Tang's dining table

As long as she is pregnant, Yu Xiurong will wear a very old-fashioned light cyan forehead wipe. Last time, she got a pair of children because of wearing this forehead wipe. This time, she is ready to reproduce her past glory. .

It's a pity that the child is so young that even Sun Shenxian can't tell whether it is one or two.

Touching her flat belly, Yu Xiurong pushed her chest up again, and said to the frightened Naha with a smile: "Come here, you kid is running crazy again, your hair is messed up.

After tidying up the four children sitting side by side on the edge of the bed like fairy children and fairies, Yu Xiurong clapped her hands with satisfaction and signaled that the four of them could go play in the yard. In this way, Mrs. Gentle, Mrs. Di Renji, who had just entered the door, In addition, when Gongsun and the others entered the door, they could see the four golden children.

And she just happened to come out and say a few words of modesty after these people praised the child, and then just rightly said that she was pregnant again, so that she could attract another wave of admiration.

Although this kind of thing sounds boring and childish, in the circle of ladies, this is a big deal.

It is really important for a big family that a housewife can give birth to children. If a housewife can give birth to seven or eight legitimate sons and daughters in one breath, even the male master of the house will not dare to do anything to her.

Even if a concubine comes into the house, she will definitely be afraid of making any mistakes.

Once the children and grandchildren begin to flourish, such a housewife will definitely be the backbone of family unity.

If this housewife lives longer, she will undoubtedly be the most blessed woman in the world.

Thinking of this, Yu Xiurong touched his flat belly again, wishing that it would bulge up immediately, so that he would have more prestige.

Hearing Gongsun's loud voice rang out in the yard, Yu Xiurong straightened her bun and came out with a smile on her face...

At this moment, Yun Chu was serving the most inconspicuous female officer next to Wu Mei in the kitchen of the large dining hall, and he was very respectful.

Others may think that the maids around Wu Mei are the people the Queen values ​​most, but Yun Chu knew through Li Hong that only this female official named Chun was the person Wu Mei trusted the most.

Because, only this Aunt Chun is qualified to cover Wu Mei when she is sleeping, and only she is qualified to comb Wu Mei's hair, and even lie on the same bed with Wu Mei when the emperor is away.

Aunt Chun is not good-looking at all. Although she is called Aunt, she is only twenty-one or twelve years old. She is tall, strong and has thick hands and feet, much like a rough maid.

Wu Mei did not have a maid before she entered the palace. After entering the palace in the eleventh year of Zhenguan, she was assigned this spring maid from the Clothing Bureau.

From then on, Chun Maid never left her. Whether she was in Taizong's Palace of Talents, or went to Ganye Temple to become a monk, or whether she saw the light of day again, and finally ascended to the throne of the Queen, she was accompanied by this Chun Maid. She became the woman of Grandma Chun.

It makes no sense, but the biggest reason why Aunt Chun likes to come to Yunchu's house is that only in Yunchu can she have a hearty meal of meat and bring back a lot of delicious meat.

Ever since the master she served was moved away from Ganye Temple by the emperor, Grandma Chun had no interest in money.

In her opinion, instead of giving her a piece of gold, it is really better to give her a piece of delicious meat of the same weight and size.

Therefore, whenever Aunt Chun asked to find a secluded place to talk, Yun Chu would usually take her to the meat cooking area of ​​the canteen.

Meat is usually piled up here, but today, because the Chinese New Year is coming soon, when Grandma Chun saw hundreds of thousands of kilograms of commercially cooked meat piled up in the yard, she felt like she was seeing heaven.

She was originally a child from a poor family, and she couldn't enjoy the rich food at all. She only liked meat! No matter how good or expensive the soup is, it can't compare to solid pieces of meat.

Seeing Aunt Chun who was like a mouse in a rice barn, Yun Chu couldn't think of any desire to make friends with this Aunt Chun, really not at all.

Aunt Chun is a relatively stupid woman, but she is also a woman who knows that she is a stupid person.

Therefore, as long as she leaves Wu Mei's side, she will retell the people and things she met to Wu Mei word for word after returning.

Aunt Chun is relatively stupid, but no one dares to say that Wu Mei is a fool, so if you want to deceive Aunt Chun, you are deceiving Wu Mei.

Yun Chu didn't dare to take any risks when facing Wu Mei, a ghostly woman, so he could only follow her wishes and take her through the meat mountain of Jinchangfang.

"The Queen said that the last part of the song you sang in the Imperial City was making fun of her!"

Aunt Chun was holding a huge crispy pork knuckle in one hand and a five-pound fried fish in the other. She was talking while her eyes were fixed on the large chunks of beef in the basket.

"It's unfair. It's absolutely not the case. It was just a barbarian tune that was hummed casually on a whim. There was no intention to ridicule the Queen."

Such a stupid woman is one of the ten people with the highest status in the palace. In terms of rank, she is the holder of the highest rank among the fourth rank, eunuch, and palace maid.

"The queen graciously forgives you, but you have to remove the word that alludes to the queen in the last sentence.

