Teacher Laoliu: I’ve Been Caught In The Rain, You Want To Hold An Umbrella?

There are very few people who come from school days who don’t like physical education classes.

Especially students who are in the first year of high school are particularly fond of physical education classes.

There are only two classes a week, which is the most anticipated thing except weekends and holidays.

therefore.

Under Jiang Feng's greeting, a class of students quickly went downstairs.

To be honest, Jiang Feng also found it troublesome to teach.

"Come some good-looking boys and follow me to get the equipment. The girls will gather over there first! They will jog around for a while and then start free activities!"

Swish swish swish~!

I heard Jiang Feng say "handsome boy".

A moment.

All the boys in the class rushed to follow Jiang Feng to the equipment room.

I am afraid that I will not be handsome if I fall behind.

After borrowing a few basketballs and badminton rackets from the equipment room.

It's just a boring part of running a lap.

Jiang Feng simply let them run away and sat down to rest under the shade of a tree in the distance.

It’s so tiring to take classes, wouldn’t it be nice to play with your phone for a while?

In no time.

The sports committee member greeted from a distance: "Teacher, we have finished the run!"

Jiang Feng shouted at him: "Dismissed, students can move freely!"

"Come on! Let the fight begin! See if I don't dunk on you!"

"Who are you looking down on! My brother is a Kobe Bryant! Do you think my brother will be afraid of you?"

"Tingting, come and play badminton!"

"Come on, come on!"

As soon as Jiang Feng finished speaking, the 48 people in the class immediately started having fun and minding their own business.

Jiang Feng didn't care about this.

Leaning under the shade of a tree, I watched the video that a man should watch with great interest.

Odeboola Banana, Knife Forging Competition, Mythbusters, Hydraulic Press Collection...

...

The viewers in the live broadcast room originally thought it would be a very exciting physical education class.

I look forward to Jiang Feng showing off his talents.

Unexpectedly, I saw the post-00s teacher lying down like this, lying under the shade of a tree and watching videos.

However, after seeing the video posted by Jiang Feng, everyone suddenly went numb.

The male compatriots in the live broadcast room even shouted that it is true!

[Fuck, it’s so real! This is what men love to see! As for the knife forging competition, I feel itchy if I don’t watch it for a day! 】

[It is still men who understand men best. Douyin Roast Chicken is just a temporary pleasure. If you really want to satisfy men’s curiosity, it must be such a heavyweight good thing! 】

[No, the voice is playing automatically in my mind: It is said...today...the answer will be revealed to everyone! 】

[As expected of a teacher born in the 2000s, his main focus is to be a fisherman and truthful! I deserve the salary I get from working, and the money I earn from fishing is what I earn! 】

[Stop, stop! Teacher Jiang, hurry up and open the video of catching the sea in front of you! I saw the cat's eye snail! ! ! 】

"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."

...

Jiang Feng was having a great time.

suddenly.

Jiang Feng was frightened by a reminder from the side.

"The principal is here to check!"

Swish.

Jiang Feng trembled and almost threw his phone away.

He glanced hastily around.

There is a Hammer Principal.

There were only three girls in the class who did not follow the large group to go out for free activities.

Instead, he came to Jiang Feng's side with a smile.

The one who spoke just now was one of the three of them.

"Okay, you all have started to fool the teacher!"

Jiang Feng reached out to hit them on the spot, preparing to scare them.

Unexpectedly, the three girls ran away laughing and didn't look scared at all.

One of them who was brave even sat down next to Jiang Feng: "Teacher Jiang, aren't you afraid of having your salary deducted for fishing secretly here?"

Jiang Feng was happy.

He defended himself: "What are you talking about? I am preparing lessons for my classmates in advance!"

Another girl: "Hey~ Teacher Jiang, we all saw it, you were watching the hydraulic press press another hydraulic press!"

"Yes, if you go here alone to watch videos and leave your classmates alone, they will be sad." The third girl added with a smile.

Jiang Feng:? ? ?

"Nonsense, you can't learn well at a young age! I'm trying to train your self-discipline. Self-discipline must start from scratch, and physical education class is no exception."

Jiang Feng said seriously.

As soon as these words came out, all three girls were stunned.

I really didn't expect Jiang Feng to be so sophistical.

After struggling for a while.

The first girl joked: "The school requires physical education teachers to supervise students throughout the class. Is this considered irresponsible?"

Jiang Feng sneered: "Okay, then I will perform my duties well. The three of you will run three laps on the playground and do 100 sit-ups when you come back! I will personally supervise you. How about it? Are you responsible enough?"

The three girls swung and turned pale with fright: "???"

The few people who originally planned to come over to tease Jiang Feng were all stunned now.

Not only did he fail to be teased, but he became the one being teased!

...

This scene was seen by the audience in the live broadcast room, and they burst out laughing.

【6! Teacher Jiang has a way of saying that fishing is so natural. This sophistry makes my scalp numb! 】

[I’m so happy. It suddenly reminds me of a book I read the day before yesterday about killing a female kid. Not to mention an eight-point resemblance, it’s at least a six-point resemblance! 】

【? ? ? You boy! Grass! No more talking, I will search something in the browser and I will come back. 】

【Father! To be honest, I have a friend who wants to know about it too! ! ! 】

【Fuck! What about super management? Come and get these bastards in! 】

【I am the superintendent! I advise you to stop meddling in other people’s business and wait until he finishes posting! ! ! 】

"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."

...

After the joke.

Several girls started asking all kinds of questions, like curious babies.

"Teacher Jiang, do you have a girlfriend? I have a sister who is about the same age as you. Do you want me to help you get her?"

"Teacher Jiang, can you tell us a story about your school days next time in class? I heard that the teacher in the next class teaches it for half the class."

"Teacher Jiang..."

Jiang Feng was quite numb.

Originally I just wanted to touch a fish comfortably.

Unexpectedly, these three girls kept asking all kinds of strange questions.

at this time.

A basketball suddenly rolled over from a distance.

It happened to stop in front of Jiang Feng.

He looked up.

Several boys on the court in the distance were greeting loudly.

"Teacher Jiang, pass the ball for us!"

"Thank you, Teacher Jiang!"

Somehow.

A boy suddenly shouted: "Teacher Jiang, come and fight together!"

In an instant, everyone else started to cheer.

Some girls even watched the excitement and shouted along without taking it too seriously.

"Teacher Jiang! Play ball! Teacher Jiang! Play ball!"

"Teacher Jiang, come quickly!"

"Come on, Lao Jiang, don't be shy!"

Jiang Feng smiled and refused: "No, the teacher is old and has poor health, so you can fight him!"

Isn't this obvious?

How can playing ball be as comfortable as sitting and fishing?

There's no comparison, okay.

Over there, the students' cheers became even louder.

All kinds of provocative methods are used.

"Come on, Teacher Jiang, don't worry, everyone won't dislike you!"

"Teacher Jiang, you are not weak at such a young age, are you?"

"If Teacher Jiang can beat me, I will double my Chinese homework today!"

Jiang Feng was indifferent, smiled and said nothing.

The next second.

Ma Xiaohao shouted in the crowd: "Teacher Jiang plays basketball like Cai Xukun!"

Jiang Feng: "??????"

Just play basketball, why are you suddenly insulting people!

Jiang Feng immediately stood up from the shade angrily: "Which little bastard? See if I don't dunk you to death today!"