Super Naruto System’s Rapid Upgrading
Chapter 399 Tang Sanzang’s Meat
"Bone Lulu..."
Zaemon struggled, and a smooth jade fell from his body. Until then, Li Jiexuan finally remembered this story.
If he remembers correctly, here is a special episode of Crayon Shin-chan called Shin-chan is the Monkey King, and what follows is just like the development of the plot.
Xiaoxin picked up the jade, and Zaemon fell into the hot oil pan with howls...
There was a "bang".
Yushi releases a lot of smoke, turning Xiaoxin's family into characters from Journey to the West. Beautiful child - Tang Sanzang. Guangzhi - Monk Sha. Xiaoxin-Wukong.
Immediately after, Yushi projected a monk who was dressed like Mei Ya. Meiya is a spell change, but he is the real Tang Sanzang.
"We were captured by monsters, only Bajie escaped." Speaking of this, Tang Sanzang showed a puzzled expression on his face: "Huh? Where did Bajie go?"
Li Jiexuan stood quietly on the side, thinking to himself: According to the plot, Bajie played by Zaemon will soon crawl out of the frying pan intact.
Don't think about logic or anything, this is a nonsensical and funny anime after all...
However, a crowd of people waited and waited, but Zaemon couldn't get out of the frying pan. As time went by, there was even a strong smell of meat in the air...
Xiaoxin's family ignored the projector, smiled and fished out the deep-fried Zaemon from the pot, and began to cook...
"no problem, no problem!"
Even after seeing this, Tang Sanzang in the projection waved his hands with a smile and said: "This guy Bajie has the most meat, eat it to your heart's content!"
"You are a good person!"
Taking advantage of cooking time, Xiaoxin's family also made an agreement with Tang Sanzang to go to the Demon King City to rescue him, and he would change them back to their original state and give them treasures as a thank you gift.
…………
"A bridge with many sacks!"
Li Jiexuan was completely Spartan, waving his hands and roaring: Why? He obviously didn't do anything, why did the plot change so much?
Zaemon is really dead!
And it was made into pork chops by Xiaoxin's family and eaten in the stomach...
Is this really a funny anime directed by Zigong? Are you sure it's not a children's cult? More importantly, why did the plot change when he didn't do anything?
"Ding, one of the most important characteristics of funny animation is the nonsensical randomness. Even if you do nothing, as long as you appear, you may bring huge changes to the world!"
"Gudong..."
Li Jiexuan swallowed hard: Is this the scary part of funny animation? The lack of strict logic means that any development of the story is reasonable.
The slightest change can change the author's way of thinking, thus creating another completely different story...
"Ding, trigger the experience mission: rescue Tang Sanzang."
Rescue Tang Sanzang: Because of the death of Zaemon, the position of Bajie in Journey to the West is vacant. Make up for the vacancy and rescue Tang Sanzang.
Mission reward: A bite of Tang Sanzang's meat.
"..."
Li Jiexuan has nothing to say: since whether he participates in the plot or not, the plot will change. Then let this change come more violently.
However, this reward really made Li Jiexuan a little confused...
Tang Sanzang's meat?
Can you really live forever if you eat it? But even in the real Journey to the West story, this is just a deception deliberately released by the Buddha.
When Li Jiexuan was wondering...
"Come on, eat some tonkatsu!"
Xiaoxin's family smiled and waved at Li Jiexuan: "If you don't eat it quickly, it will become unpalatable!"
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