Hurry up and change it now so that I can go back and report to the Queen. "

Of course Yun Chu knew something was wrong, so he quickly added the words Wen Wenwen had changed for him and sang it again.

Aunt Chun held back her saliva and stubbornly sang along with Yun Chu, then asked Yun Chu to turn around and talk to her behind her back.

In fact, after turning around, Yun Chu didn't say a word, and Aunt Chun didn't say a word either. Yun Chu only heard the sound of Aunt Chun devouring meat.

When Aunt Chun started to burp after eating, Yun Chu handed his wine bottle to Aunt Chun and told her that it contained sweet rice wine, which was just the right time to moisten her throat.

After another sound of drinking water, Yunchu heard the sound of biting pig's trotters. Jinchangfang's braised pig's trotters are famous throughout Chang'an. The most delicious part is the tendons inside the pig's trotters. The meat is rotten. The tendons are still a little chewy, and they taste crunchy and give you a sense of accomplishment.

Aunt Chun gnawed the tendons for a long time. Yun Chu estimated that she had eaten four more pig trotters, and the front hooves were the most delicious.

Aunt Chun is one of the most meat-eating people Yunchu has ever met, and she is also one of the best at eating meat. Just look at the bare bones under her feet that she has chewed to the point of leaving no trace of meat, and you will know that under the She is absolutely serious about eating meat.

"A few days ago, Jinchangfang purchased some donkeys and cooked them for meat. Unexpectedly, the donkey meat tasted particularly good after being cooked. I might as well give it a try and bring some back to the queen."

Yunchu actively suggested donkey meat to Grandma Chun, because this thing will be an important part of Jinchangfang's meat industry. It is easier to raise than cattle, and it can also be used as a working animal. It is a good meat. .

"Where?" Mother Chun asked after spitting out a piece of bone.

"Follow me!" Seeing that Aunt Chun had almost eaten, Yun Chu led her through the forest of meat mountains to another area filled with large bamboo baskets.

"They are all thin and not tasty!"

Yun Chu smiled and tore off half of the donkey ribs with his bare hands, gave half of it to Aunt Chun, and started gnawing wildly with the other half.

Eating meat alone is actually very boring, especially when there is too much meat to eat.

While Yun Chu was biting the donkey ribs, he took out a piece of garlic and handed it to Aunt Chun, saying: "One bite of meat and one bite of garlic, it's the most delicious thing in the world."

Aunt Chun disliked the strong taste of garlic, but when she saw that Yunchu threw a head of garlic into his mouth and then took a bite of donkey meat and chewed it, it was too tempting, so she tried throwing garlic cloves in her mouth before eating the meat.

Once I eat it, I can't stop eating it.

After half a fan of donkey meat was eaten, Yun Chu couldn't eat any more, and Aunt Chun was almost done with it, so the meat-eating convention came to an end.

Then, Yun Chu carried a big bamboo basket and followed Aunt Chun, constantly introducing the types of meat to Aunt Chun, and then picking up the meat for Aunt Chun.

After a while, the basket was filled, and Aunt Chun still looked at the mountain of meat in front of her with unfulfilled interest.

Yunchu said: "There are still bamboo baskets."

Aunt Chun said: "The queen never allows me to take more than one basket of things." After saying that, although she still lingered, she decisively left the meat cooking area of ​​the big kitchen.

Seeing Aunt Chun leave Jinchangfang in a carriage, Yun Chu breathed a sigh of relief. He had been with the stupid Aunt Chun just now, which made all his intelligence useless. It is the hard power of eating meat, which is more thrilling than confronting an old thief like Li Ji.

The main reason was that people like Aunt Chun were so worth buying. Yunchu had to restrain himself from having such thoughts along the way, which made him feel exhausted.

The reason for the strong restraint was because he had a vague feeling that this was probably a fucking trap, a trap from Wu Mei. Yun Chu even thought that all those who wanted to bribe Aunt Chun to do things for him would definitely die. awful.

When Aunt Chun, who smelled of meat and had a mouth full of garlic, returned to Wu Mei, Wu Mei was so retched by the smell of Aunt Chun that she motioned for her to stand outside the door, and then asked: "What are you doing?" Did I bring my words to Yunchu? Doesn’t he admit that he was hinting at me? "

Aunt Chun let out a long belch and said, "Yes, Yun Chu said that he had no intention of insinuating the queen, and even changed the last sentence on the spot.

It became "I hope she will take a thin leather whip and hit me lightly..."

Wu Mei nodded and said: "Not bad, from violence to flirting between lovers, it finally fits the whole song.

By the way, apart from these, what did he say to you? "

Aunt Chun said: "Yun Chu said that donkey meat is delicious, and it tastes better when eaten with garlic cloves, so she ate half a fan of donkey meat with my slave.

The slave also brought back a basket for the queen. "

Wu Mei said angrily: "I'll reward you with a basket of meat. Didn't Yun Chu say anything else?"

Aunt Chun shook her head and said, "No, just eat meat with me."

Wu Mei sighed and said: "There are more and more smart people in the world, and it is becoming harder and harder to deceive them."

See you tomorrow