Super Naruto System’s Rapid Upgrading
Chapter 398 Horror Anime
"Mom, you're back!"
Xiaoxin dragged the pig into the house, shouting honorifics that others could not understand. Opening the dilapidated wooden door, Li Jiexuan followed into the small thatched cottage with a puzzled look on his face:
The situation seems to be more difficult to grasp. Although Crayon Shin-chan's house still has 32 years of unpaid loans, it was even bombed once.
But definitely not this thatched cottage...
Coupled with that familiar pig, things got even worse. It seems that this is not just as simple as the world of Crayon Shin-chan.
This is the Crayon Shin-chan Special!
"Gudong."
Li Jiexuan swallowed, and walked into the thatched cottage cautiously. It was found that Mei Ya and Xiao Xin were studying the comatose pig.
"Look, this is the dish for dinner!"
Xiaoxin dragged the pig to Meiya, who was surprised: "Where did this pig come from?"
"I picked it up on the road."
At this moment, the pig seemed to be about to wake up and struggled to move.
"He's still alive, kill him quickly, let's fry pork chops!" Meiya sharpened a two-foot-long sharp knife from the kitchen, with a bloody smile on her face.
"Gudong..."
Li Jiexuan was completely stunned: the plot that looks interesting in the animation is not only not interesting at all in reality, but also terrifying.
What's even more frightening is that Li Jiexuan sensed the danger the moment Meiya took out the knife: no matter how high the force value is, it really doesn't make any sense in funny anime.
If you don't believe this, you can find out how many powerful villains Xiaoxin's family has defeated and how many times the earth has been saved...
However, after all, the pig is also a side character in Crayon Shin-chan that has the same status as Dynamic Superman. A fictitious character created by Xiaoxin - Bulibulizaemon!
"What are you talking about?" Hiroshi Nohara looked puzzled: "Don't forget my pork soup and braised pork!"
"..."
Zaemon couldn't bear it anymore, jumped up and shouted, "Why didn't any of you try to save me?"
The plot is progressing in an orderly manner, Li Jiexuan has been watching coldly: If possible, he really does not want to participate in the plot, it is best to find a chance to leave.
However, the most notable feature of funny animation is that every character must provide a laugh point, it is absolutely impossible for Li Jiexuan to stay out of it!
"I haven't eaten since morning!" Zaemon leaned on the sofa and waved his hands domineeringly: "You guys, get me something to eat!"
"I really don't have any self-consciousness about being food!" Mei Ya grinned grinningly and set up the frying pan: "Our family hasn't eaten since last night!"
"..."
Zaemon shrank his neck and looked around, suddenly he saw Li Jiexuan, rushed over, grabbed Li Jiexuan's hand and licked it desperately.
"Chocolate biscuits!" Xiaoxin was not to be outdone, and immediately grabbed Li Jiexuan's other hand: "I won't admit defeat either..."
It wasn't until they licked up all the chocolate that one person and one pig put down their tongues contentedly: "It really tastes like chocolate biscuits."
But……
"When you're full, just turn into tonkatsu!" Miya and Hiroshi tied up Zaemon and hung it on the frying pan.
"Gudong..."
Sure enough, once this kind of thing is seen in reality, it will become very scary. A whole live pig is deep-fried, and this pig can speak human language and walk like a human.
It's not funny at all, it's scary...
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