Teacher Laoliu: I’ve Been Caught In The Rain, You Want To Hold An Umbrella?

[Teacher Jiang is awesome! A role model for my generation! 】

[I learned it, thank you Teacher Jiang! Next time the school belle asks me to hang out, I'll make an excuse and say I need to go to the bathroom! 】

【? ? ? Don't come here with yellow pee, just come here with urinary stones and smash the idiot upstairs to death! 】

[I'm thinking, what if these two teachers really follow Teacher Jiang to the men's room? what to do? 】

【what to do? In the toilet, of course! 】

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At four o'clock in the afternoon.

A broadcast came from outside: the teacher talent competition held by Yunhai City No. 1 Middle School has officially begun.

Jiang Feng then walked out of the toilet.

At this moment.

There was already a third-grade math teacher on the big stage, who was reciting a modern poem he had written impassionedly.

Not seeing Chen Mei or Guan Zhi, Jiang Feng found a corner seat in the last row and sat down.

I just unscrewed the thermos cup and was about to drink some water to moisten my throat.

suddenly.

Chen Mei's slightly complaining voice came from beside her: "Why is Teacher Jiang so slow when he goes to the bathroom and comes out?"

"puff!"

Jiang Feng almost squirted out a mouthful of water: "Well... there is a high school classmate who has been constipated recently. I went to Wallace with him last night to clear his intestines. I didn't expect that he would suffer from eating too much."

Chen Mei: "???"

Live broadcast room: 6!

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at this time.

The school’s official account.

In the live broadcast room for the teachers' talent competition, there were only close to ten thousand online viewers.

and.

Most of them came from Jiang Feng's live broadcast room to watch the show.

The rest are mostly students who are forced to open businesses.

There are very few people who really want to watch it spontaneously.

Jiang Feng's live broadcast room was in sharp contrast to the deserted live broadcast room in the school.

Jiang Feng's live broadcast room No. 6 has attracted hundreds of thousands of online viewers at this time, ranking first in the entire "Searching for the Most Beautiful Gardener in the Country"!

Even the program team is helping to attract traffic! Put the focus on Jiang Feng!

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Unknowingly.

Soon a dozen teachers came on stage to go through the formalities.

Most of the talents they performed were very perfunctory, reciting a poem, singing a tuneless song impromptu, and so on.

In short, it’s as bad as it gets.

After all, this event was held in a hurry and there was no time to prepare.

Many teachers are forced to go on stage because there are really few people in the office who can stand up.

Probably more than twenty minutes later.

Chen Mei stood up on the side and said playfully: "The next two will be mine. I'll go change my clothes first. Teacher Jiang will watch my show later!"

"Yeah, let's go."

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Not long after.

A female teacher who temporarily served as the host came back to the stage: "Now, Chen Mei, a teacher from the Chinese language office of the first grade of high school, will present a solo ancient style dance for everyone. Welcome!"

Amidst the thunderous applause of many teachers in the audience, Chen Mei, who was wearing a light blue skirt, walked onto the stage.

It caused countless teachers below the stage to scream!

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And this time.

After seeing a lot of visual pollution, the audience finally saw an eye-catching performance.

At this time, it completely exploded!

[Holy shit, shit, shit! Stinging...exciting! I can't stand it anymore, please enlighten me! 】

[This is what our contemporary young people should watch! More! 】

[What was that performance in front of? This is a serious talent! 】

【I really like this! Brothers, I have a showdown! I just lust after her body! I'm mean! 】

[This is my favorite among all the people I’ve met and loved! 】

【Blank! I just finished swiping Miss Sister on Douyin, and now there’s not a drop left! 】

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originally.

Jiang Feng also planned to see what talents Chen Mei would perform.

At this time.

Suddenly, in the corner of the teaching building not far away, I saw Ma Xiaohao and many students from Class 3 rushing here.

Not only that, it seems that there are some students from Class 4 among them.

It looked like there were at least 60 people in total!

? ? ?

Jiang Feng was puzzled on the spot.

If I remember correctly, today is Saturday, right? What are these students doing here?

"Teacher Jiang!"

Ma Xiaohao led a group of students to Jiang Feng and took a deep breath: "Huh~ I almost died from exhaustion, I finally caught up."

Jiang Feng frowned and looked at everyone: "Today must be the weekend, right? You guys are not celebrating the holiday at home, why are you coming to school in such a big way? Have you finished your homework?"

Ma Xiaohao didn't hold back at all and happily patted Jiang Feng on the shoulder.

"Brother Jiang is out of sight now. The homework must be... it must not be finished! There is still Sunday, so there is no rush. This is not about watching Brother Jiang perform a show, so we Just come and see the scene and cheer you up, right?"

Jiang Feng slapped his hand away.

"Go, go, Brother Jiang, don't get too close. Remember to go back and do your homework after reading it later, you hear me."

The despised Ma Xiaohao shrugged: "I heard it, I obey it~"

Jiang Feng laughed angrily at this guy: "Don't be poor, remember to help me improve your grades after you finish your homework!"

When he heard the score, Ma Xiaohao's expression changed on the spot.

"Hello? Hello? Teacher Jiang? What did you say? I can't hear you clearly. The signal here is not good, so hang up first."

Jiang Feng: "???"

Oh shit.

You're playing dirty tricks with me, right?

How could I have taught such a bunch of idiots!

at this time.

Zhao Qingqing, the squad leader of Class 4, also ran over with a group of people: "Jiang...Teacher Jiang, here I come...hasn't it started yet?"

"No, no, I'm at the end, it's still early." Jiang Feng said with a smile.

Thus.

Seventy or eighty extra students suddenly appeared on the scene!

They were all from Class 3 and Class 4 led by Jiang Feng.

Many other teachers sitting next to me were so jealous that they turned into lemon essence!

Some of them have been teaching a class for two years, but not a single student came to cheer them on.

This new teacher who was born in 2000 was lucky. Seventy or eighty of them came right away!

The gap is too big!

People are so irritating!

Sensing the envious looks of the teachers around him, Jiang Feng smiled and said to the students in the two classes.

"Hey, next time don't come with so many people and stir up trouble. If you support me, you can support me at home."

Such an ordinary Versailles gave other teachers a severe blow!

One by one, they can’t wait to call their students to come over and support the show!

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【puff! Will Teacher Jiang really not be beaten if he shows off like Versailles? 】

[So you see, he only dares to pretend in the afternoon, because sooner or later he will be beaten for pretending! 】

[Laughing so hard, I can feel how bitter the other teachers are through the screen. I can smell the sour smell even when I’m lying at home! 】

[emmmmm, is it possible that if you can smell the sour smell, it might actually be vinegar spilled in your house? 】

【Fuck! ! ! Horse riding! It really is! The cat at home spilled the vinegar! mlgb! The cats are sour! 】

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