Teacher Laoliu: I’ve Been Caught In The Rain, You Want To Hold An Umbrella?

After nearly two hours of fierce fighting.

Jiang Feng quit the game with satisfaction.

I played 6 games and lost one because my house was stolen.

It got a full 4 stars, very happy!

And in the group.

Those students were already suffering terribly.

"Brother Jiang is awesome, my total score in 6 games is as high as 4/39!"

"It's so cruel. I feel like if Teacher Jiang hangs up, we can win faster!"

"Teacher Jiang, even if you manage to get up in rank, you will still be cheating others in solo queue."

Seeing the complaints from the students, Jiang Feng also chimed in: "It's okay, I'm just cheating on you, not solo queue."

Students: "???"

...

At this moment.

The audience in the live broadcast room watched Jiang Feng's cooking operations for more than two hours, and burst into laughter!

[Laughing, I forgot to buy groceries when I got home today. Fortunately, Teacher Jiang played games live, so I immediately ate three bowls of rice! 】

[When I saw Teacher Jiang’s live broadcast, I knew that the old godmother at home was no longer good. Compared with Teacher Jiang’s operation, it was a bit worse! 】

[Seriously, Teacher Jiang, go join the professional league! This technology guarantees a bright future! 】

【puff! Everyone is here to have fun, do you really want Teacher Jiang to die? 】

【I’m so fucking hahahaha! The comments in this live broadcast room are all jokes! Could it be that you were infected by Teacher Jiang! 】

Popularity+1+1+1+1+1...

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10 o'clock in the evening.

Game over.

Suddenly there were more than a dozen students in the group asking Jiang Feng what show he planned to perform tomorrow.

Jiang Feng was a little puzzled as to how these students knew so quickly: "No, how did you know?"

"The school has publicized it. Our head teacher said it this afternoon!"

"Teacher Jiang, please tell me, what are you planning to perform?"

"Don't worry, Teacher Jiang, we will all vote for you!"

"..."

In an instant, more than half of the 98 students in the two classes were booing along.

Good guy!

Jiang Feng called him a good guy!

Do all the students I teach care so much?

Then you have to take it seriously.

"You will know the secret when the time comes."

Jiang Feng did not directly say what show he was going to perform, but asked in the group: "Who among our two classes has a guitar to lend me now? I need to use it for the talent show tomorrow." (The plot requires this short paragraph. If it is related to entertainment, there will be no follow-up)

He really didn't want to spend money on buying a guitar just for this purpose.

If you can do it for free, of course you still have to do it for free.

Of course, the main reason is laziness.

Soon, someone in the group responded immediately.

Ma Xiaohao: "Teacher, I have it! Where is your home, I will send it to you now!"

"???"

Be reasonable.

Jiang Feng never expected that Ma Xiaohao actually had a guitar. No matter how he looked at it, it seemed irrelevant!

So he asked: "Really or not? Don't fool me, kid! Aren't you a basketball player?"

"Really! I bought it when I was in the second grade of junior high school to show off and chase girls. Unfortunately, I couldn't play it. I frightened the girls away after just playing with it a few times. I just kept it at home and never used it again."

As soon as Ma Xiaohao's words came out, the crowd burst into laughter.

Especially his good friend Li Yiliang, who laughed like a fool.

A devilish and cruel voice came out in the group, making everyone laugh.

...

[Did any brother just record it? I feel like this guy’s laughter can go viral on TikTok! 】

[I have to say, it’s so true! Back then, in order to show off my coolness to attract the opposite sex, I bought a guitar and carried it on my back. Although I couldn’t play it at all, I still carried it for three months! 】

【and after? What happened next? Bro, please tell me if it works! 】

[Later, instead of attracting the opposite sex, the thief was attracted, and the guitar was stolen...]

[Pfft hahahahahaha! Sorry, forgive me for laughing when I shouldn’t have, hahahaha! 】

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It's about three o'clock on Saturday afternoon.

Today coincides with the Mid-Autumn Festival and Teachers' Day.

Yunhai City No. 1 Middle School.

When Jiang Feng arrived with a guitar on his back.

A simple large stage has been set up in the middle of the playground.

There are hundreds of chairs placed directly opposite.

There are also technicians coming and going on the stage, debugging equipment and inspecting it.

Just walked near the stage.

Jiang Feng was discovered by Chen Mei and Guan Zhi at the same time.

Before he could stand still, the two of them approached him at the same time.

Chen Mei complained: "Teacher Jiang! Why didn't you reply to my message this morning~"

Guan Zhi also pouted her lips and complained: "I sent you so many messages this morning, and I didn't even wait for a word..."

Jiang Feng couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.

He made an excuse and said: "I was busy at the time and didn't have time to check my phone. I'm sorry."

"What's going on?"

Jiang Feng pondered.

morning?

He slept until about nine o'clock in the morning.

When I turned on my phone, I saw a student secretly adding points.

Can this be tolerated?

He forcibly joined on the spot and continued fighting until twelve o'clock noon.

It’s impossible to tell them that you forgot to reply to messages while playing games, right?

Jiang Feng thought about it: "This morning, I was busy practicing this morning and didn't look at my phone. I'm really sorry. I'll treat you to dinner next week."

That's right, he practiced all morning.

It's just that I don't know what to practice.

Chen Mei and Guan Zhi's eyes lit up on the spot when they heard that they were going to invite them to dinner next week!

I immediately forgot about not replying to the message.

"Okay, okay! I'll be free at any time next week, but if I can't, I'll change my get out of class with another teacher!"

"Me too! Next week I only have evening self-study on Tuesday, and the rest of the time I have free evenings!"

Jiang Feng changed the topic directly: "Hurry up, it's about to start over there, you should go there quickly."

Guan Zhi turned her head and asked, "Teacher Jiang, won't you go with me?"

Chen Mei also took a step closer: "Teacher Jiang, let's go together. We can sit in the front row and have a closer look. I asked Teacher Gao Yang to occupy two seats for us."

Jiang Feng declined on the spot: "No, no, you go ahead. I still have something to do."

Chen Mei still didn't give up and asked, "Teacher Jiang, where are you going? I'm going too."

Seeing that Guan Zhi was about to speak.

Jiang Feng directly interrupted the spell casting: "I'm going to the toilet, do you want to follow me? Isn't this not good?"

"..."

"..."

The two of them blushed on the spot.

Jiang Feng smiled, this trick worked well, his "talent show" was really good.

I didn’t believe they could follow him into the men’s room.

If he really dares, then Jiang Feng will admit defeat!