The Best Director

Chapter 183 This is what I call comedy! (begging for a monthly pass)

In the big screen of "Doug Doug", on the Mojave Desert where the yellow sand is rolling, a fierce bald muscular man pulls out a man with his hands bound and a hood from a Hummer, and the three of them are immediately excited cried out. Wearing a black leather jacket, Michelle stood in front of the Hummer with her arms folded. She wore sunglasses on her forehead and was gnawing on a toothpick in her mouth. She looked arrogant and arrogant.

The audience in the seats already had the mood to laugh, so they saw Michelle roughly pushing Doug, and said in a deep voice: "You have two choices, give me the money, and the person belongs to you; or ..." She took the toothpick from her mouth, took a sip, pointed at the trio with the toothpick, and said, "I'll kill all you bastards, and then the money will still be mine."

Following her words, the two muscular men on the left and right pulled out a pistol and pointed it at the trio standing in front of the Mercedes.

"Oh, take it easy, Miss Miller." The three of them raised their hands in fear, and the fat Zach said in a disapproving tone, "I told you to bring a gun. This is Sin City." Deli hurriedly shouted: "Stu, Stu, give her the money." Ed, who was wearing broken glasses, threw the money bag over Jiangye helplessly, and said, "Can you let her go now?"

The audience was about to laugh out loud. At this moment, Michelle agreed to let him go. The bald and muscular man took off the white hood on Doug's head. The three of them immediately yelled "Ooh!" There was also a huge burst of laughter: "Hahaha——" It can be said that there is no audience who does not know the guy whose mouth is sealed with black tape on the screen, Will Smith

They finally know what Will Smith's cameo is, Doug? what happened?

"Who is this guy fucking? We want Doug, Doug." Bradley was very mad and angry; Michelle scratched his forehead in a little doubt, spread his hands and said, "What did you say?" What shit? Isn’t he Doug?” Ed yelled, “We want a white guy”

"Haha, then it's none of my business." Michelle laughed disdainfully and snapped her fingers twice. The muscular man over there tore off Will Smith's tape, and Will "O" ate After a pain, he quickly cursed: "***,***,***,***... I told you that you caught the wrong person, big breasted and brainless chick Alan, what the hell are you doing to me? I was locked in the car for a whole day, and almost scared me to death, what the hell is going on with him?"

Listening to Will Smith's rap-like voice, the laughter in the 2875 theaters and the Shenandoah Theater in North America is getting louder and louder. The vulgar and funny image of Will makes the audience feel very fresh. It turns out that he is good at playing cool Will, who is handsome and "Chris Ganard", and many people on this side can't laugh anymore, only the stomach is constantly rising and falling, and it has entered the uncomfortable range.

"Where's Doug? Where's Doug?"..."man,

I am Doug"..."I thought you were Will Smith"..."Yes man, many people say that I look like him, but he is not as handsome, cool, or temperamental as me, and ,see it? He doesn't have my beautiful mole. "..."Who cares about your stinky shit"

"Ah, haha...cough" Evelyn's face was as red as if it had been burned, her eyes were full of smiles, but she was coughing hard. Helping Evelyn caress her back, she said with a smile: "Next time I won't watch Miraculous Yang with you, and I will give you a horror movie as a gift for every movie I watch, I can't stand it." Evelyn coughed and laughed: "It's okay, oh God……"

There was another burst of laughter in the projection hall, and on the screen Bradley yelled at the Michelle group who was about to leave: "Hey, Miller is not the Doug we want, give us Doug you Can't just leave like this, you take this shit back home and give us our money back"

Michelle turned and glanced at him, laughed slowly from a poof, bent over with a smile, nodded and said, "Oh, I'll take him back and give you the money, but why don't you try it first?" My balls? Uh..." As she said that, she made a fucking movement with her right hand in front of her crotch, and rubbed it a few times to make a fucking gesture, and said onomatopoeia: "Puff——Christmas gift, fuck you little idiots to death .”

"Haha..." Natalie slapped her thigh straight, and the audience around them laughed so hard that they almost fainted for a long time, and countless people's eyes secreted tears uncontrollably; many people covered their faces with disgusted smiles. Mouth, this is so vulgar. After this paragraph, most people's sense of laughter tonight has reached its limit. If there is any joke behind, it is difficult to make their facial muscles twitch crazily.

On the big screen, the trio went through untold hardships and finally found Doug. They left Las Vegas as quickly as possible and rushed back to Los Angeles for the wedding. In the final wedding scene, the audience continued to chuckle happily. They saw many guest stars, including Chaplin-style frontman Robert Downey Jr., guests Tom Welling and his wife, Zachary - Levi, Jessica Alba...

