The Best Fake Eunuch

Xiao Chen is definitely an expert in negotiating. How good is his eloquence, especially when he is facing a beautiful girl, he can show more skill.

How do you think Murong Danqiu, Duanmu Nanqiao, Liu Ruyun, Yang Feng'er, Huan'er were deceived by Xiao Chen?

It all depends on his three-inch tongue.

Of course, appearance and quality are also very important...

I don't know if this Wu Luolan understands poetry and literature? Otherwise, as long as you recite a poem casually, you will be convinced in an instant.

"But now the situation is very clear, you are not my opponent at all! Do you think I really only brought three thousand old, weak, sick and disabled? Isn't that here to die? I'm not crazy, and I haven't lived enough. Why? Would you do such a stupid thing?" Does Xiao Chen's words sound reasonable?

Urolan couldn't help but not believe it.

"I can make a real deal with you. I have 5,000 armored cavalry, 2,000 musket battalions, and 3,000 elite infantry! Those old, weak, sick, and disabled have been incorporated into the logistics force by me. In fact, they can also fight. , It's just that I don't need it at all!" Xiao Chen's words were 70% false and 30% true, so they sounded very similar to the truth.

Coupled with his serious expression and sincere tone, Wu Luolan couldn't help but not believe it.

The main reason is that they did kill her three thousand cavalry.

"Then I still have to thank you?" His tone has gradually softened.

"But I'm a peace-loving person, and I don't like wars the most. If the emperor insisted on sending me here, and if I didn't come, I would kill my head. I really don't want to come. What do you think you can't sit down and talk about? Do you have to fight?" What's the point of killing and killing? In the end, it won't hurt both sides, and the fisherman will benefit from it?" Xiao Chen sighed, feeling compassionate.

"You want to make peace with me, does your Emperor Li Wanjiang agree?" Wu Luolan was very smart, and had already heard some other meanings from Xiao Chen's voice.

"I don't accept military orders abroad!" Xiao Chen said lightly, "I can tell you this, in the future Yanyun County, I will be the one who decides everything, and you don't have to think about the Emperor of the Zhou Dynasty. mean."

"You are so loud!" Wu Luolan stared at Xiao Chen intently, as if she was re-examining Xiao Chen.

"That's because I am confident. We have deciphered all the letters your father gave you. You are in a dilemma now, right?" Xiao Chen began to press harder and harder.

"Hehe, that's not necessarily the case. You also said that if you don't accept military orders abroad, I may not retreat." Wu Luolan didn't have any confidence in her words.

"You can pull it down, you have no choice but to retreat now! Even if you retreat, you may not be able to go back safely. That guy Wanyan Pingqiu will definitely send soldiers to deceive you. I have dealt with him and know that this kid is very insidious. !” Xiao Chen let out a cold air in his nose.

Urolan was speechless.

"Not to mention Yan Pingqiu, I just want to ask you how to cross Niutoushan with so many things? I don't even have to attack you, as long as I follow you behind you, when they reach Niutoushan, they will send troops to intercept , I will attack you from behind again, how do you resist, I will ask you again?" Xiao Chen shot another cold arrow.

Hitting Urolan's heart.

"Of course, then again, I'm here to rescue you, not to beat you, so I can say hello to them at Niutoushan, and just let you go there." Xiao Chen hurt others In her heart, she gave her another reassurance.

"Will that Wu Ming listen to you?" Wu Luolan expressed doubts.

"No." Xiao Chen answered clearly.

"You!" Wu Luolan's eyes widened again.

"Hehe, do you really think it is Wu Ming who is guarding Niutoushan? Let me tell you the truth, the 3,000 defenders in Niutoushan are the elite troops I sent in the past, and I ordered them to hold on. Don't you believe it? Then let me tell you one more thing, the general leading the army is not Wu Ming, but Li Tanhua!" Xiao Chen said.

"Li Tanhua? Is that the civil and military Tanhua from the Han Dynasty?" Wu Luolan was really surprised when she heard this, because she had heard the name of this legendary figure for a long time.

Because Li Tanhua once led hundreds of people to northern Xinjiang to snatch a good BMW horse, sweeping thousands of miles, rushing back and forth, no one can stop him!

Including their Xianbo, almost all northern Xinjiang tribes have suffered from him!

Back then they robbed hundreds of BMWs from the Mojie Kingdom, Wanyan Pingqiu’s older brother Wanyan Pingzuo was very angry, and personally led thousands of fine riders to chase him for hundreds of miles, vowing to kill this Northern Xinjiang the scourge.

Unexpectedly, he was killed by Li Tanhua with a carbine on the way, not only the entire army of thousands of fine cavalry was wiped out, but even himself was beheaded by Li Tanhua, and he was also made into a chamber pot!

In those few years, Northern Xinjiang suffered a lot from him, mainly because he was not only brave, but also very cunning. Today it is said that he herds horses in the west, and tomorrow someone says that he is robbing sheep in the east. There are hundreds of miles between them. No one knows whether he is in the east or the west?

At that time, if the children in the various tribes did not sleep at night and cried, as long as the family members said that Li Tanhua was coming, no matter how naughty the children were, they would immediately shut up and shut up obediently.

It's that awesome.

Later, I heard that he felt that he was too heavy to kill, and he was afraid of going crazy, so he found a secluded place and became a monk.

Some people said that he had actually been a monk before, while others said that it was because Li Wanjiang wanted to recruit him and promised him to be the governor of Yanyun County, but he was unwilling, so he became a monk.

There are different opinions, none of which have any real basis, but no one knows what happened, anyway, he never came out to harm others afterwards.

It seems that the big guy's usual curse on him still had some effect. Although he didn't curse him to death, it forced him to put down his butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately.

Although he has withdrawn from the world of mortals, there are still legends about him in the world of mortals...

Every part is scary.

No wonder Niutoushan could not be attacked for a long time, it turned out that there was this person in charge!

Then everything can be explained.

But here comes the problem.

Li Tanhua is the Tanhualang of the previous dynasty, and he did not submit to Dazhou. In other words, he would not listen to the orders of your emperor, so how could he listen to you, a little eunuch?

"Hehe, this is a secret, the secret must not be leaked." Xiao Chen's smile was very mysterious, saying that if you don't pretend to be coercive at this time, when will you pretend to be coercive?

"Could it be that you are playing tricks on this prince?" Wu Luolan felt that this matter was incredible.

"I can guarantee that you can evacuate Yanyun County safely, and you will never lose a single soldier, but the condition is that you must release all the captured people of Yanyun County. You can't take so many people away." Xiao Chen said.

"That won't work!" Wu Luolan flatly refused. This is all his spoils of war. If she kept all of them, then wouldn't she come in vain?

Besides, she has plundered so many things, if there is no strong man, how will she transport them back?