The biggest fanatic in football

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Perhaps it was Li Polo's acceptance speech that stimulated the top management of Paris. In the last week of August, they hired Mbappe from Monaco.

Last season, Lipolo defeated Monaco twice in the Champions League group stage. At that time, Mbappe was just a rookie and only came on as a substitute in both rounds of games.

However, in the second half of the season, Mbappe rocketed up and became Monaco's absolute main force. His strike partner with Falcao dominated Ligue 1 and became the biggest surprise player in winning the league.

With a local registered residence in France, he is nearly 19 years old, and his talent is visibly overflowing. Coupled with Monaco's strong efforts to retain him, Paris Saint-Germain spent a total of 180 million to complete this deal.

180 million.

With one season of outstanding performance and a Ligue 1 championship, Mbappe became the second most expensive player in football history, tied with Li Poirot!

Although Paris Saint-Germain reported that they rented and then bought, the entire football world has long been aware of their operating methods.

The so-called "loan" is just because they have already bought Neymar. If they buy Mbappe again, their financial situation this season will definitely not pass UEFA's review.

If it weren't for giving UEFA a little face, they could spend 1 billion a season!

Lee Polo, who had just returned to London, was almost so angry at this deal that he vomited blood!

[I worked hard for three seasons, beating Barcelona, ​​kicking Atletico Madrid, and even fighting to the bitter end with Real Madrid. Finally, with the help of three trophies in La Liga, Copa del Rey, and Champions League and a dominant performance, I was able to gain the title with good reason. Worth 180 million.

Forget about Neymar. After all, he has been famous for many years and encountered irreconcilable conflicts between the two clubs, which led to a net worth of 220 million. But...this 19-year-old Mbappe, why should he be tied with me? 】

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he almost missed the third round of the league!

【Negative emotions from Lee Polo, 999!】

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The day after Lee Poirot received the UEFA Player of the Year award, the third round of the Premier League kicked off.

On the first day of the game, Manchester City, which had not yet recovered from the disastrous defeat, was once again in crisis.

At Bournemouth's home court, Guardiola's team only played for 12 minutes before losing a goal to their opponent.

Although Jesus equalized the score 10 minutes later, the 1:1 situation remained until the last second of regular time.

Manchester City, who played more and more anxiously, received a total of 5 yellow cards. Even Guardiola was almost sent to the stands by the referee for complaining frequently...

This is an almost unprecedented passive situation for Guardiola, who advocates a technical style of play.

It wasn't until the 7th minute of stoppage time that Sterling completed the winner in the chaos, helping Manchester City narrowly beat their opponent 2:1!

As a result, Sterling rushed into the stands to celebrate wildly. Two yellows turned one red and he was suspended...

Since both sides received a total of 11 yellow cards, 1 red card, and players were injured, the whole game was in pieces, so much so that it was not until the 101st minute that the referee blew the final whistle - a full stoppage time. Lasted 11 minutes!

This was originally a great opportunity to ridicule Manchester City, but Lee Polo, who was still angry, completely forgot to make up for Guardiola after the game.

Not only that, he didn't even attend the pre-game press conference...

Fortunately, the Premier League has never lacked people who can make up for the damage.

Before Guardiola returned to Manchester, his old enemy Mourinho congratulated him in a weird way:

"After Ferguson time, there is Guardiola time in Manchester!"

——Although in the hearts of Manchester United fans, Ferguson's time is synonymous with tenacious struggle and miracle reversal, in the eyes of other fans, Ferguson's time is still equated with the black whistle and the godfather...

Therefore, although Mourinho successfully mocked Guardiola this time, he also killed a thousand enemies and suffered 800 losses to himself!

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Mourinho was certainly in the mood to mock his city rivals and old enemies, because Manchester United sat at Old Trafford and easily defeated the visiting Leicester City 3-0.

