Supernatural: A poor monk becomes stronger after crossing ghosts

In a valley thirty kilometers away from Yin Village.

"Hurry up, come to support!First second fox!" "

Will you play? What about your big one?" Put it in reverse? Lao Tzu saw the descendant shoot a bird in the opposite direction for the first time, what do you think about on the earth

? "Isn't it possible for me to go around in a circle?" "Aren't I nervous? Didn't you see that Cai Wenji has been beating me?"

"Fucking Lao Tzu is better than you

with his feet!" "You are good at hitting with your feet!".

Inside the cave, two weasels lay on a broken couch, holding each other's mobile phones, and kept paddling around with their paws.

"Don't play! I won't take you to score again, it's too vegetable, I was going to go to brass, you see if you lose, I have to fight for a few more days..."

"Oops... What's this, victory or defeat is a common thing in soldiers, you see that I am not angry, although I play 10 and lose 10! But I have a good mentality..."Another yellow-haired weasel stuffed his mobile phone into his mouth, crunched and bit it off, and said viciously while chewing in his mouth:

"Damn, how difficult is this game! I have been in black iron for three years, which obviously does not match Lao Tzu's temperament, and Lao Tzu also wants to be the king and bring his sister!"

Play a descendant, Nima sticks to the face, and you can shoot back.

Play Guan Yu, just buy six pairs of shoes, what the hell is running and hitting the wall the whole time? What's the matter, the wall is broken, there is a shortcut for you to copy?

Thinking about the red-haired weasel's spray hole, it spews out two hot gases, which are angry.

No wonder people keep saying, you never know what your teammates are?

No!

It jumped off the couch, expertly opened a refrigerator with no lid next to it, and took out a can of fat house water.

Well, it's not much ice,

but it still can't stop the happiness of the fat house.

"Tianshao, when did you say when the wolf would come back, if you want me to say that it is redundant to help the black zombie king, fight the king at home, and eat chicken, isn't it fragrant?" The yellow-haired weasel was in a slightly better mood, and turned his head to the red-haired Tianshao and said.

"I also think..."The weasel named Tianshao nodded approvingly and said

, "It's not that there is no way, the Yin Ghost Snake is about to open, and we will have to rely on the help of the Black Zombie King at that time." "

Ahh Thinking that my Long Shao crisscrossed the entire Qinghe Valley, stealing countless chickens, and the wolf Shao went to the city without me, and without me, a master, to let him plunder the formation, can he do that monk?" The yellow-haired weasel said with a worried face:

"Why don't we go to the city to find him!

Two weasels hit it off at random.

Follow the smell to the city.

......

Inside the Xinhe family hospital.

At this time, the atmosphere in the living room is very solemn.

Han Xiaomei's hands behind her back tightly pinched the ring ruler and kept pacing in front of the coffee table.

"It's time soon, the paper is not finished, don't blame the teacher for being ruthless!" she said with a stern expression squinting her eyes.

And there are three ghosts kneeling on the coffee table, each holding a pen in their hands, spreading out a test paper in front of them, and they are burying their heads in writing.

Wang Ying held the pen in one hand and dragged a disposable cup under her chin in the other, and lowered her head from time to time to see if there were any blood stains dripping on the test paper.

Seeing that the black blood was left in the disposable cup along the corners of his mouth, he started to answer the question with confidence.

This monk forced the two of them to do the test paper together.

It is also beautifully said: a family should be neat and tidy.

The mouth was stirred by the ring ruler, and the blood kept dripping, and it couldn't drip on the test paper.

Damn the black zombie king, the old lady will never meddle in the future.

"Ahem, boy, how do you answer this question?" At this time, the student ghost kneeling in the middle of the coffee table was trying to calculate the problem, and suddenly felt that someone touched his arm, only to realize that it was the middle-aged male ghost next to him.

is pointing to a question, and keeps throwing flattering eyes at himself.

Student ghost: "

Uncle, this is a third-grade paper."

And your right eyeball is gone, and you wink at me.

I was going to ignore him.

Unexpectedly, just a few seconds later, I felt a strange feeling on my legs, and when I looked down, the uncle kept rubbing myself with my calves.

I really can't help it.

The student quietly turned his head and glanced at the question quickly.

"Two yellow orioles singing green willows, please write the next sentence of this poem. The

student ghost looked up and glanced at Hongyi quietly.

I saw that he was closing his eyes and recuperating.

But he didn't dare to make a sound, so he could only use his mouth to say the answer to the middle-aged male ghost.

After the middle-aged male ghost received it, he smiled.

Lao Tzu's set of papers is finally finished.

"God... Divine Monk... I'm done. The middle-aged male ghost raised his hand weakly and said.

Han Xiaomei was about to check the test paper, but Hongyi took her down with one hand: "Come on, this poor monk, you will rest..."

What catches your eye is a shocking, weeping ghost and god font.

Hongyi watched it for a long time and couldn't help laughing.

"The poor monk asked you, the two yellow orioles are singing green willows, are you serious in the next sentence?"

The middle-aged male ghost was stunned for a moment, quietly glanced at the student ghost, and saw that he gave himself a reassuring look.

He breathed a long sigh of relief.

"Well, I remember it well," he replied proudly.

"Well, then the poor monk can rest assured!" Hongyi stretched out his hand, and a faint spiritual power began to exchange rates.

The middle-aged male ghost saw that this

was to destroy me? I answered correctly, and he actually killed me? Are you still unreasonable

? I couldn't help but stiffen my neck and said loudly: "How can you do this, I obviously wrote it correctly!"

"Two yellow orioles are singing green willows, and a line of white deer is going to the western sky! How? Isn't it right?"

After finishing speaking, he was beaming with pride.

Then he turned his head and saw that his wife and the student ghost were looking at him with a shocked face.

it!

Is it wrong?

As soon as the wrong thought flashed in my mind, I saw a flash of golden light.

Hongyi clapped his hands, and said to the water friends in the live broadcast room with a calm face: "Amitabha, this ghost benefactor, the determination to listen to my Buddhist teachings is really a model for my generation.

The mood is so eager, competing to express his heart with poetry, and the poor monk, as a tourist guide to the West Heaven, is also moved by such determination... Donor, it's easy to go all the way to the west!" The

sailors were stunned by Hongyi's sudden speech.

[The old man has been in the live broadcast industry for decades, and he has never seen such a brazen person

!] [Ahahahaha, Lao Tzu believes in your ghost...] [Male ghost: I did something wrong, you killed me? [

Two yellow orioles singing green willows, a line of white deer to the west sky, hahahaha, this ghost is really a talent!]

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The night is thick, I suddenly became poetic, in the middle of the night, the ghost knocked on the door, and the pedestrians on the road wanted to break their souls. [

The hero's sword is not old, and the charm of the old lady still exists.

[There are 3,000 beauties in the harem, and the iron rod will also be sharpened into a needle.

The younger brother also came to a lewd poem:

Ten years of life and death, Pleasant Goat, Big Big Wolf. Shuk Beta, the blue cat talks bleakly. Even if you don't know each other, Saint Seiya, Monkey King. The old man talked about juvenile madness, cured kidney deficiency, and did not contain sugar. Brocade hat mink fur, laundry with a strong force. In order to repay the city with Taishou, three hundred years, Jiuzhitang. 】