That's How Fighting Is
Chapter 68 My Electronic Pet Is Gone
Among the few things in this world that attract men the most.
Women must be one of them.
Especially watching women from other people's families receive benefits, it is simply a kind of enjoyment.
And the person who can be attracted to the live broadcast room by this foot massage and even buy gifts, no need to think about it, is definitely LSP!
Brother Youbian knows exactly what these LSPs are thinking!
After all, he is not a good person!
Just when he was thinking about teasing and teasing these two big horses and giving some benefits to his brothers.
Tian Shi, who was so smoked that he was dying, couldn't help but speak.
"Brothers, why don't I get you a basin of water to wash your feet first? Your feet smell a bit too strong, and we can't hold it in any longer."
Lin Feng closed his eyes and said coldly, "Yeah."
Brother Youpan showed a lewd smile.
"Wash your feet? You have to bend down! Then, considering their pectoralis major muscles and the looseness of their clothes, wouldn't it be...
When the time comes, I'll pretend to be careless, step on the basin, and be tempted by getting wet, hehehe..."
He hurriedly responded: "Okay, you go quickly, get more water, and give me a good wash!"
The brothers were relieved and quickly got up and ran out of the box to take a few breaths of fresh air.
Tian Yan wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and complained with an aggrieved look.
"Brother, who are these two people? Why do their feet smell so bad? The smell of the septic tank must be better than their feet."
As he spoke, he smelled his hands and rinsed them on the faucet with a look of disgust.
Tian Shi frowned, thinking about the situation just now, and analyzed.
"Of those two people, the one who disguised himself as you is definitely a novice, and his disguised voice is very average, while the other one is an expert, and his disguise is perfect.
And, on their feet, I smelled the smell of snail noodles and stinky tofu.
If my prediction is correct, they should be brought by Brother Feng to increase our strength.
We must perform well in a while. I very much doubt that Brother Feng just wants us to fail so he can demand 25 million in liquidated damages! "
When it came to liquidated damages, Tian Shi immediately gritted his teeth.
In all his life, he has never suffered such a big loss!
After hearing Tian Shi's analysis, Tian Yan couldn't help but look at him with envy.
"My brother has a good brain. We are both born to the same mother. Why is he so smart and me so stupid?"
Before he could think about it, Tian Shi walked into a storage room with ease.
After taking out a wooden basin carved with dragons and phoenixes, and a bag of flower petals and essential oils, he put on his nose plugs and walked towards the box.
Tian Yan hurriedly followed, he had no money to pay liquidated damages!
…
In the box, Brother Youpan looked at the screen with a vulgar look on his face and said with a mean smile.
"Brothers, do you want to see the welfare? If you want to see it, give me a small gift. I will show you the wet temptation of Ocean Horse in a while!"
After saying that, he looked at Lin Feng again, "Brother, you won't object, right?"
Lin Feng chuckled, "What are you opposed to? Let's do it together!"
Seeing this, the barrage instantly boiled.
"Brother Youbian is a good brother! Even if you have meat to eat, don't forget to share a bowl of soup with the brothers!"
"Hey, hey, the wet temptation of Ocean Horse! I didn't expect that you can see this benefit without opening the browser!"
"Come on brother Youbing, my brother can't wait!"
"..."
Seeing the sudden increase in barrages and gifts, as well as the steady stream of new viewers coming in, Brother Youbian also became excited.
As long as he can keep this group of fans, he can become a big anchor even if he doesn't eat fried cakes!
At this moment, the Tian brothers walked in carrying two basins.
"I kept you waiting for a long time. Come, let me wash your feet."
Tian Shi put Lin Feng's feet into the wooden basin and started scrubbing them gently.
After wearing nasal plugs, the brothers could barely tolerate the horrible stench.
Except for some eye irritation, everything else is not a problem.
Brother Youpan looked at Dayangma's big white rabbit that was about to come out, and immediately turned the live broadcast perspective.
"Fuck! So white and so big!"
"No wonder it's called Dayangma! It's really not built!"
"Pornographic anchor, report it!"
"Report it as fast as you can. Once you're done, you just want to ruin your brothers' jobs, right?"
Looking at this pleasing scenery, the barrage suddenly became smaller.
Lin Feng couldn't help but shook his head, "It seems that they are all busy with needlework. I wonder if you will collapse when you find out that these two Yangma are men."
After giving out benefits to the brothers for a few minutes, Lin Feng and Brother Youbian looked at each other and smiled together.
Wow!
boom!
Brother Youbian suddenly stepped on the edge of the basin, causing the entire basin to overturn and rain all over Tian Yan.
Wet all those thin clothes!
Brother Youpan quickly stood up and said apologetically, "Oh, I'm so sorry. I accidentally stepped on the basin. Come on, come on, I'll wipe it for you."
As he said that, the hand holding the phone was going to wipe Dayang Ma Tianyan's body.
Seeing this scene, the barrage went completely crazy!
"Brother Youbian, what a good brother, he actually pointed the camera at the big white rabbit and used our faces to stick the big steamed buns on it!"
"Hey, hey, brothers, don't lick the screen! Don't lick the screen!"
Tian Yan, who was splashed all over, was helped up by Brother Youbing before he could react.
He kept wiping his hands vigorously on his chest, and the LSPs on the other side of the screen pressed against the screen in enjoyment.
Snap!
As the two flesh-white objects fell to the ground, the whole place fell into dead silence.
Even Lin Feng didn't expect this scene to happen!
Brother Youbing looked in horror at the pair of prosthetic breasts on the ground and Tian Yan's strong pectoralis major muscles.
The whole person fell into collapse!
"You, you are a man?!"
As he spoke, something suddenly occurred to him. He quickly grabbed Tian Shi's clothes and tore them apart, grabbing the pair of white rabbits!
"Fuck! Both of them are men!"
The barrage in the live broadcast room is also crazy!
"Isn't it so poisonous?! I spent a long time coaching two men?!"
"I went crazy, I licked the screen of two men for a long time!"
"Mom, I'm not clean anymore!"
Just when everyone collectively collapsed.
Bang!
The door to the box was suddenly violently broken open, and a member of the Detective Bureau broke in.
"Everyone hold their heads and squat down! Fight against pornography!"
"It's over, my electronic pet is gone!"
…
An hour later, at the entrance of the Detective Bureau.
Lin Feng walked out swaggeringly with Brother Youpan, who was still fearful.
"Thanks, Captain Li! I'll treat you to a foot bath next time!"
At the door of the Detective Bureau, Li Tianxing said helplessly.
"Can you please stop being so horny? I scanned porn twice in two weeks, and you were there every time!
If it weren't for those two stupid boys to take the blame for you this time, I'm afraid you would really have to find someone to bail you out! "
Lin Feng waved his hand and said: "Hey, this is all an accident, so I'll leave first. Remember to ask my classmate's parents to come and get him!"
Li Tianxing said impatiently: "Okay, okay, get out of here!"
After sending away the cancerous Lin Feng, Li Tianxing returned to the detention room and opened the phone calls of his parents left by the Tian brothers.
"Hey, Tian Yue? I'm from the Detective Bureau. Your two sons were caught for prostitution. Remember to come to bail tomorrow morning..."
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