The biggest fanatic in football

"This season's Champions League final will be held in Kiev, the capital of Ukraine, on May 26, 2018, so the final ambassador will be the legendary Ukrainian star - nuclear warhead Shevchenko. He will work with Totti, the wolf king who retired from Roma after last season.

, and we will serve as lottery guests together.”

In the live broadcast room, the commentator was introducing the background and rules of the lottery.

In his popular science, Marchetti, the director of UEFA's sports department, also started his own work.

As usual, the 32 teams are divided into 4 tiers.

The first pot is the champions of the eight major leagues with the highest European points:

Valencia (Champions League), Bayern Munich (Bundesliga), Chelsea (Premier League), Juventus (Serie A), Benfica (Portuguese Super League), Monaco (Ligue 1), Spartak Moscow (Russian Super League), Donets

Gramminers (Tuchao);

The order after the second tier is completely based on the European War points ranking:

Real Madrid, Barcelona, ​​Atletico Madrid, Paris Saint-Germain, Borussia Dortmund, Manchester City, Porto, Manchester United;

Third gear:

Naples, Tottenham Hotspur, Basel (Switzerland), Olympiacos (Greece), Anderlecht (Belgium), Liverpool, Roma, Besiktas (Turkish Super League);

Fourth gear:

Celtic (Scotland), CSKA Moscow (Russia), Sporting CP, APOEL (Cyprus), Feyenoord, Maribor (Slovenia), RB Leipzig (Germany), Qarabag (Azerbaijan)

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Under the control of Totti and Shevchenko, the eight group duels were presented to hundreds of millions of viewers.

Group A: Benfica, Manchester United, Basel, Army.

——Everyone thinks that Manchester United led by Mourinho has drawn a top pick. What is the difference between such a grouping and a walk?

——When did UEFA become Manchester United’s godfather?

Group B: Bayern, Paris, Anderlecht, Celtic

——Although the strengths and weaknesses of the four teams are too clear, they are still much more beautiful than Group A!

Group C: Valencia, Dortmund, Tottenham, APOEL

——The defending champion Bat Corps once again encountered two old opponents on the road to promotion last season. Whether it is Tottenham or Dortmund, they are eager to complete a revenge on them!

Group D: Juventus, Barcelona, ​​Olympiacos, Sporting CP

——It was Juventus who eliminated Barcelona with their tenacious defense last season. It was another battle of revenge!

Group E: Spartak Moscow, Real Madrid, Liverpool, Maribor

——As a seeded team, the Russian Super League champion is now very embarrassed. What he encountered may be the strongest second gear and the strongest third gear...

Group F: Shakhtar, Manchester City, Napoli, Feyenoord

——The suspense of this group only exists...who is second in the group?

Group G: Monaco, Porto, Besiktas, Leipzig

——Every season there will be a group where rookies peck each other. This is this year’s paradise.

Group H: Chelsea, Atletico Madrid, Roma, Qarabag.

After seeing his opponent, Li Polo turned around and took a special look.

Simeone, who was sitting in the coaching area, closed his eyes slightly, and no one could see his emotions.

Only he himself knows:

[mmp, the salute at the beginning of the season... is too early! 】

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As the lottery progressed, several major prizes were also announced.

The Best European Women's Football Player Award for the 2016-2017 season was won by Dutch player Mertens. She helped the Dutch team win the European Cup championship held in their home country.

Roma's veteran captain Totti won the UEFA President's Special Award for his loyalty and ball dominance for more than two decades.

The best goalkeeper in Europe was won by Diego Alves, the goalkeeper who played for Valencia at the time.

He gained huge attention by saving the opponent's penalty kicks many times in the Champions League and La Liga. He also defeated Real Madrid goalkeeper Navas and Juventus youngster Buffon, reaching the highest peak of his career.

The best defender in Europe was won by Real Madrid captain Ramos, who defeated Van Dijk.

There is no way, as the captain of Real Madrid, Ramos' status in the world is really not something that Van Dijk can shake.

Although Van Dijk's collective honor crushed his opponents, and even though UEFA's vote was more professional and fair than FIFA's, it still could not avoid this result.

The best midfielder in Europe is captured by Modric, the core brain of Real Madrid.

