The biggest fanatic in football

With 10 goals scored in a single game, the English Derby, which did not have much traffic at first - after all, there is a huge difference in strength - suddenly became the hottest attraction during this international competition week.

Official organizations such as the Football Association, UEFA, and FIFA have all published articles, highly praising Lee Polo's crazy performance, which has further increased Lee Polo's popularity.

The official team of the England national team even produced a video titled:

"Lee Polo's top ten goals for the national team!"

With the help of highly developed online media, Lee Polo, who has never played a minute in England's top league, has completely entered the eyes of the general public in England!

When Li Polo woke up, his fans on social media had almost doubled from more than 20 million at the beginning of the season, approaching the 50 million mark!

The total population of the British Isles is only 70 million...

Even if we add 40 million Spaniards, the total number is just over 100 million.

Regarding the number of his fans, Li Polo couldn't help but have some doubts:

【Is the moisture inside here...too big?】

Then he noticed that the reminder message from yesterday still remained in his mind:

【Shoot:44→45!

Pass:37→38!

Spirit:80→81!】

He was stunned for a long time before he reacted.

It seems that during the training four days ago, my shooting attributes just improved by 1 point!

Although he scored 10 goals in a row in this game, the speed of improvement...is it too fast?

I will graduate from high school soon!

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This game is the fourth round of the European Group Stage of the World Cup Qualifiers (10 rounds in total). After the game, England has achieved 3 wins and 1 draw with a total of 10 points, temporarily ranking first in Group F.

In second place is Slovenia with 8 points.

Slovakia, Scotland, Lithuania and Malta ranked 3-6 respectively.

In fact, public opinion in England generally believes that the five competitors in this group have almost no pressure on the Three Lions. Even if Lee Polo is excluded from the national team, any head coach can easily break through.

But...anyone will retract the above views after seeing Lee Polo's extremely dominant and indiscriminate bombardment.

Who doesn’t want their national team to have such a domineering superstar who is good at offense and defense?

What's more... this superstar is also particularly good at creating hot spots!

England, which has a well-developed media, wants to pull out the former head coach Hodgson and whip him 10,000 times!

If you had recruited such a superstar with both traffic and strength earlier, even if he had been sitting on the bench, our newspapers would have been able to sell several times more!

——Of course, if Hodgson dares to let Lee Polo sit on the bench, Lee Polo may directly give him an expert number for comminuted fractures of both legs during training!

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"Oh ho, our super bomber is back!"

On November 13, Li Polo, who returned to the club, also received unanimous ridicule from his teammates and coaches.

Zakaria whistled:

"I saw the top ten goals of the National Team by Lee Polo, and it almost made me laugh to death!"

"You have played one national team game in total! It's like you are summarizing your career!"

“The British still know how to do marketing!”

Gary Neville also led the applause with a smile on his face:

"Didn't I tell you that you could have an extra day of rest? Why did you return to the team early?"

Li Polo was stunned for a moment, and immediately understood that the head coach was helping him create a persona...

He shrugged his shoulders:

"This game is not as intense as the training within our team!"

"If the opponent's goalkeeper was Alves, I wouldn't be able to score 10 goals!"

Alves quickly shook his head like a rattle:

"Believe in yourself, you can do it!"

There was a burst of joyful laughter on the training ground, and most of the players were smiling.

During this international competition week, Parejo's Spain, Cancelo's Portugal, and Van Dijk's Netherlands all achieved ideal results. Although these players were a little tired, their spirits were quite high.

But there are exceptions.

For example, Fegouli's Algeria, they were easily crushed by Nigeria 3:1 in the key battle of the African qualifiers...

Another example is De Paul and Perez's Argentina. In the strong dialogue between South America and Germany, they were defeated by their old enemy Brazil 3:0!

Obviously, there is Messi who is in great form in La Liga and is second only to Li Polo in the scorer list. Higuain is the golden boot who is killing all in Serie A. Di Maria, who is enjoying himself in Ligue 1, is gradually regaining his main position in Manchester City.

Aguero, plus Otamendi, Zabaleta, Mascherano and other first-line stars, but the Pampas Eagle still had its wings broken!

You know, Brazil on the opposite side is actually not strong at all. They only have Neymar, the second boss of Barcelona, ​​Coutinho, the core of the mid-tier Premier League team Liverpool, Marcelo Alves, the winger of Real Madrid and Barcelona, ​​and Fernandini, the strongman of Manchester City.

