The biggest fanatic in football

"Li Polo...are you crazy?"

Lineker, the host of the British BBC TV station, looked at "5:0" on the screen with a look of astonishment on his face:

"Before the first half was over, he scored England's five goals by himself!"

"He's almost as good as Lewandowski from last season!"

"Oh no, no, no, if you want to be comparable to Lewandowski, you're still far from it."

Commentator Carragher sitting opposite stubbornly shook his head:

"The Polish striker scored five goals in just nine minutes, but it took Lee Polo a full 40 minutes to achieve the same result."

"And... Lewandowski faced opponents from the same league, but Lee Polo's opponents were a group of Championship-level defenders!"

His words were resounding, and then Li Polo in the picture made a savage charge, squeezed out a gap from the crowd, and then leaped high again!

"..."

Looking at that white figure, I opened my mouth wide!

Only Lineker spoke:

"6:0!"

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"You are such a madman!"

After the first half whistle, Lee Polo saw Vardy on the bench shaking his head.

He smiled and fist-bumped with the opponent to celebrate, and then followed the coaching staff into the locker room.

Most of the substitute players, such as Vardy, stayed on the field to warm up to maintain a little excitement.

After all, England has a big lead and the game has entered garbage time. Southgate is likely to make early substitutions in the second half...

"In the second half, let Kane come on early to find his condition, right?"

Sure enough, someone on the coaching staff quickly made suggestions.

Southgate touched his big nose noncommittally, and suddenly turned his head and glanced at the rookie forward whose feet were about to explode:

"Do you want to rest in the second half?"

Li Polo raised his eyes and met the head coach's eyes.

He didn't speak, just narrowed his eyes slightly.

[I just found the feeling of scoring a goal, you want to make a substitution? 】

Southgate couldn't help but take a step back and stepped on the foot of the assistant coach who just proposed a substitution!

A heart-rending cry suddenly sounded in the locker room:

"Ouch~"

"Team doctor! Team doctor!"

"Coach Tom suffered a comminuted fracture of his toe!"

Looking at his assistant who almost fainted from the pain, Southgate took a breath and then showed a determined look.

He walked to the tactical board, knocked on the whiteboard, and said firmly:

"In the second half, we continued to strengthen our offense!"

"The tactics are very simple, everyone passes!"

"Rooney, Lallana, Sterling...reduce unnecessary dribbling and give the ball to Lee Polo quickly!"

"If there is a penalty kick opportunity, leave it to him!"

Li Polo finally closed his eyes.

[This head coach can be observed again.]

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"Fuck! 6:0 at halftime?"

"Are those mud-legged Scots turning green in the face?"

"Hahaha, I feel so happy when I think that our old Scottish professor will take a day off tomorrow!"

"And our Scottish boss will probably be furious during the meeting tomorrow!"

"What are you talking about when you step on a horse?"

"You idiot, don't you watch the national team?"

"What national team? I just like watching cricket!"

"Cut,="=convex!"

"Li Polo? What kind of birdman is this? So awesome?"

"You don't even know about Lee Polo?"

"What's wrong? I only know Michael Jordan. Can Lee Polo be better than him?"

"Go away! NBA is not welcome in England!"

In England's domestic online media, there is a strong sense of nationalism everywhere.

Like football hooligans, British online fans are also very famous. However, the performance of the England national team has gradually improved in recent years. It is difficult for them to catch a few scumbags, so they can only use the victory to celebrate in advance.

"Southgate, the interim coach, is much better than Allardyce and Hodgson!"

"After this round, I will have no problem qualifying, right?"

"Huo Taigong is an senile person. Lee Polo was able to completely defeat Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi last season, but he didn't even call him up?"

"If the FA still has any intelligence, it should quickly give Nandaemun a formal contract!"

"Yes, yes, by the way, expel Rooney, Sterling, and Jajjelka from the national team!"

"...You must be a Liverpool fan when you step on the horse!"

"Let's go, let's go find a great Scottish beauty technician!"

"Stop talking nonsense, the second half has begun!"

"Wait for me for a few minutes and see who can cum better, me or Lee Polo!"

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At 48 minutes and 13 seconds, Rooney picked a pass from midfield. Lee Polo transformed into Inzaghi Muller and easily countered offside from behind the defense. Then he headed the ball a little while moving forward and bounced the ball with a hit to the ground. The seventh

Breaking through Gordon's ten finger barrier for the first time!

7:0!

At 52 minutes and 44 seconds, Walker made a 45-degree cross from the wing. Although Lee Polo was trapped in a tight siege, he still took off forcefully to complete the top challenge.

However, this time the header was prepared hastily and was punched out by Gordon. Then Sterling made a follow-up shot, but it flew directly into the sky at Wembley.

At 54 minutes and 36 seconds, Henderson moved in a wide range. After stopping the ball, Lee Polo turned around and shot. Although no one interfered, he was eager to shoot and kicked the ball...

However, his shot is much more accurate than Sterling's!

Carragher is right. In terms of shooting skills, even three Lee Poirots tied together cannot compare to Lewandowski at his peak!

From the 45th minute to the 54th minute, in a full 9 minutes, Lee Polo only scored 1 goal!

But Lee Polo has two major advantages:

First, his header skills are already very good. Even if all the aerial tyrants in football history stand in front of him, they may not be able to control him!

The other one is that he can become super awesome every three minutes!

At 57 minutes and 52 seconds, Walker sent a cross again. This time, Lee Polo got rid of the two central defenders in advance and used a slightly circuitous and weird movement to grab the landing point of the pass!

Gordon's little heart "thumped" for the eighth time!

