That's How Fighting Is
Chapter 67 Brother, Your Feet Are So Annoying
"Brother, remember to call me an ambulance!"
Lin Feng nodded, "You can go without worry, I will take care of your live broadcast room for you."
"Good brother, if I don't die, I will strangle you to death!"
You Chong gritted his teeth and said.
The most he can get is food poisoning, and he just needs gastric lavage, but he actually wants to take over his live broadcast room!
He is worthy of being his fan of the Minister of Justice.
After saying that, he held his breath, picked up a bowl, and put the snail noodles, herring segments, stinky tofu, and part of the soup into a large bowl.
I recited twice, "A long-term pain is worse than a short-term pain, and a long-term pain is not as good as a short-term pain!"
next moment.
Xilihulu!
There was a sound like a pig eating.
Brother Youbing held his breath and took all the food into his mouth in just five seconds.
With a burst of chewing.
puff!
yue~
vomit!
Brother Youpan lay on the guardrail of the pavilion and started vomiting like crazy.
This time the vomiting lasted for more than a minute!
Lin Feng and the audience felt distressed.
"Hey, are we being too harsh on the fried cake? How about we just let him finish the food so he doesn't have to drink the soup?"
After discussing with the fans, Lin Feng unanimously decided that if Brother Youbing only needs to eat one more bowl of the remaining dark food, he will pass!
…
Half an hour later, the yellow-faced pancake finally swallowed the bowl of dark food.
He looked at the screen and retched from time to time: "Brothers, ugh, the anchor almost died this time, ugh, remember to press three times for tomorrow's video! ugh!"
Lin Feng patted his shoulder, "Brother Youbing, don't worry, I'll take you to a foot massage right away, and I'll guarantee you an instant recovery!"
"Soak your feet?! Let's go, let's go, I want the girl to soothe my injured heart!"
After hearing the foot soak, the oil cake was suddenly full of vitality and vitality. He stopped retching and pulled Lin Feng to set off.
The barrage also became excited. Most of the fans seemed to be veterans, but in fact they were experts in slow motion with their left and right hands. They had only heard rumors about this kind of massage!
How can a real veteran driver have time to watch the live broadcast?
Are the big meat buns not fragrant? Or is the abalone not plump enough?
Lin Feng grabbed him and said, "Don't worry, simply soaking your feet won't have any show effect. Just listen to me..."
…
After hearing Lin Feng's plan, Brother Youbing stared at him with a confused expression.
"Brother, are we really not going to get beaten to death if we do this?"
Lin Feng patted him and said: "Don't worry, I have experience! Besides, this is for the effect of the show!"
As he spoke, he took out a basin and poured a bunch of canned herring, stinky tofu and snail noodles into it.
"Brother Youpan, come on!"
"Come!"
Brother Youbing gritted his teeth, took off his shoes and socks, and together with Lin Feng, put his feet into the basin!
…
Half an hour later, Lin Feng, who was disguised as Tian Shi, took Brother Youbian, who was disguised as Tian Yan, towards the alley.
"Brother Youpan, remember, you are my brother now, and your name is Tian Yan! Don't let it slip!"
"Don't worry, I will perform well!"
Brother Youbian, who changed his appearance for the first time, is now full of freshness.
Especially the operation of soaking and massaging feet after the disguise provides a new idea for Internet celebrities like him!
If nothing unexpected happens, Zhongtian Disguise Training Center will welcome a large number of new students in the near future.
…
Ten minutes later, Furong's private room.
The owner of the massage parlor looked at Lin Feng's disguised Tian brothers with a smile on his face.
“When I saw those two big ponies today, I knew you would come!
How about it, you don’t need our girl today? "
Lin Feng waved his hand, "That's natural, go and call those two foreign horses over!"
"Okay, melons, fruits, drinks, etc. will be brought to you in a moment."
With that said, he walked out of the box and called for people.
Brother Youpan looked at the surrounding furnishings, looked left and right, and saw that he was a junior brother.
…
"On the 23rd and 24th, go to the Furong Box to serve a pair of brothers! Remember to bring food with you!"
The two brothers, who were enjoying themselves in the gentle countryside, were suddenly shocked.
"Has this moment finally come?"
The two hesitated for a while, but then they decided to go to Furong's box.
On the way, Tian Shi, who was carrying a fruit plate, whispered: "I didn't expect that besides our brothers, there would be other brothers going to the Furong Box to play together."
"Yeah, I thought we were the only two brothers who liked playing together."
While talking, the two opened the box door and walked in.
Clang!
"Ahhh! What's going on?! Why are Tian Yan and Tian Shi everywhere?! It's not over, right?"
Tian Shi, who walked in first, stared at the Tian brothers lying in the box with a confused look on his face, doubting his life.
The next moment, Tian Yan was also stunned.
"What are you two still doing? Why don't you come over and press our feet?!"
Lin Feng shouted loudly, making the two brothers tremble.
"Come on, come on."
The two brothers quickly walked closer and kept looking at the two people in front of them.
Brother Youpan's strength has reached the peak of the third level, which is far beyond what they can see through.
Lin Feng disguised himself as an earth-based spiritual power to confuse the fake with the real one.
For a moment, the brothers had no idea who had disguised themselves as them.
"Why are you two in such a daze?! The one on the left is pressing my feet, and the one on the right is pressing my feet! Hurry up!"
Brother Youpan followed Lin Feng's instructions and said arrogantly.
"well."
It was the first time for the two brothers to work as massage girls, so they replied very awkwardly.
Immediately, Tian Yan squatted at the feet of the oil cake brother who was disguised as him, while Tian Shi squatted at the feet of Lin Feng and took off their shoes for them.
"Eh? Why is there plastic wrap?"
After the brothers took off Lin Feng's socks, they looked at their feet that were heavily wrapped in plastic wrap with puzzled faces.
For some reason, they felt an ominous premonition.
"Fuck! Yue~, vomit!"
As soon as the plastic wrap was untied, a stench hit the sky.
The Tian brothers frantically rubbed their eyes and retched.
"Brother, how can your feet be so smelly? It's so annoying!"
Tian Shi swore that he had never seen such smelly feet in his life!
Even if it’s shit, it doesn’t smell so smelly!
Seeing this scene, the live broadcast room suddenly became lively.
"This program is very effective!"
"It's a pity that these two big horses have to suffer this kind of punishment."
"Hey hey hey, I remember the address. I'll go ride the Ocean Horse soon!"
"..."
Seeing the skyrocketing popularity and the special effects of gifts filling the screen, Brother Youpan became bolder.
"Hehehe, for the sake of fans and traffic, you two should suffer a little.
From now on, I'll just take care of your business! "
In order to get more traffic and gifts, Brother Youbing plans to play a big one!
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