Tang's dining table
Chapter 480 Pregnant women are not to be offended
To be honest, whether it was Yun Chu, Di Renjie or Wen Wenwen, they all wanted to learn it. Unfortunately, their self-esteem did not allow them to do so, so they all shook their heads.
The bed issue itself is unfair to men. Women do not have long-term worries in this regard, so this matter completely becomes a man's problem.
Nature is very worried about the extinction of the population it created, so it deliberately gives a great reward in the process of reproduction - pleasure.
Yun Chu believed that without this sense of pleasure, human beings would have perished at the beginning of their birth. After all, in the long barbaric era, relatively thin women and children with no fighting ability were just as important to strong men. A huge burden.
It is because of this that Helan Minzhi's words are very provocative and tempting to men.
I have to admit that Helan Minzhi, who no longer pretends to be Erqianzi, is indeed a very handsome man. Coupled with the nobility he has cultivated over the years and his essentially evil temperament, he is indeed a very handsome man. A very talented young man from the Tang Dynasty.
"You weren't like this before." Yun Chu asked doubtfully.
Helan Minzhi smiled and said: "I have a friend who told me that a scholar must be ambitious. He also said that I have a long way to go and can't fool around anymore. Marquis Yun, my past nonsense has brought you a lot of trouble. Please forgive me."
Yun Chu said angrily: "It would have been great if you had turned into what you are now, but have you ruined your reputation?"
Helan Minzhi cupped his hands towards Yunchu feeling guilty and said: "Ashamed, ashamed."
Wen Wen said solemnly: "The ancients said that people should treat each other with admiration after three days of separation. It's not too late now."
Di Renjie also said: "It is true. Duke Zhou is in a high position. His Majesty and the Queen will surely see any slight changes. They will be entrusted with important tasks in the near future. A certain family is here to congratulate Duke Zhou for his bright future."
Saying these words in the past would only attract Helan Minzhi to scold him, but today Helan Minzhi seems to think that these are all good words, and he accepts Di Renjie's congratulations with a smile.
Just as the four people were chatting and laughing, the Tubo woman Dunzhu burst into Helan Minzhi's room.
Seeing that Yun Chu was there, Dunzhu's smile immediately dropped, and he pointed at Yun Chu and muttered a lot of Tibetan dialect to He Lan Minzhi.
Helan Minzhi actually responded to Dunzhu in Tubo dialect. Although his Tubo dialect was stumbling, Dunzhu clearly understood and no longer treated Yunchu harshly, like a docile little lamb. Lying in He Lan Minzhi's arms, he looked at Yun Chu and the others with boredom in their eyes.
Without He Lan Minzhi's explanation, Yun Chu and the others knew that Miss Dunzhu probably disliked them for harming other people's good deeds.
When he was about to leave, he heard He Lan Minzhi say to Yun Chu: "Marquis Yun, I want to decide on this woman, and I also want to decide on other things. If Marquis Yun is willing to help me, He Lan Minzhi will definitely repay her a hundred times in the future. .”
Yunchu looked at He Lanminzhi, whose ears were being licked by Miss Dunzhu, and said, "It's none of my business."
After saying that, Di Renjie and Wen Wen left the ward. As soon as the door closed, they heard girl Dunzhu's scream.
The three of them were not in the habit of listening to others' opinions. When they left the hospital, Di Renjie sighed and said, "This guy has gone crazy."
Yun Chu smiled and said, "Isn't he becoming more and more normal?"
Wen Wen gritted her teeth and said: "The most terrifying thing is that a madman suddenly turns into a normal person. Do we need to make a cut with this guy?"
Yun Chu shook his head and said: "We are just bystanders. The most we can do is adjust his direction when he goes off the road."
Di Renjie suddenly stopped, looked back at Yun Chu and Wen Wen, and said, "Why do I feel that you two are crazier than He Lan Minzhi? After all, he is just a lunatic, but you two are thinking about how to control him." madman."
She smiled softly and said, "Since you think so, you might as well stay awake. If we really go crazy, remember to pull us back."
"In that far away place, there was a good girl. People who walked past her tent turned around and looked at her with nostalgia.
Her pink face is like the red sun, and her beautiful eyes are like the bright moon at night.
I would like to be a little lamb and follow her, looking at those moving eyes and those beautiful gold-rimmed clothes every day.
I would give up everything and go herding sheep with her, and I would like her to hit me hard with a long leather whip...
I want her to hit me hard with a long leather whip..."
Yunchu suddenly sang a song with a simple melody, but very nice.
Neither Wen Wen nor Di Renjie had any doubts about Yun Chu's talent. Even this kind of ballad composed of country slang without any rhyme had a different kind of beauty than before.
This song is really nice, and the lyrics are actually beautiful. Except for the last two lines, which are similar to Yangguan Sandie and are unbearably repetitive, it is a good thing that Yuefu musicians dream of.
"Why do you want your lover to be whipped hard with a long whip? What's the point?"