Well-known players such as Austria, if only compared with the lineup, they have no advantage at all.

Because in Brazil's starting lineup, there are actually two players from the Chinese Super League - Paulinho Augusto!

In addition, there is Jesus, a 19-year-old youngster from Brazil, who will serve as the starting forward!

Argentina, which suffered a heavy blow, was unable to win four consecutive rounds and fell directly to sixth place in the South American region. The qualifying situation is almost the same as that of the Chinese team...

"Rotation Brazil defeated the main force Argentina 3-0!"

"Messi has 0 goals and 0 assists against Brazil in 10 years, 0:3 three times!"

"Neymar completely beat Messi! Argentina's No. 10 is not as good as Coutinho!"

"Is Argentina's lineup still weak? The defense was overwhelmed by the two Chinese Super League players!"

"Argentina's promotion is in doubt? Messi's golden ball is gone!"

Under the verbal criticism from Argentina's domestic media, the head coach was on the verge of dismissal, and captain Messi almost quit the national team again after 3 months!

After returning to Barcelona, ​​the club champion who had a mental breakdown was directly excluded from the 18-man league roster by head coach Enrique. He was not even allowed to participate in the training camp and was only told to take a good rest.

Barcelona, ​​which lacked Messi, was tied 0:0 by 11th-ranked Malaga at Camp Nou...

Neymar won the MVP of the game, but they did not get the three points they wanted.

In the 12th round of the league on November 18, Valencia also ushered in a new opponent at its home court.

Granada, ranked...20th.

In other words, the two players in this game are the first-place squad leader vs. the last-place deputy squad leader...

Due to the large gap in strength between the two sides, the Bat Legion also adopted a large-scale rotation with great confidence.

Feguli, DePaul, Perez and other depressed losers were all arranged by the coach to go home and rest.

The winners such as Lipolo, Parejo, Van Dijk and Cancelo were temporarily placed on the bench.

Instead, substitute players such as Mina, Zakaria, Bastian Schweinsteiger, Barbosa, Llorente, Barragan, and Vizzo were given the starting position. Even the young players on loan from Barcelona

Young player Munir also got a valuable starting opportunity.

After all, it was only the 12th round of the league, and it had not yet reached the critical period of relegation. Granada's players seemed to think so too, so they did not show the fighting spirit of fighting for every ball in the game. They were beaten from the kick-off

Valencia, who rotated all their players, completely suppressed...

Although Granada deployed a solid formation of five defenders and three midfielders in the away game, their tenacious defense only lasted 43 minutes.

At the end of the first half, Barcelona winger Munir suddenly had an idea and moved around the ribs of the penalty area to open up space. However, at the last moment, he faked a shot and passed the ball to the goal.

Among a group of defensive players, Mina took the lead and stretched out half of his body, stretched out his foot and poked the ball into the goal.

1:0!

With the ball in hand, the situation in the second half was completely in favor of the home team. After only 15 minutes of play, the visiting team lost the game again. This time the goal came from Bastian Schweinsteiger's direct free kick.

Although Granada's goalkeeper was Ochoa, nicknamed "Mexican Wu Zhenyu," he was still helpless in the face of the German heavy artillery.

2:0!

Li Polo, who was sitting on the bench, couldn't sit still. He groaned and twisted his buttocks, preparing to go to the sidelines to warm up.

Gary Neville noticed his movements immediately, turned around, glared at him, and directly clicked three names:

"Torrea, Tropi, Tuanzebe, you are ready to appear!"

The three substitute players jumped off in a hurry, leaving Li Polo alone on the bench!

Big Neville smiled slightly, feeling secretly proud:

[Although you are the number one superstar in the team, you must obey the instructions of the head coach!]

[The victory or defeat has been decided, there is no need for you to waste your energy, right? 】

[Letting young players play to gain experience is also a necessary method for managing a team!]

But he suddenly felt a chill coming out of his back!

He slowly twisted his neck and saw Li Polo staring at his legs eagerly!

【What is this bastard looking at?】

Neville suddenly felt a dull pain in his old leg!

After playing football all your life, how can you not have any old injuries?

[Negative sentiment from Gary Neville, 5!]