After the dentist dumped his girlfriend, the teacher's family was reunited, and Doug finished his wedding, etc., in the evening, the four were fighting for the digital camera that recorded their crazy night. Matthew Fox looked at them left and right, and said with a smile : "Let's watch it together, just once, and delete all the photos after reading it, okay?" Ed said: "Why don't you delete it now?" Bradley scolded: "You just watch it and get out, I still You want to know how I ended up in the hospital." Zach smiled and said, "Yes, there are."

"Guys, let's talk about it once?" Matthew raised the digital camera, and the other three nodded: "It's settled." Accompanied by the brisk electronic sound like playing Pac-Man, the four of them approached the camera In front of the screen, Matthew pressed play, and the four of them bounced back in surprise, covered their mouths and shouted, "Oh my God..." The fat man laughed and shouted: "It's too classic."

"Wow - wow!" There was a burst of loud laughter and applause in the Xuelan Theater, covering the soundtrack at the end of the movie. Fans kept clapping their hands, and many people laughed and shouted: " It’s so classic”, “It’s so funny” A beautifully dressed white girl stood up and shouted excitedly: “Magic Yang, you are so cool.” More and more audience stood up laughing, their voices were already a little hoarse : "It's so beautiful", "Cool—"

Most people in the film critics seat smiled, and many people curled their lips slightly. Liam Lacey, who wrote for the "Globe and Mail", was one of them. He did smile several times, but this movie It doesn't make much sense, and it's so barbaric and unreasonable. It doesn't hold Xiaoguo at all. What happened to these people? USA TODAY columnist Claude Yapgog continued to stare at the screen with interest, and if "The Hangover" was meant to be a belly-laugh movie, it did, and that's enough .

Therefore, no one left their seats in the screening hall where "The Hangover" was shown. Everyone looked at the static pictures on the left side of the cast and crew with relish, and the light laughter continued. These pictures clearly show that the four The process of a crazy night together, gambling with Michelle and others in the casino, dancing with prostitutes at the farewell bachelor party, and the dentist pulling out his own teeth with pliers...

Amidst the laughter, the 125-minute movie and the credits were all played. When the logo of the flame movie was released on the big screen, and then it returned to black and was about to play the trailers of other movies, the audience laughed and got up and left. , the screening hall was full of lively buzzing conversations, and aftertaste of the wonderful haha ​​in the film just now, everyone smiled lightly or deeply.

"It's great, I almost died laughing.", "I forgive Miracle Yang, this Christmas gift is good", "You wouldn't say that, haha" Listening to the laughter of the audience leaving the stage, Na Tali laughed like Wang Yang in the movie just now, put the scattered popcorn back into the bucket, and muttered with a smile: "Why didn't his fucking amazing Yang invite me to be a guest star?" It's a pity that he was left behind in the best comedy ever.

"Magical Young is right, the plot is kept secret to look good, Will Smith is too much", "It is definitely worth collecting, I heard that there will be more photos in the DVD, and there are magical kung fu."

"You know I'm very surprised now, he can be so vulgar, there is only such a director in Hollywood..." In the next aisle, audiences leaving the scene passed one after another, and Rachel took out her mobile phone with a smile on her face, and gave it to Wang Yang pressed a text message and sent Jiang Ye: "Congratulations, your acting is so funny, you will become a big star, but I won't allow you to laugh at the box office of "Spice Girl" when it's over."

Claire, Janet and a few people laughed and walked outside the theater box office decorated with a Christmas atmosphere. Claire said with a smile: "I decided to watch it again next week. I just want to laugh when I think about it. I want to see that fat man getting electrocuted." That part." Janet responded with a smile: "When? I want to watch it again, but I want to accompany Bruce again..." Claire waved his hand and said, "OK, ok, he likes Miracle Young too, right?"

There was thunderous applause in the Shenandoah Theater, and the audience expressed their love for "The Hangover" heartily, and sent their praises to the entire crew. Bradley, Zach, Michelle, Charlize Theron and other leading actors in the front row were all smiling happily, and the faces of main creators such as Harry George and David Lawrence were also full of excitement. Applause is the best reward.

Tom Welling clapped his hands vigorously and whistled a few times happily. Jamie White next to him suddenly frowned slightly and asked with a smile, "Honey, you didn't do these things that day, did you?" Tom Welling He was taken aback for a while, and said with the lines of "The Hangover", "Let's stay in Vegas for what happened in Vegas?" Seeing her uneasy expression, he quickly said: "No, no, no. Yang is a lunatic, and everyone else is normal. .”

Facing his girlfriend Erin's questioning, Zachary was surprised, and kept denying: "No, how could it be that he only played blackjack, and Yang played..."

