Teacher Laoliu: I’ve Been Caught In The Rain, You Want To Hold An Umbrella?
Chapter 94 Brother Jiang, Can You Eat People?
In the live broadcast room.
When the audience saw Jiang Feng handing Ma Xiaohao a pair of chopsticks, they began to lose their temper.
Until more than ten seconds later.
When they heard Ma Xiaohao's heart-rending scream, the audience laughed like fools!
[I suggest Ma Xiaohao change his name to Lao Ba in the future! It’s a little bigger than Teacher Jiang’s “Lao Liu”! 】
[Damn...this scream, how much must I have been fed...I hope Ma Xiaohao dies! 】
[Seeing no brothers, this is the result of being a bitch. I suggest you not to set flags at will. 】
[Teacher Jiang’s gift of chopsticks is really amazing! I suggest everyone follow suit and learn from it. This is called helping others in times of need! 】
[And he really cared about the students and asked him to be careful not to get cold! He really made me cry to death! 】
[Laughing, I once pranked my college roommate. He forgot to bring paper when he went to the toilet, so I gave him a spoon! 】
"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."
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Amidst the laughter.
The more than two hours of evening self-study passed quickly.
It’s time for the second period evening self-study bell to ring.
Jiang Feng once again showed this group of students what it means to run away.
The bell just fell.
Many students were standing in the corridor and saw Jiang Feng rushing out of the school gate in the distance!
Jiang Feng was not idle when he returned.
I directly turned on the game mastery talent and started to increase points. I had to put some pressure on this guy Ma Xiaohao.
...
Early the next morning.
Wednesday.
Today is the day when the May 3rd exercise book was delivered, and it is also the last day of class this week.
Thursday and Friday were the school's fall sports meets, so they had nothing to do with him.
Early in the morning.
When Jiang Feng came to the office, he saw four beautifully wrapped large gift boxes placed next to his seat!
You don’t need to think about it to know that the May 3 exercise book has arrived!
Seeing this thing, Jiang Feng couldn't help but laugh!
I really don’t know how exaggerated the changes in the students’ expressions will be before and after taking them apart!
Until the first math class of Class 3.
Only then did Jiang Feng come out of the office, carrying two packages of heavy "gifts" and headed to Class 3's classroom.
After walking a few steps, I happened to see Ma Xiaohao passing by in the corridor.
When Ma Xiaohao saw Jiang Feng carrying two big gift boxes, his eyes widened!
He ran over excitedly to help Jiang Feng carry it: "Brother Jiang, what is this? Is it for us?"
Good guy, didn't this guy scream like a slaughtered pig yesterday?
Is it fine now?
Jiang Feng immediately showed a calm and peaceful smile!
"Of course. Last week, it was thanks to your two classes that we won the championship in some talent competition. The school gave out a reward of 5,000 yuan, and I used it all to buy something for you two classes."
! ! !
Ma Xiaohao was shocked when he heard it!
"Damn it! Brother Jiang, you are so good!"
If he hadn't been holding a heavy gift box in his hand, he would have been flying on the spot!
After a few steps, we arrived at the classroom of Class 3.
He didn't even wait for Jiang Feng to speak.
Ma Xiaohao was the first to hold the "gift" carefully prepared by Jiang Feng and went to the podium to speak first!
"Jets from Radisson! Listen to me! Teacher Jiang said that he took a bonus from the school and bought gifts for everyone with the money!"
"See, there are two big boxes full of them! Everyone is looking forward to it!"
As Ma Xiaohao finished speaking.
The students in the third class classroom were all excited!
"expect!!!"
“I’m so looking forward to it!!!”
"Teacher Jiang, you are my god!"
...
In the live broadcast room.
Even before they saw the expressions of the students crying for their fathers and mothers when they saw the exercises on May 3rd, the audience could not hold back and started laughing!
The higher the anticipation, the more miserable it will be when you see the 53 exercises!
He didn't even wait for Teacher Jiang to fool around and raise the students' expectations.
This guy Ma Xiaohao has already dug a hole for himself and jumped into it!
Not only did he dance by himself, but he even took the other students from Class 3 to dance with him!
