

It seems that unintentionally, he has embarked on the road of Thanos!

The other side.

The beautiful young woman had already stood up, pulled the trembling little boy over, and thanked her again and again:

“Thank you so much for stopping this bastard and not letting him hurt the child’.”

“It’s okay, it’s just a small favor.”

Seeing Zou Jin’s young appearance.

Coupled with the fact that the other party had just helped herself a lot, the beautiful young woman’s impression of Zou Jin was very good, and she said with a smile:

“You are the new neighbor in the past two days, I am the owner of this house, Mepak, I didn’t expect that I would have a day as a neighbor with the Donghuang people, which feels really good.”

Said.

She pushed the little curly little Shota to the front.

“My nephew, Peter Parker.”

Little Peter sniffed his nose and politely thanked Zou Jin in a low voice:

“I, my name is Peter, thank you for saving Aunt May.”

Peter Parker!?

Zou Jin raised his eyebrows, little worm!?

Looking at this woman named Mei again, Zou Jin instantly realized that this little ghost with a nose bubble really is the future bug Parker.

Poor people rely on mutated representative figures!

But.

Little Peter now looks only seven or eight years old.

There is still a big difference with the little spider with the clear eyes of high school students in Zou Jin’s memory, at least, if you want to intervene in Spider-Man’s plot line, it must not be so simple and rude.

Then again, it seems that the little bug seems to be a student bully.

With the IQ of the little worm, even the entire Marvel Universe can be regarded as a top-ranked existence!

There are such good seedlings, but magnesium Lijian has cultivated him into the bitter Spider-Man of the future, I have to say, that is a failure of education!

We must reflect…

Never mind……

Let’s just point out…

Zou Jin really wanted to try to see if he could turn little Peter back to Donghuang.

Such a good seedling, dressed up as a tights pervert all day to fight crime, that is a crime against the entire civilization of the earth!

Really do that… How much Avalanche Energy can you absorb!?

Come to think of it.

Zou Jin narrowed his eyes slightly, and said happily:

“Little Peter, I think you have superhero potential, you have to come on, your aunt will need your protection in the future.”

Zhengtai Peter, who is in the fantasy period of middle two, where can he withstand this.

Immediately sucked in a sharp snort, and his little face flushed with excitement:

“Big brother, do you say I can really be a superhero? Like Captain Magnesium Country! ”

The corners of the eyes twitched slightly.

The reason is that little Peter is beeping, and he has not forgotten the gesture of dancing while dancing, and the void imagines that he also has a star-striped banner shield in his hand…

Arithmetic.

In order to collapse energy, no matter how TM disgusting, let’s also admit it!

“Of course, just read more.”

“More, read more?”

“Yes, reading can accumulate knowledge, and knowledge is power!”

Zou Jin is like a demagogic demon, teaching little Peter:

“Knowledge enriches people’s minds, makes people smarter, and after we gain knowledge, we only need to think to solve many problems that we didn’t know and couldn’t solve before, but more importantly, we can use knowledge and turn it into real skills.”

Little Peter listened confused.

Tilting his head, he asked suspiciously:

“What is the application of knowledge… Become a real skill? (Read violent novels, go on Feilu Fiction Network!) )

Aunt Mei watched from the sidelines, showing a smile from Xing’s aunt Fu, without interrupting their conversation.

In her opinion.

Zou Jin’s words are just under the guise of a superhero, and he wants to use this to motivate little Peter to learn the means of rising every day!

It is worthy of being Donghuang, and it is worthy of being the Donghuang people who have been educated by 5,000 years of civilization.

In front of me, a parent, he actually showed up to teach me how to properly educate a child!

He’s so kind… I cried to death!

“For example, use what you’ve learned to build a super mech, and then put lightsabers, laser guns and everything in it! In this way, you have the capital to become a superhero, where can a stupid donkey like him dare to bully you Aunt May like this. ”

Zou Jin is very knowledgeable.

It is even supported by actual examples.

Black youth: “…”

Is it necessary to use a lightsaber against me?

Also, say we’re stupid donkeys, you’re racist! .

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