Teacher Laoliu: I’ve Been Caught In The Rain, You Want To Hold An Umbrella?

And in the live broadcast room.

Countless spectators were still watching the excitement, expecting Jiang Feng to show off his strength.

I heard Ma Xiaohao in the class say that Jiang Feng plays basketball like Cai Xukun.

A group of little black men laughed miserably on the spot.

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【puff! There are many ways to insult people, but this guy just picked the most lethal one! 】

【Hahahahaha! I'm so happy, this is the worst time Teacher Jiang has ever been hacked! 】

【Nonsense! What happened to my pigeon? Don’t eat eggs after you have the seeds! 】

[I forgot the first part and the middle part. In short, one egg a day gives me nutrition. 】

【I’m pregnant! I hope Pigeon leaves this malicious world as soon as possible! 】

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Jiang Feng was not polite either.

After listening to Ma Xiaohao's words, I decided on the spot to compete with him.

Don’t say anything else.

Just because of his height of 1.82 meters.

Sneaking into the group of 15-year-old kids in the first year of high school, he was almost a head taller than them.

System cheat?

It’s not necessary at all!

He can beat up these teenage boys casually.

Cheating is disrespectful to your physical fitness!

Even if this group of students put on overalls and practiced for two and a half years, they would still be no match for him.

Jiang Feng came directly to the court without saying a word.

I want to have a 1v1 duel between men with Ma Xiaohao.

Ma Xiaohao's posture is not weak at all.

He even shouted that he wanted to negotiate terms with Jiang Feng.

"Teacher Jiang, we have a 1v1 rule. The winner is determined by 11 points. If I win, can you exempt me from Chinese homework for a week?"

Jiang Feng smiled, but he didn't expect Ma Xiaohao to start negotiating terms.

But what does he have to fear?

"Okay, what if I win?"

"Teacher Jiang, if you win, I will take off my clothes and run around on the playground!"

Jiang Feng glared at this guy: "Stop doing all these bells and whistles, let's do something practical."

"If you lose, copy all the passages you need to memorize in the Chinese textbook and hand them over to me in a week."

Ma Xiaohao didn't panic at all: "Come on! You're not afraid at all!"

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On the basketball court.

Other students spontaneously made room for the two of them.

There was a circle around waiting to eat the melon.

Jiang Feng was not polite at all.

After Ma Xiaohao fully prepared his defensive posture.

Standing directly outside the three-point line, taking off and shooting without hesitation.

The next second.

The basketball flew out of Jiang Feng's hands and hit the net in a perfect arc.

Ma Xiaohao's face was full of surprise and confusion:? ? ?

I'm not quite ready yet!

Why did he score a goal!

Live broadcast room audience:? ? ?

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【strong! After a long time, it turned out that Teacher Jiang was hiding something secretly! This three-point shot is so cool! 】

[Teacher Jiang, I want to give birth to a monkey for you! ! 】

[Hahahaha, Ma Xiaohao is probably going to be disappointed. This is a chapter that must be memorized in the entire Chinese textbook! 】

[As I get older, I still like to watch these pretentious and slap-in-the-face plots, and bring them into my own life. It’s really cool. 】

[There is no such thing as pretending to slap someone in the face, this is called urging students to study hard! Can the things about scholars be called pretentious? 】

【I caught you! Don't think I don't know! Mr. Jiang’s trumpet, stop pretending! 】

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Jiang Feng originally thought that Ma Xiaohao still had something.

Unexpectedly, this guy does have something.

Belonging is something, but not much.

His level is indeed pretty good among his peers, so it's no wonder he is so confident.

There is indeed some confidence in the capital.

Even if it were on an ordinary field.

You can really bump into other people without suffering any big losses.

However.

There is absolutely not enough to see here in Jiang Feng.

This guy is good at dribbling, reaction speed and shooting accuracy.

Jiang Feng lifted them up and beat them up, crushing them in all directions.

Just do it in one go.

Jiang Feng performed various dunks, blocks, and fake moves. The beautiful Ma Xiaohao was dazzled and his scalp was numb!

When it was Jiang Feng's turn to attack, he could hardly even touch the ball!

He could only watch Jiang Feng score a goal.

And the students who were watching.

Seeing such an exciting scene, both men and women cheered non-stop.

Unknowingly, Jiang Feng glanced out of the corner of his eye.

I also saw Teacher Guan Zhi in the office. I don’t know when she passed by and stopped here, but she was also watching and applauding from behind the crowd.

The final round is over.

Jiang Feng defeated Ma Xiaohao with a record of 11:1.

Jiang Feng had left him some favors for that one point, for fear that this guy would lose too ugly.

After a contest ended.

The latter looked dejected, his eyes numb.

He looked at the backboard blankly and was at a loss, like a child who was told that Tiga did not exist at all.

Students are the flowers of the motherland today and the pillars of society tomorrow.

Jiang Feng didn't want to see them so decadent and sinking!

So he took the initiative to "comfort" a few words.

"If you want to fight with the teacher, just wear overalls and practice for another two and a half years."

"It's okay. Although you haven't beaten me in basketball, you still have Chinese lessons to memorize and copy!"

"puff!!!"

Being "comforted" like this.

Ma Xiaohao couldn't hold himself any longer on the spot, his legs went limp and he sat on the ground.

Immediately his face burst into tears and he burst into tears.

And this crying sound has some kind of laughter in it.

It makes people laugh!

Therefore, happiness was instantly contagious to other students.

All the students in the circle couldn't help laughing, and their laughter was quite magical.

Crying and laughing together, it makes it look even sadder!

"Hahahahaha! Win the bamboo shoots!!"

"Hahahaha goose goose goose!"

"My condolences and my kindness, hahahaha!"

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The more than 200,000 viewers in the live broadcast room were all immersed in Jiang Feng's skills, which were smoother than eating Dove.

Hearing Jiang Feng's "kind" comfort, I laughed like a pig on the spot!

【puff! It’s heart-wrenching to kill someone, hahahaha! This teacher is so old! 】

[I laughed so hard on the spot, this teacher is so capable yet so mean! 】

[Watching it all morning, I really didn’t hold back this time. This operation is so sexy! 】

【Heartwarming! A people's teacher comforted students on the playground, and the students were moved to tears! 】

[It’s so warm, my back is already starting to feel hot! The reason behind this caused the student to suffer third-degree burns! 】

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