"Sailors, if anyone encounters a supernatural event, they can still contact us!
Or the VX below!" Han
Xiaomei and Hongyi stood downstairs and walked side by side towards the outside of the community.
After a 3-hour live broadcast, several ghosts finally couldn't stand the torture of the test papers, and they all needed to go to the west to calm down.
So Hongyi sold a wave of packages to the two.
Watching the two ghosts happily hit the road, Hongyi felt very comforted.
Look.
I have a lot of cards in the Western Heaven Elysium.
"Amitabha, water friends, let's see you in the next live broadcast..."Hongyi waved his hand at the live broadcast room, and closed the live broadcast in a reluctant wail.
"Hongyi, do you want to go for a supper?" I'm a little hungry..."Han Xiaomei said a little unenergetically. I was a little tired from reading the exam papers all night.
Hongyi nodded: "Then let's barbecue nearby! It just so happens that the poor monk hasn't eaten crayfish for a long time..."
I've been used to it for a long time.
When I asked him what he wanted to eat meat, the answer had not changed since he was a child, because it was delicious!
After the two turned around a building, Hongyi felt that something was not right, there was not such a long distance when he came, he looked up in front of him, well, there was a sign for infertility treatment upstairs.
After walking for a few more minutes, I walked back under the infertility sign.
Is this a ghost hitting the wall?
He couldn't help but be vigilant in his heart.
"Ah..."
Suddenly, at this time, Han Xiaomei exclaimed, hugged Hongyi tightly with both hands, and said tremblingly: "Yes... Someone pulled me and I kicked me.
As he spoke, a voice came from the green belt beside the road in the community.
"Little girl, little girl, do you think I look like a human? or like a fairy?"
"Uh, I didn't see it clearly just now, I'll take a look when you come out?" Han Xiaomei lay on Hongyi's shoulder, and the ghost sent a god to say this.
I saw the trees in the green belt tremble, and a person arched out.
"Phew... Fuck, what a fool defecated in the green belt and smoked to death. "
Hey, hey... Little girl, take a closer look, what am I like?" the man in front of him straightened up.
I saw that this person was wearing a yellow robe, with two strands of yellow beard, and strangely, he had short green hair on his head, rising to the sky, and three golden earrings hanging from his ears.
This hairstyle is chic!
"Master, I... Which barbershop are you?" Han Xiaomei said stunned.
In the middle of the night, the barber shop came out to pull customers?
"I..." The green-haired man lowered his head, his face a little unsightly.
Who the is from the barbershop!
Which barber shop can get this hairstyle?
Try to calm down.
In a blink of an eye, he raised his head again, grinned, and leaked out two rabbit teeth: "No, little girl, take a closer look, take a closer look, am I like a human or like an immortal?"
Han Xiaomei looked around him for a long time, then turned around and returned to Hongyi.
"I see!" she suddenly shouted, turned to the green-haired man and said, "You COS Roronoa Zoro is right, right?"
Little girl, what are you talking about
? Ben Daxian doesn't understand
! Could it be that Ben Xian has not been out for too long, and the times are developing so fast?
No, Ben Xian came out to steal a chicken last month!
"Amitabha, the donor is here late at night, but is it because of Lao Wang?" Hongyi stepped forward and said with some sympathy.
What
the hell is this?
The green-haired man was a little crazy. Can these two people speak according to their lines? Damn, how did this stupid author write, I really want to give you one backhand!
"Isn't it because your wife and the old man next door... So you only came out in the middle of the night? The poor monk advised you to go back, as the saying goes, a husband and wife have a hundred days, if you want to live, don't you have to have a little green on your head?" Hongyi said seriously.
"Poof..."The
green-haired man was about to throw up.
"It's
impossible for my wife to have an affair with the king next door!" The green-haired man said firmly: "Because Lao Tzu doesn't have a wife at all!"
Why does Lao Tzu feel so sad...
"Ahh Stop talking nonsense, Lao Tzu is here to take your souls!" Suddenly, the green-haired man roared.
The whole person began to change.
A
burst of smoke shrouded him, and when the smoke cleared, Hongyi looked at him with some surprise.
It's....
I saw that the green-haired man in front of me instantly turned into a green-haired weasel, his small eyes glowing with green light, and he was grinning with bared teeth at this time.
"Let Ben Daxian eat you!" A strange voice made him open his bloody mouth, and his fangs instantly lengthened.
"Amitabha! The poor monk didn't expect that the supernatural will be revived and the animals will become sperm!" At this time, Hongyi pulled Han Xiaomei behind him and looked at the weasel with some interest.
I saw that he posed very humanely.
When I was preparing to export.
"Wolves!" shouted from the nearby wall.
Two more young men came over.
Walk up to the green-haired weasel.
The two of them didn't say a word, and a puff of smoke rose.
At this time, there were three uncolored weasels standing in front of Hongyi.
Cyan, red, yellow.
Each one posed in a peculiar shape, staring at Hongyi with grinned teeth.
"Hey, hey... Monk, it's no wonder that you provoked someone you shouldn't have provoked..."The red hair glared at the little eyes and said sinisterly.
"Oh?" Hongyi had a faint guess in his heart, "You were also fooled by the Black Zombie King?"
As soon as these words came out, the three weasels looked at each other!
", "That's it, the poor monk will break a vow today, presumably you will go to the west to clean up for my Buddha or something, and you can also listen to the Buddha's teachings." Hongyi's whole body of spiritual power rushed out.
The whole person exuded a strong golden light, and from a distance, Hongyi, with his hands folded, seemed to be a god and a Buddha.
"Amitabha, you have a good journey!".
The spiritual power of the fingertips scorching into the scorching sun gathered, slowly forming a golden light ball on the fingertips, which was a manifestation of the extreme compression of energy.
"Wait..."
Suddenly, the three weasels in front of him said in unison.
Followed by.
"Plop... Thump...... Plop!"
three crisp voices rang out on the concrete floor.
Three weasels knelt on the ground.
"I'm going to kill the wolf in the city!I'm begging the master to spare my life!" "I'm going to be in the city Zhao Ritian's service!
I'm begging the master to spare my life!" "I'm going to be in the city of Hangcheng Long Aoyang, I'm begging the master to spare my life!"
As if the
lines had been discussed, the three weasels spoke in unison, begging for mercy neatly.
Hongyi: "..."
It's not a loss, it's washing, cutting and blowing, look at the name."
"Poof..."
Behind her, Han Xiaomei couldn't help laughing, what kind of fairy goblins are these.
It's too spineless, isn't it?
The operation is as fierce as a tiger, and the score is 0-5.
Funny score out of bounds!
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