8:0!

And just 2 minutes later, Li Polo rolled in the penalty area!

The referee took one look at the bloody score, and his right hand that took out the cards even started to tremble.

【That’s almost enough, right?】

【Do you really want to go to heaven? 】

Bella turns from two yellows to one red!

Penalty kick!

Gordon sighed, closed his eyes, and threw himself in a random direction!

Li Polo kicked straight into the middle!

9:0!

He took off his jersey and showed the number on the back to the world!

"9!"

I am number 9 and I score 9 goals!

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"Steve~~~"

Southgate on the sidelines only shouted once and found that his throat was shaking wildly uncontrollably.

His assistant coach Holland had long been standing there with a dazed look on his face, without any reaction.

Southgate ran his hands through his hair, but his hands were sweaty.

London in November has already entered the cold winter, but every pore of his body is gushing out heat unbridled!

He looked around. The stands were full of singing and dancing fans, and more than one-fifth of the male fans had already taken off their shirts, revealing their generally fat bodies!

They sang loudly in the cold wind:

"li~polo, li~polo,

running down the wing, flying with wings spread

jumping to the sky, flying across the sky

heading on the goal, heading the ball towards the goal

and killing all the scot**! Killing all the scot** fellows!"

Li Polo, who was standing in the middle of the court waiting for the kick-off, nodded with satisfaction.

[Compared to the civilized and unorganized Spanish fans, these guys from England are more creative!]

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"liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~~~~"

At 66 minutes and 6 seconds, the sky above Wembley Stadium was once again filled with cheers.

"poloooooooo!!!!!"

The audience stood up collectively and gave their most enthusiastic praise with the warmest applause and singing!

Just 3 seconds ago, even though he was off balance, Lee Polo still received a pass from Lallana from the left, and completed his best header just half a meter away from the ground!

Goalkeeper Gordon had no idea that he could still header the ball in this situation!

10:0!

[Negative emotions from Gordon, 99!]

[Didn’t I agree that...you are No. 9 and only score 9 goals? 】

【Why don’t you practice martial ethics? 】

-

Southgate finally recovered from the shock.

He gritted his teeth and glanced at the VIP area behind him, where sat the newly appointed chairman of the Football Association, Greg Clark - the same English professional footballer who suggested that Lee Polo transfer to Leicester City.

Chairman of the League, he was promoted to the top position in English football in September 2016.

Clark, who was in the box, was obviously beaming with joy. He looked ten years younger, but the chairman of the Scottish Football Association, who was just a block away, could be sent to the ICU ward at any time!

"Uh, Gareth."

Assistant coach Holland tugged on his sleeve and gave him a wink:

"It's from the FA."

Southgate took a deep breath.

He heard the announcement of his official appointment!

-

In the 68th minute, Harry Kane started to warm up.

But there was no fluctuation in his heart, and he didn't want to appear at all.

The score has already reached double digits, what's the point of playing on your own?

Unless he scores more than 10 goals in the remaining time, the protagonist of this game has already been determined!

In the 72nd minute, Lee Polo was substituted!

He has already been prepared for the head coach's decision.

Scotland, who were lagging behind by a big score, had withdrawn all their offensive players and retreated into the penalty area. If they wanted to break their collective defense, there was almost no other way except to increase the number of fouls!

But... Lee Polo had already received a yellow card for taking off his clothes to celebrate, and other teammates were not willing to sacrifice their lives heroically to help him continue to score goals.

At this time, it is the most correct choice to make an honorable exit and then accept the worship of the entire stadium!

"The show is over!"

Lineker summed it up in the simplest terms.

Then he squinted at the commentator opposite and asked the question from the first half:

"Jamie, do you still think... today's Lee Polo is not as good as last year's Poles?"

Carragher wiped the sweat from his forehead and showed an awkward smile:

"No wonder Valencia has performed so strongly in the past two years. If we were given a Lee Polo in Liverpool, we would win the championship even if there was a dog tied to the coaching bench!"

Lineker burst out laughing.

Even at this moment, Carragher has not forgotten to make fun of his old gay friend in Spain!

-

"10:0!"

All the media in the UK issued the latest reports almost at the same time, and one newspaper only published a bloody number on the front page!

However, more media still use traditional methods to report:

"England massacred Scotland! The British Civil War ushered in the craziest tragedy in history!"

"The Scottish players broke down and cried bitterly at halftime! The scene was unbearable to watch!"

"The National Assembly of Scotland strongly protested: We are from the same roots, so why rush to fight each other!"

"Queen Elizabeth personally intervened: No, no!"

"You know how to recognize people! Southgate is expected to become a permanent member within 24 hours!"

"Hodgson does a lot of harm! With such a dominant striker, why not use him in the European Cup?"

"Allardyce get out"

"Exclusive interview with Gary Neville: Lee Polo is invincible!"

"Nuno Santo posted after the game: I trained Lee Polo! Neville is just sitting back and enjoying the results!"

"Neil Ardley publicly revealed the rumor: I am Lee Polo's first boss!"

"Nuno Santo fights back: I tapped into Lee Polo's free agent potential!"

"Lee Polo scored 10 goals in one game! The national team made a perfect debut!"

"Crazy! Cristiano Ronaldo was silent for a while, and Messi was about to cry!"

"Lewandowski retreats! The Three Lions usher in the strongest striker in history!"

"Sturridge: Quit the national team on the spot!"

"Vardy: Lee Polo promised to take me on a flight!"

"Rooney: I'm eager to go to the World Cup with Lee Polo!"

"Kane: Lee Polo, Aba Aba Fa Fa Fa (transliteration)!"