This result is not controversial. Among the three midfielders in the Valencia team, no one can compare with the Magic Flute in terms of personal ability and importance to the team.

As for the best striker in Europe, there is no doubt about it.

Li Polo scored 98 (club) and 10 (national team) goals in a single season, a total of 108 goals, which is almost equal to the combined number of Ronaldo and Messi!

If the Three Lions weren't so strong that they didn't call him up for several qualifiers, his statistics would be even more terrifying!

"The winner of...2016-2017 season, UEFA's best player is..."

Toti picked up the last envelope from the tray in the hands of the hostess, and slowly opened it under the gaze of countless eyes.

Lee Polo, who was originally sitting in the award-winning area, stood up without waiting for him to read out his answer, completely ignoring the expressions of Cristiano Ronaldo and Buffon beside him.

[If it weren’t for me, I would smash the UEFA awards ceremony on the spot! 】

He stepped onto the podium with his head held high and even a little bit of expectation in his heart.

At this exciting moment, he actually wanted to ask UEFA to award the trophy to Ronaldo!

[This way...I will be even more motivated when I meet Real Madrid next time!]

Unfortunately, Totti didn't let him get what he wanted, and slowly read out the final result:

"li·polo!"

The audience immediately burst into warm applause.

"Thanks."

Lee Polo took the strange-looking silver trophy from the hands of UEFA President Ceferin, which looked like a body without a head and arms, and then stood at the speaking table.

Looking at the four to five hundred influential figures in European football in the audience, he opened his chatterbox:

"Facts have proved that UEFA is an organization that understands football. Those reporters who voted for me are reporters who understand football."

A small burst of laughter suddenly erupted from the audience.

Of course these old Jianghu people understood what he meant.

[Those who voted for me, Lee Polo, are of course journalists who know football. Those who voted for Ronaldo are all blind!]

[Some people actually voted for Messi. After all, Ronaldo still has a Club World Cup and a European Super Cup. Messi didn’t even have an honor this whole season!]

Just listen to him start to deliver his acceptance speech:

"As we all know, three years ago in 2014, I joined the fourth-level amateur team from the ninth-level amateur team in England and officially started my career. My weekly salary at that time was 100 pounds, and even

I can’t even save enough money to buy flowers for my girlfriend.”

——After all, it was a speech that was broadcast live to the whole world. In the end, he changed the "money for renting a house" in the speech to "spend money for buying a house."

"For three whole seasons, I experienced a life that is unimaginable for ordinary players. Apart from training and games, I had almost no leisure and entertainment activities."

He glanced at Ronaldo sitting in the audience and immediately caught a typical example:

"I know Ronaldo must not be convinced, because his body management has always been a model for professional players, but I have to say that in the past three years, I have been 100 times more self-disciplined than he was at his most self-disciplined! Because I don’t even have a new girlfriend!”

"Hahaha!"

Everyone smiled knowingly, and even Ronaldo could only smile bitterly and shake his head, accepting his bastard logic.

After all, Ronaldinho, who joined Manchester United at the age of 18, was also a famous prodigal when he became famous at a young age. He had affairs with actresses, models, reporters, college students, bartenders, teachers, and fitness coaches. In a circle outside Trafford...

But Li Poluo suddenly received a reminder:

[Negative emotions from Lisanna Taylor, 10!]

【……】

Looking at Lisanna who was expressionless and gently stroking her belly, Li Polo coughed to avoid continuing on this topic:

"When it comes to the Champions League in the new season, I actually want Chelsea and Paris Saint-Germain to be in the same group, because only in Paris do we have better players than me."

Seeing that the audience seemed a little confused, he explained thoughtfully:

"I can't wait to have a fight with the most expensive superstar on the planet!"

He unceremoniously dug up Neymar’s “black history”:

"After all, in the knockout round of last season, he missed the match between Barcelona and Valencia due to injuries, which I have always regretted! I am extremely eager to defeat him in the official match! "

Paris coach Emery shuddered as he sat in the coaching area.

"Amelie", who had coached Sevilla before, stared at him fiercely:

[Get away! My Paris doesn’t want to meet you!]

[Negative sentiment from Unai Emery, 444!]

Hundreds of kilometers away in Paris, a wave of resentment was also sent to Lee Polo from the air:

[Negative emotions from Neymar, 666!]