"Okay, Miracle Yang, you can tell the answer now." Jessica patted Wang Yang's thigh with a sweet smile all over her face. Wang Yang looked at her seriously, and suddenly smiled: "It's too classic." Jessica asked suspiciously, "What?" Wang Yang grabbed her hand and kissed it, and said with a smile, "It's too classic."

There were 5 movies released on December 13th, and after this Friday night, the movie with the most views and ratings on the ImdB website was "The Hangover", with 731,568 users participating in the rating, the main page score was as high as 8.5, and the score of 8.4, an insane, unprecedented score for an R-rated comedy, and aside from the power of "Icon Director," its popularity is unquestionable.

Now the comedy genre films in front of it on ImdB are only "Forrest Gump", "City Lights", "Dr. Strangelove" with 8.6 points, "Modern Times" with 8.5 points, and "Amelie" with 8.4 points. Tmall Taobao Mall Taobao Women's Winter Coat m"...But these are either old Chaplin movies, or biographies or science fiction, if it is said to be a crude and rowdy R-rated comedy since the 1990s and 2000s , "The Hangover" has already stood at the highest position.

User Stewart commented: "I've never laughed so hard in an R-rated comedy, this is a great comedy and I love it more than District 9." Lots of support and replies, Gray-e wrote: "Forgive me for my selfishness, I hope Fantastic Young can make more comedy movies and be a hilarious director instead of an Oscar-pleasing guy." Connie of Girl Avatar Ya then wrote: "Young is the kind of person who is crude and profound."  …

Fans of Fantastic Young are screaming with excitement again. Two movies a year are completely two extremes. They are all great classics.

Evelyn's blog wrote: "I almost suffocated from laughing. I just vomited out of watching "District 9" a few months ago. The two most memorable things this year thank you my" Ellard said: "If If anyone doesn't let Miracle Yang be shortlisted for best director, please be careful" Keira: "The sixth film continues to be miraculous, he is 22 years old"...

Fans' love for it has also been reflected on Rotten Tomatoes, with the audience's like rate as high as 95%. Words such as "laughing to death", "laughing to tears", and "the best this year" are everywhere in the comments; but many Film critics have different opinions. Rotten Tomatoes has included 5 film reviews, 5 fresh and 45 rotten. The freshness of public film reviews is only 1%, and that of well-known film critics is 75%. The movie is gone, not even a good movie. "Chicago Tribune" film critic Michael Phillips commented: "This movie smells like a disaster. It's all those vulgar things. From "Juno" to The Hangover, maybe Mister Fantastic is grown up?" Adam Nardy of The New York Times wrote: "Fool, bitch, vixen, stupid, vulgar, foul language...they're boring. Mister Fantastic, you've played enough Yet?"

In addition to not appreciating the story and jokes of the film itself, "personal attack" is one of the main reasons why those film critics smashed Rotten Tomatoes, and they expressed their disappointment with Wang Yang. The site's Pam Robinson commented well why: "You see a new Steven Spielberg coming out, maybe more; but he's suddenly going to make a fucking movie. You What should we do with him?"

The reason why they were so angry was that they "watched the amazing Yang grow up", from the age of 18 to 22, seeing a thriving director suddenly become a lost youth, from human nature to shit and fart, angry; A few months ago, they themselves said that "Magical Yang is the great hope of the director of the earth". He is the kind of person who can be pulled into space and compete with aliens in a few years. Now he enjoys playing stupid shows endlessly.

No one said that big directors can't make commercial films or comedies, but will Steven Spielberg play shit? Does Robert Zemeckis play shit? Does James Cameron play shit? Will Michael Bay, who specializes in commercial films, play it? … But the magic will be so they are all a bit heartbroken, Richard Bruns of the San Francisco News laments: "He's only 22 years old after all, the age to mess around in college."

"'District 9' and 'The Hangover' combined have over 300 F words, the former blows your mind, the latter makes no sense."

However, the 5 fresh film reviews still represent the mainstream voices. These film critics stood in the camp of "lol to death" and enjoyed a feast of joy just like ordinary movie fans. As for what kind of animal Miracle Yang will evolve into in the future, they have nothing to worry about. On the contrary, there are many voices full of expectations and cheerful words of praise.

Betsy Sharkey of the Los Angeles Times wrote: "Stupid and hilarious. There can never be a style for Fantastic Young, unless that style is incredible." Wilson Morale of 1m "The Hangover is outrageous, entertaining, and laugh-out-loud classic. Play it well, young man." Jeffrey Nick of The Hollywood Reporter wrote: "Tacky, slutty and Stupid, but it's destined to be a comedy classic, one of the funniest movies."