Jiang Feng saves trouble!
[Fuck, Ma Xiaohao is shouting so loudly now, and his sense of anticipation is so great, will he be beaten to death by other people from Class 3 later! 】
[@云海市 Funeral one-stop service! Brother came out to take orders and work! You have a new Is It Dead order! Please handle it promptly! 】
[I’ve been looking forward to it for two whole days, and now it’s finally here! Do it quickly, do it quickly! Take out the exercises and stuff them into the arms of the students! 】
[Brothers upstairs, don’t worry! What’s really beautiful is not the way the students look when they see the exercises on May 3rd, but the huge psychological gap that comes when they see the exercises after the great emotions have been laid out. When they see the exercises, their faces are confused, confused, helpless, and Incredible expression! 】
【puff! You guy upstairs knows how to understand the psychology of students! It is recommended that you take the teaching qualification exam and become a teacher now to bring warmth to the students! 】
【I started laughing when I saw the gift box in the morning! My mother was still asking me why I kept grinning at my phone screen during breakfast. 】
"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."
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The students in Class 3 immediately became excited when they heard Ma Xiaohao's call!
after all.
The teacher took the initiative to spend money to buy gifts for the whole class! This is so strange!
In the past, most of them had encountered Teacher's Day, when the school organized students to give gifts to teachers!
In addition, only during major exams, teachers buy gifts to reward students who do well in the exam.
But only for those students with good grades.
The teacher buys gifts for the whole class, and it can be said that 90% of the students have never seen them.
and.
Just feeling the heavy weight and exquisite packaging of these two large boxes of gifts, I feel that they are not bad things!
The students under the podium, led by Ma Xiaohao, began to make guesses.
What could it be?
"Game console? It seems unlikely."
"Could it be the two boxes of imported chocolates from last time?"
"Maybe it's beef jerky! My mom gave me a big bag yesterday. It's so delicious. I'll give it to you to try after class!"
Ma Xiaohao turned to Jiang Feng and asked, "Brother Jiang, can it be demolished now?"
Jiang Feng nodded and smiled: "Of course."
Ma Xiaohao's interest suddenly rose.
He took out a pair of scissors from nowhere and shouted excitedly to the students under the podium: "Students, stop guessing! Now I, Ma, will reveal the answer for everyone!"
Said.
He raised the knife and cut the outer ribbon.
Then he opened the outer paper packaging with excitement, revealing the cardboard gift box inside.
"It's open, ready to open!"
As Ma Xiaohao spoke, many students stretched their necks to see what was going on inside.
Under such circumstances.
Ma Xiaohao also became nervous.
Inexplicably, it feels like a scene in a movie or TV show where the protagonist defuses a time bomb!
Carefully opened the top lid.
One second later.
The moment you open the gift box.
Dozens of copies of Wusan came into view!
The originally smiling expression on Ma Xiaohao's face suddenly froze!
Cardiopulmonary arrest, my brain almost shut down!
Five...five three? ? ?
He had thought that there might be various things inside, food, play, drink...
Even if it is a few sets of extracurricular books, he can accept it!
But why are there so many Ben Wu San in it!
Ma Xiaohao's scream was heartbreaking: "Pfft! Brother Jiang, can you eat people?"
...
In the live broadcast room No. 6.
Hundreds of thousands of viewers have been looking forward to this scene for two whole days, and it finally happened at this moment!
Many audience members laughed out loud when they heard the screams, which were like slaughtering pigs!
【Quack, quack, quack! So right! I recorded this sound while riding a horse and played it on a loop 18 times a day! 】
【Fuck! Wu San! Do you have any high school memories? I still have quite a few of these books on my bookshelf at home! 】
[Seeing this scene, I finally smiled with relief! Been waiting for two days! Cool! It’s better than watching Teacher Cang’s videos! 】
[This classic pattern from Wu San has remained unchanged for thousands of years. Not to mention now, I will still remember it when I turn 80! 】
[Brother, be more confident, what if you don’t live to be eighty? 】
[That’s so good, don’t say it again in the future! I really want to step on my horse and shoot you! 】
"Popularity+1+1+1+1+1..."
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