Although Lukaku's goal was disallowed, Rashford, the prince of the Red Devils, opened the scoring, Morata scored a header, and substitute Fellaini also scored with a header. Manchester United celebrated its third consecutive victory!

4:0,5:0,3:0!

12 goals were scored in three league rounds, and the defense led by De Gea did not concede a single goal!

Red Devils fans have a collective orgasm!

Some new fans even shouted:

"Who is Ferguson? We just love San Jose!"

"Jose, make Manchester United fall in love with football again!"

After leading his team to win the Triple Crown last season, Mourinho ushered in his most comfortable month at Manchester United!

The Portuguese madman has ushered in his most prestigious moment at Manchester United!

He was so satisfied that he was ready to beat some players in the team who had a bad attitude, so that from now on, he would be the only voice in the Red Devils locker room!

On this day, the magic bird was full of ambition and ambition:

[Only when the entire team completely obeys his command can Manchester United truly rebuild its dynasty!]

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On August 27, several other duels began one after another.

Tottenham were held to a 1:1 draw by Burnley at home. Neither Kane nor Son Heung-min could bring victory to the team.

Liverpool teamed up with Arsenal to present a goal battle at Anfield:

The "Red Arrows" - Salah, Firmino, and Mane - who are beginning to take shape, scored at the same time, and Sturridge, who came on as a substitute, added the icing on the cake, 4:0!

Liverpool is responsible for attacking, Arsenal is responsible for taking the beating!

Arsenal did not have no chances, but their forwards kicked the ball into the stands again and again, and they had 0 shots on target in 90 minutes!

For example, in the 40th minute, Liverpool goalkeeper Karius once played with fire in the penalty area and passed the ball directly to his opponent. Unfortunately, Welbeck refused to accept the "come-in" and used an anti-aircraft gun to complete the clearance for him...

After the game, Arsenal also contributed a set of famous pictures:

Looking at the fans who left the game early, head coach Wenger was sitting on the bench, picking his teeth helplessly, while Sanchez, the team's thigh, squatted on the ground for a long time and refused to get up...

Chelsea, who played as the finale, faced the challenge of "Toffees" Everton on the same evening.

As early as three days ago, Hazard had returned from injury, but after being away from the battlefield for a long time, he was seriously lacking in physical fitness and was strictly overweight. Conte threw him directly into the U23 team for training...

If it were any previous season, Hazard would probably have expressed his dissatisfaction, but now there is a heavyweight in the Chelsea team who just won the best player in Europe. This time Hazard didn't even give a damn.

He didn't dare to let go, so he went to the reserve team to report.

According to reports from the U23 coach, the King of Balls not only actively trains, but also takes the initiative to go to the gym for an extra hour after the end of each day, setting a good role model for young players!

Conte expressed his relief:

"Then let him stay in U23 for a few more days and lead our youth training players!"

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Stamford Bridge was crowded on this day.

There are not many top players in Everton's squad, and only Rooney, who has just returned from Manchester United, is worthy of Lee Polo's firing.

Unfortunately, Rooney did not meet Lee Polo in the tunnel.

Because Chelsea's No. 1 superstar entered the field five minutes early, showing off the honorary trophy he had just brought back from UEFA to more than 40,000 home fans.

"Li Polo!"

"Lee Polo!!"

"Lee Polo!!!"

Listening to the roar of the audience, Li Polo frequently raised his hands to express his gratitude.

Then he took the microphone from Cudinich, who was the guest host:

"Thank you for sending me a personal round of applause and cheers."

The fans in the stands burst into laughter.

Just listen to him continue:

"But I want to say that the honor I received actually has nothing to do with Chelsea."

The fans in the stands suddenly fell silent again.

Indeed, Lee Poirot was invincible throughout Europe last season. That was his great achievement in Valencia! What does it have to do with today's Chelsea?!

Looking at the silent fans, Li Polo raised his voice:

"So, I want to say, please save today's applause and cheers, and wait until this time next year, so that we can celebrate together!"