"I take it to be a post-Ninth, Fantastic Young slapstick for fun, with a vulgar humor that'll give you a headache." —Kurt Williams, The Washington Post "If anyone can't find the fun in this movie, it's Amish elder, baby, Wiggs who live in Tenth Ward. You're not them but you're not laughing? Then you must be an unpopular People who are welcome." -- Kimberly Gidetain, Independent Film; "If you're going to be stupid, pretend to be smart; if you're going to be vulgar, have to be humorous, and that's the magic of this carnival Where.” – Margaret Leighton, Newsday  …

And Roger Ebert, the most popular film critic in the United States and a die-hard fan of Miracle Young, also published a film review in the "Chicago Sun-Times" for the first time. His words are full of admiration and love for "The Hangover" , commented: "This is what I call a comedy. Basically, you don't have time to rest. From the beginning to the end, you want to watch the credits of the credits. This situation is in "When Happiness Knocks on the Door" It was also in "."

"The plot is hilarious, the scenes are hilarious, the lines are hilarious, and everything is almost perfect." The old man almost didn't call it a movie that "put Christmas time to shame", and he finally wrote: "I am very satisfied with this Christmas gift. only thumbs up"

As a commercial comedy, fans and audiences consider whether to watch it more because of the audience's liking, rather than the freshness of critical film critics. What's more, the famous film critics of "The Hangover" are fresh on the first weekend, and countless viewers want to watch the film Influx of movie theaters, 5 new films and 4 comedies, who to watch? The unrestricted audience after the age of 17 almost all said to the conductor: "Give me the ticket for "The Hangover."

Amidst the bustle and bustle, the weekend from December 13th to 19th ended with the jingle of Christmas songs. The hilarious "The Hangover" made it to the list with or without suspense, taking the top spot with an absolute advantage. Champion of the week. It was screened in 2,875 theaters, and it received a total of 55.73 million box office in three days. It also became the new number one for the best opening performance of an R-rated comedy. The previous record was maintained by the 45.11 million of "American Pie 2" in the summer vacation.

And this weekend's p-12-ta1 (the total of the top 12) is 700 million, "The Hangover" accounted for more than 1%, and the other 11 movies divided up the other half, and there are 4 new movies, so it can be said that they All were mercilessly shredded to pieces by The Hangover.

In second place is "Manhattan Cinderella" directed by Wang Ying. 2,838 theaters only received 710,000. The rating is 31%, and the audience likes it 53%. The old story has become the main reason for its criticism; the third place is "Star Trek: Nemesis", which was released in 2711 theaters, and it took away 510,000 box office.

And 2 ranked fourth, with a box office of .11 million. The scary thing is that its freshness of public film reviews is only 21%. Except for the performance of the actors, almost everything is said to be bad, but with the popularity of Rachel McAdams and those jokes, The audience likes it in %. Yahoo's weekend box-office review reads: "Rachel is outshone by Fantastic Young, which is certainly to be expected, if there is a matchup."

Another new comedy, "The Drumline," which opened in 1,836 theaters, came in fifth; followed by "Die Another Day" with 4.31 million, Wan's "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets," and 2.46 million. The two-week R-rated comedy "The Boss Step Over 2"...

The cake in the comedy market was completely captured by "The Hangover". Its strength immediately silenced all those who doubted it before. The box office comment list described this weekend's champion as: "Magic Yang is a pure box office bomb, and all audiences Laughing and the whole comedy world trembling with fear"

Although the Christmas holiday is approaching, the editorial office of the entertainment section of the "Los Angeles Times" is still busy. Sitting on a swivel chair, Emma Skurk is looking at the computer screen, typing quickly on the keyboard with both hands. Unexpectedly, her prediction came true. "The Hangover" and Fantastic Young are like a lion rushing into the flock, tearing up four comedies, and now there is only one "Personal Lover", which can stop "The Hangover" pace of?

She shook her head with a smile, and couldn't help thinking: "The highest-grossing R-rated comedy in history? The highest-grossing Las Vegas travel movie?" At this time, she saw her colleague David Klein walking away with a stack of documents. However, he stopped and laughed again: "Hey, "The Hangover"" David Klein glanced at her, and laughed non-stop: "I know, but it's really stupid."

"Then did you laugh?" Emma Skurk asked again with a smile. Anyway, she laughed so hard that tears burst out of her eyes. David Klein, who was gradually walking away over there, responded, "Of course I'm an earthling, not a worm."

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ps: Asking for a monthly pass, Wow Li continued to sincerely ask for a monthly pass. I didn’t expect that we could actually be ranked in the top ten in the urban classification, so how about we continue to maintain and be positive? Let the grades of this book rise steadily, and make more unexpected things come true, thank you everyone