Teacher Laoliu: I’ve Been Caught In The Rain, You Want To Hold An Umbrella?

Li Yiliang, Chen Yufan and Xu Fei, who were ridiculed, responded on the spot.

"Brother Xiao Ma, you were deceived the last time you grabbed a red envelope. Why didn't you say anything?"

"That's right! Teacher Jiang knows all your browser records!"

"Brother Ma, don't be proud, it will definitely be your turn next time!"

Ma Xiaohao almost laughed out loud after hearing what the three of them said: "It's my turn next time? How funny? If it's my turn, I'll go to the toilet and eat three kilograms of shit!"

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In classrooms.

Jiang Feng looked at the students under the podium.

He said earnestly: "Hey, you students, why don't you let me worry about it? You have done it over and over again, but you still can't remember it. It doesn't matter how many times you have been fooled by me."

"Some of you have even been fooled by me five times in a row. You are going to piss me off one day, then I...I..."

suddenly.

Jiang Feng was halfway through speaking.

He fell to the ground without taking a breath!

! ! !

In an instant, all 98 students in the two classes combined were stunned!

Damn it!

Something happened to Teacher Jiang!

It was fine just now!

Is it possible that they are really angry? !

A group of students all gathered around and began to check Jiang Feng's situation.

"Teacher Jiang, are you okay?"

"Teacher Jiang, Teacher Jiang, wake up quickly."

"Brother Jiang, what's wrong with you!"

Jiang Feng was still lying motionless, not breathing!

"Quick! Call 120!" Su Qing, the Chinese class representative from Class 3, suddenly reacted.

Hear this.

Many students took out their mobile phones and prepared to call 120 for emergency treatment.

The next second.

Jiang Feng sat up directly from the ground.

The confused students were about to ask what was going on!

Jiang Feng was the first to speak: "Okay, okay, we caught it again! You guys, Ma Xiaohao, Su Qing, Zhao Qingqing, Li Yiliang, Xu Yan, Liu Xiaotian... are the class representatives, let me remember their names."

Su Qing: "..."

Xu Yan: "..."

other people:"......"

Everyone around was silenced!

Ma Xiaohao was stunned for a long time: "You guys hold him down for me and I'll knock him out. Then we'll take him to the hospital."

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In the live broadcast room.

I was completely confused by such a strong reversal!

First, I saw Ma Xiaohao showing off to several other people that he had not been arrested.

When Jiang Feng was lecturing again, he suddenly fell to the ground, scaring many viewers into thinking that something had really happened to Jiang Feng!

Everyone was so anxious that they were preparing to call 120 for him!

Unexpectedly, this old man suddenly got up from the ground!

The purpose of doing this for a long time is to cheat students’ mobile phones!

What kind of cool move is this horse riding!

If you are the sixth child like this every day, will you really not get beaten up by the students?

[Pfft hahahaha! This time I really couldn't stop laughing! The milk powder you boiled for my brother was spilled all over the floor. Teacher Jiang, you have committed a heinous crime! 】

[I have lived for 24 years, and this is the first time I have encountered such a naughty trick while riding a horse! It’s really HR resignation – not doing human affairs! 】

【It’s so devilish! I showed the scene just now to my 80-year-old grandfather who was paralyzed in bed. Now he jumped up from the bed, holding his stomach and rolling around laughing wildly! 】

[Doctor: 6! Everyone in the hospital came to learn! This is a fucking medical miracle! 】

【My vision went dark! This move is too damaging! Mr. Jiang, why don’t we turn ourselves in? I don’t believe you when you say you are not a pyramid scheme scammer! 】

[It’s really the old lady who got into bed—it made me laugh! If you want to say that tearing an umbrella is not a good person, you have to look at Brother Jiang! 】

"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."

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In the fourth class classroom.

All the students were numb!

I really can’t believe that this sixth teacher can actually have such a good time!

It’s just a trick to trick them! Hard to guard against!

This wave of pretending to be dead is as outrageous as grandma’s house!

Just when Ma Xiaohao was complaining that Jiang Feng was a sixth child.

Three figures slowly stood up from behind him.

Ma Xiaohao felt a chill down his spine on the spot! There was an inexplicable chill behind me!

Slowly turning his head, he saw Li Yiliang, Chen Yufan, and Xu Fei standing behind him.

I don't know if it's because of psychological effects or something else, but I always feel like they have weird smiles on their faces.

Ma Xiaohao knew on the spot that this was what he had to eat three kilograms of earlier, and now they were here to do it to him!

He ran away before he could take off.

Chen Yufan and Xu Fei directly held him down from behind!

Then he was dragged outside by three people.

Ma Xiaohao's mentality exploded: "Brother Jiang, save me! Brother Jiang, save me! I'm just kidding!"

Jiang Feng directly stopped Li Yiliang and the others: "Hey, wait!"

This time.

Li Yiliang and the others thought that Jiang Feng thought they had gone too far and was about to let go.

What I didn't expect was.

Jiang Feng continued: "You continue, I will just give him something."

Ma Xiaohao quickly grabbed this last life-saving straw: "Brother Jiang, Brother Jiang, save me, Brother Jiang!"

Jiang Feng slowly stretched his hands behind his back.

In Ma Xiaohao's expectant eyes, he took out a pair of disposable chopsticks and handed them to him!

Ma Xiaohao was confused immediately: "Brother Jiang, what do you mean?"

Jiang Feng added another blow: "Remember to take it while it's hot. It's not good for your stomach when it's cold."

Ma Xiaohao: "???????"

"Pfft hahahahahaha!!!"

"Quack quack quack quack!!!"

“Kick-clack-cluck!!”

In an instant, a burst of extremely crazy laughter broke out all around!

Dozens of students laughed miserably!

Subsequently.

Jiang Feng watched him being pulled out of the classroom very considerately.

Until the four of them were far away, they could still hear Ma Xiaohao's heart-rending roar, like a pig being slaughtered, coming from the direction of the toilet in the distance.

"ah!!!!!!"

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