The Best Fake Eunuch

More than a dozen neatly dressed generals lined up on both sides, staring at Xiao Chen together.

Behind them stood more than a hundred burly and extremely sturdy men, if Xiao Chen guessed right, they should be swordsmen.

That is to say, if he disagrees with Prince Moro, he will escort them out of the tent and behead them.

"You are Xiao Chen?" Prince Moro looked Xiao Chen up and down, and asked lazily.

"You are Mo Luo?" Xiao Chen said lightly.

"Bold! This is our little prince, how dare you call him by his first name? Kneel down and apologize!" More than a dozen generals shouted together.

Xiao Chen was amused, "I rely on him to be your prince, not Lao Tzu's prince. Lao Tzu is the Grand Marshal personally appointed by the Emperor of Zhou Dynasty, the first-rank eunuch, the General Zheng Bei, and the Governor of Yanyun County. Xianbo, a little prince of a small country, should kneel down and worship this commander...but forget it, let's be excused."

Xiao Chen talked to himself, enjoying himself, and his attitude was extremely arrogant, he probably didn't come to surrender.

"Hehe, Xiao Chen, you are about to die, and you still dare to be rude to this prince? Believe it or not, I'll cut you apart!" The little prince Mo Luo smiled murderously.

"I don't believe it." After Xiao Chen finished speaking, he had no further words.

The little Prince Moro is very passive, so why don't you believe me?

I had to take the initiative to ask him, "Why?"

"Because I'm here to save your life." Xiao Chen said surprisingly.

"Giggle, you are so funny, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life." Little Prince Moro was taken aback when he heard this, and then he burst out laughing.

He laughed like a girl, and he covered his mouth frankly.

"Really? Then you can laugh heartily, little prince, this is also the last joke you'll hear in your life." Xiao Chen didn't laugh.

"I'd like to hear how you plan to save me?" Little Prince Moro was overjoyed.

"I rode the horse all the way here, my thigh hurts, and my throat is about to emit smoke, because I rushed to rescue you, I didn't eat lunch..." Xiao Chen answered irrelevantly, meaning that you want Lao Tzu to save you. You, wine and meat should always be prepared, right?

"Heck, I just haven't eaten yet... Come on, let's set up a banquet!" The little prince Moro waved his hand, "Everyone, go down, it seems that Marshal Xiao Chen doesn't like this, and neither should we." It’s acting, I’m uncomfortable looking at it, you guys go to eat meat and drink with these heroes, if you’re not full or drunk, I won’t obey!”

The four of them remained motionless, looking at Xiao Chen together.

"Go ahead, why are you polite if I invite you to drink? Let me chat with the little prince alone." Xiao Chenxin said that the little prince is indeed a smart person, since he is a smart person, it will be easy to chat.

It's a banquet, but it's actually very simple. It's just some dairy products, some air-dried mutton, boiled rotten beef bones, and some fruit pasta fried in mutton fat. It's nothing compared to my Chinese cuisine.

"This is our kumiss, it's very strong, do you dare to drink it?" The little prince Moro picked up a leather bag, and squinted at Xiao Chen provocatively, "Our rule is that guests have to serve three big bowls first. , are you afraid that there is poison in the wine?"

"Spirited wine is the most fragrant, and poisonous flowers are the most beautiful." Xiao Chen smiled, "Pour the bar."

After drinking three big bowls of strong wine, Xiao Chen's face remained unchanged and his heart skipped a beat.

Are you saying that he is good at drinking? Not really.

It was because he felt uncomfortable after being drunk once, and he finished the hangover pill that Duanmu Nanqiao gave him, so he practiced the flame palm technique, thinking that maybe sweating a little would make him feel better.

As a result, when he was lucky, the dantian zhenqi surged up, and when it flowed to the stomach meridian, he felt disordered, so he automatically guided the alcohol in it to the palm and forced it out.

Before he finished practicing a set of palm techniques, he was completely drunk, but his palms were all wet. He thought he was sweating, but he smelled a pungent smell of alcohol.

Huh? How could it be so?

So when he drank three cups of spirits, he immediately circulated his true energy, forcing all the alcohol out of his palm without anyone noticing.

In Tianlong Babu, Duan Yu and Xiao Feng used the Liumai Excalibur to force the alcohol out of the body when they were fighting for wine. The same principle is used for the Flame Palm.

It can be seen that it is very important to know a powerful martial arts, and it can always be used at critical times.

"Drink my wine, you should save my life." The little prince Mo Luo also accompanied him with a bowl, his fair face flushed suddenly.

"Why do you look so familiar to me?" Looking at the little prince up close, Xiao Chen suddenly had a feeling of deja vu.

And what happened to the faint fragrance in the nose?

It is true that many men now wear various aromatherapy bags on their bodies, such as Duanmu Nanfeng, Li Wanyun, and even Ye Baiqing.

But this smell is not from any vanilla, but the unique body fragrance of a woman.

There is no need to ask how Xiao Chen knew it, right?

"Because we've met before." Prince Mo Luo smiled sweetly, making him even more charming, but it caused goose bumps on Xiao Chen's body.

No way, when have I seen you, a dead shemale!

If I have seen it, I will definitely not forget it...but it is so familiar.

"Give me back my precious sword, and I will tell you who I am." Prince Moro changed his tone.

"How come your treasured sword is here with me... Oh, I just remembered, you are Wu Luolan!" Xiao Chen's eyes widened in surprise!

No wonder he looks so familiar, it turns out that he is the girl Duan Linger caught last night, now she is disguised as a man, wearing armor, and has a different tone of voice, so Xiao Chen didn't recognize her.

Besides, who the hell would have thought that the little Prince Moro was a little girl!

If I knew it was you...

Xiao Chen's intestines are turning green with regret, isn't it?

Damn, if he knew she was him, he had to put shackles on her no matter what he said last night!

It was because everyone was deceived by her timid appearance that they lost the great opportunity to capture him alive, and even killed two brothers.

What the hell!

"Hehe, you must be regretting not killing me last night, right?" The little prince Moro showed a smile like a little fox who stole his mouth.

Or she should be called Wu Luolan.

"I regret it, but I won't kill you, otherwise I wouldn't have come to save you today." Xiao Chen sighed, took a sip of his wine, it was so miserable!

"Aren't you alarmist when you keep saying that you want to save me?" Wu Luolan restrained her smile and started talking about serious business.

"No, my army is right outside, and I can attack you at any time. You know my strength. It's no problem to destroy you all, but I don't plan to do it. Do you think it's a forgiveness? Your life?" Xiao Chen spoke with confidence and confidence, but he just couldn't help blinking.

"Hmph, if you really have this strength, then you don't need to stand guard at the edge of the forest, you should have attacked me long ago." Wu Luolan sneered.

"This is called stopping with stillness and defending with offense. The situation is unknown, so how can I attack easily? It is impossible for you, the leader of the army, to understand this truth." Xiao Chen showed a surprised expression, pretending to be so vivid .