After listening to the song, Wen Wenwen immediately asked.
At this time, a window in the Taiyuan Hospital suddenly opened, and Dunzhu's naked upper body suddenly appeared in the window, unabashedly showing off her beautiful body, and loudly chattering in Tibetan dialect to Yunchu.
Immediately, He Lan Minzhi, who was also shirtless, appeared at the window, laughed at Yun Chu and said, "The one who knows me is Yun Chu."
Immediately, the window was closed.
It took a long time for Wen Wen to come out of the shock. She looked at Yun Chu and said, "Are you singing praises for this pair of adulterers and adulterers?"
Yun Chu laughed and said: "This is the love of barbarians. We should use this song to spread the love story of He Lan Minzhi and Dunzhu into a legend."
After a long time, Di Renjie came back to his senses and said: "What I just said did not affect your mood at all. You are still thinking about how to continue your plan, right?"
Yun Chu smiled and said: "Every profession has its own ultimate pursuit. No matter what kind of path it is, reaching the extreme is a legend.
Otherwise, we would be sorry for our previous efforts, and also sorry for Helan Minzhi's persistent pursuit. "
Di Renjie sighed and said: "Now I realize that you are the craziest person in the world. In order to cover Chang'an with gold foil, you are really fearless."
Yun Chu nodded and said: "Someone said that if you are not crazy, you will not survive. My goal is too big. If I don't even have such a little bit of crazy energy, how can I talk about success?"
Gentle said: "I still want to change the last line of this song, long to small, heavy to light. Otherwise, if this song is spread outside, others will find it very strange."
Yun Chu waved his hand and said, "It's up to you."
"After all, I have also made changes. Is it possible to put my name on it?"
"No problem, as long as you like it, there's no problem in telling others that you wrote it."
Under Di Renjie's disdainful gaze, Wen Wen, who had been struggling for a long time, finally shook his head and said: "After all, I'm not shameless enough.
I can't write such a vulgar and elegant piece of music, nor can I compose such a beautiful tune.
Wait for me, don't run so fast. "
In the midst of a hilarious argument, the three of them left the imperial city.
Just when Yun Chu and the others left the imperial city, the song that Yun Chu sang in the imperial city had already been sung to Wu Mei.
When the song just started, Wu Mei was still intoxicated. Although the words of this song were very straightforward, after being paired with the melody, it became beautiful and beautiful.
However, when she heard the part about Yangguan Santie, her expression immediately changed, and she angrily said to the female officer: "This two hundred and five is making fun of me."
The female officer, who was fascinated by the music, said in confusion: "This slave is stupid and didn't hear it."
Wu Mei said angrily: "He is making fun of my past horse training!"
The female officer quickly reviewed the lyrics in her mind, and soon discovered something inappropriate, so she gritted her teeth and said: "Long riding crop, heavy whipping, this is not appropriate, or should I order him to modify it?"
Wu Mei said angrily: "Revision, do you think this matter can be revealed so easily?"
The female official whispered: "Order Li Yifu to impeach him, then hand him over to Dali Temple for interrogation, and finally behead him and confiscate his home!"
Wu Mei looked at this personal servant who had been following her for many years and said, "It's not like that."
After saying this, he slapped the female official on the head and said, "Have you also learned how to plead for others in front of me?"
The female officer chuckled and said: "Yunchu is one of the very few people that the queen can take a liking to. It would be too unfair to be imprisoned because of a few insignificant words in a song.
Also, even if the Queen wants to get rid of Yunchu, she can't get past His Majesty's level, so why would the Queen bother to go against His Majesty? "
Wu Mei sighed and said: "How come I have this damn body again? Could it be that I can only stay in this harem and continue to have children for the rest of my life?"
The female officer carefully stroked Wu Mei's belly and said, "This is the queen's blessing, your majesty's blessing, and even more so the Tang Dynasty's blessing."
Wu Mei said softly: "After giving birth to a child, two years are gone. Life only lasts for a few decades, so how many two years can be wasted."
That's all, that's all, send someone to tell Yun Chu that two hundred and five, if you don't want to go against me, you can change his hateful lyrics to me. If you can't satisfy me, I will label his eldest son as your consort now. !
To match the two bastards born to Concubine Xiao Shu. "
Hearing this, the female official couldn't help but shuddered as she thought about the two princesses whose lives were worse than those of palace maids. She quickly said: "He will definitely change."
After a woman is pregnant, it is difficult to control her temper. Yu Xiurong is like this now. She retched twice while eating breakfast this morning, and immediately put on the carriage to visit the old god at Prince Ji's Mansion.
As a result, the old god felt his pulse and found out his happy pulse.
When I got home, I didn't like anything I saw. As a result, Naha and her three little ones ran away along the wall, not daring to approach Yu Xiurong at all.
After Yu Xiurong woke up from the happy long exam, he said to Zicuckoo who was guarding him: "Go and invite Mrs. Wen, Mrs. Di, and Lady Gongsun. We will prepare a banquet at home."
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